A collection of jokes about westward journey

The yellow sunlight reflected a piece of hay near the broken earth wall, as if to drain the last vitality of the hay. Barren land, dilapidated low-rise buildings, peddled by vendors, pedestrians carrying big bags, regardless of the sweat flowing from their foreheads. A heat wave slowly approached with a huge roar, a spaceship landed firmly in the clearing, and a sly figure jumped down.

His name is Xiao Jingang. He is a native of this planet. He grew up in an orphanage. He is a famous little bastard in town. He is the kind of expert who drinks two bottles of water for nothing when surfing the Internet. When he got off the boat, he went straight to the hospital, where there was a person he cared about most, and also the person he cared about most, his childhood friend-Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing likes Little King Kong since she was a child. At that time, the orphanage had no money, and the children were always hungry. Xiao Jingang is one of them. Xiaoqing always blushes and gives her porridge to Xiao Jingang. She has lovely big eyes. She looked at the way little King Kong wolfed down, and her mouth tilted slightly. She thinks she's hungry. At that time, Xiao Jingang decided to marry Xiaoqing as his wife, because Xiaoqing could support him.

They grew up day by day, but Xiaoqing was very ill and the doctor was helpless. He can only stay in the hospital for a long time. But the high medical expenses are beyond their affordability. Therefore, Xiao Jingang decided to take risks in the universe. As long as he can make money, he is willing to cheat.

Because there is no money, Xiaoqing can only tidy up the bed in the corridor and fly to Xiaoqing's bed. Xiaoqing is leaning against the bed at this time, reading quietly. Xiaoqing heard familiar footsteps, with a blush on her pale face and a happy radian on her mouth. She leaned over and looked up at the direction of the bearer.

Xiao Jingang stood by the bed, staring at the haggard Xiaoqing in front of him, with a heartache in his eyes. He smiled and sat by the bed, laughing with Xiaoqing, telling what he saw and heard during the adventure. For example, the goddess Nu Wa is an anticlimactic beauty, and Xiaoqing wants to be dignified and beautiful.

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Xiaoqing smiled from ear to ear and suddenly coughed. Such a smile is too much for her. Xiao Jingang caressed Xiaoqing's back nervously. Perishable person, how can he save her?

Xiaojin just took out a delicate little cake from his bag, inserted a candle and lit it. Today is Xiaoqing's birthday. Xiaoqing by candlelight is beautiful, and her black eyes are particularly bright against the firelight. Xiaoqing put her hands together on her chest and closed her eyes slightly. I didn't know what she wished for, so she blew out the candle with all her strength.

Xiao Jingang watched the candle go out, and his heart couldn't help but climb up a sadness. I don't know how many birthdays we can spend together Xiao Jingang told Xiaoqing that she would make a lot of money and then find the best doctor to treat her. When she is well, marry her, have many children and spend the rest of her life in a beautiful big house. Xiaoqing blushed with joy.

In the evening, the moonlight has climbed up the eaves. Xiao Jingang got up and said goodbye to Xiaoqing. Time is running out. He must find a cure for Xiaoqing as soon as possible. Xiaoqing silently looked at the back of Xiao Jingang, and her eyes were full of disappointment.

Xiaojin just heard the news on the black market that the creator's staff lost by the gods is about to be resurrected, and those who get it will have infinite power and even create a world. The existence of God is nothing new. As early as 1000 years ago, a war between gods started for the scepter of the creator.

In Xiao Jingang's eyes, the so-called gods are just a group of greedy guys who ignore the lives of ordinary people. Little King Kong's hometown was a beautiful blue planet thousands of years ago, not such a shabby place now. The war between the gods destroyed many happy families. Xiaojingang couldn't find a cure for Xiaoqing, so he decided to step in and rob the staff of The Creator.

Xiao Jingang is proficient in deception. He knows the psychology of greedy people very well. He fooled his competitors all the way and cleared the way for himself. When the last few forces were fighting, Xiaojin just took advantage of the fisherman's power and got the scepter in the chaos. But mortals can't control the power of the staff, and they have lost themselves at the moment they touch it. They just instinctively flew to a place with a vague and familiar figure.

In the hospital, Xiaoqing, as usual, quietly looked at the book, but her pretty face was even more gaunt. Bang, a figure came out of the wall, and the smoke made Xiaoqing cough. The figure in the smoke is so familiar but so strange. who is it? Xiaoqing asked shyly. The man didn't answer and came over. The ferocious appearance made Xiaoqing afraid to provoke Joseph. How did Little King Kong become like this?

Little King Kong looked at the person in front of him with red eyes. Who is she and who is she? Xiao Jingang suddenly listened and then suddenly flew over the hospital. Several gods have chased here with warships, and war is imminent. Countless soldiers flew down to fight with Little King Kong.

I don't know how long it took. There are countless bodies lying beside Xiao Jingang, and the blood on his body has long been unknown whether it is his own or the enemy's. At this time, he is being suppressed by the artifacts of the gods, kneeling on the ground and unable to move, just waiting for God's final punishment.

When God punished arrival, a beam of light fell from the sky. Little King Kong growled and hissed, like a wild animal, expressing his inner unwillingness. Just before the beam arrived, a petite and delicate figure stood in front of Little King Kong. I don't know where the strength came from. Xiaoqing blocked the blow with open arms. In the lamplight, she cocked her head and looked at Little King Kong with a smile on her lips. Into a cluster of small stars, scattered into the sky.

"Goodbye, I promised to be with you forever ..."

Little King Kong, waving his hands in the air, didn't want to let the little star fly away, but he couldn't catch it, and he couldn't catch it. Cake, candle, smile, vegetable porridge ... He remembered that he was a little King Kong, and his favorite Xiaoqing flew away. Tears welled up, and he looked up and screamed in pain in the direction where the stars flew away.

When the gods saw that the blow had missed, they struck again. Little King Kong broke free and flashed sideways. In the blink of an eye, his figure disappeared. I can only see that the warships in the sky exploded almost at the same time, and a flame formed on the horizon, which seemed to be holding a grand funeral for his lover.

The whole world is quiet. Xiao Jin just lies on the ruins, gasping for air. The human body can't bear the power of the scepter.

"May I appear in front of you again with colorful light."

A cloud of light, from small king kong broke out in the body, infinite expansion. ...

The world reset, a long time ago, there was a place called Hulu Mountain. ...

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