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What do middle-aged women often say when they hint that you are "chasing" her? This is no joke. 1 will say that she is so old that no one wants to be a middle-aged woman. When she is with you, she keeps saying such things to you, which shows that she has a crush on you and has feelings for you from the heart, just trying to be shy in front of you. I don't want you to see her mood. On the contrary, it is for you to express hints in a language that men must understand.

When a middle-aged woman often says these words, it shows that her heart is really empty and she really wants a home of her own. She wants you to understand her thoughts. I also hope you can seize the opportunity. Conversely, middle-aged women don't like you, they won't say such things, and they won't get along with you like brothers. You are too nervous, you can make jokes at will.

People who say that they are old and have no boyfriends often say that when women reach middle age, they will become old and yellow. In fact, not all women will become ugly. On the contrary, many middle-aged women are more feminine and attractive than when they were young. More pleasing. A middle-aged woman, telling you such a thing, is not that she is really old, not that she really can't get married, but that she is moved by her feelings and dare not chase you directly. She will talk to you in this way, which seems like a simple joke. Actually, she really likes you She's asking you to hint and let you set up an opportunity to pursue her.

I will say that my life is like this, and no one will like a woman's heart. Middle-aged women always like to say something they don't agree with. You said that middle-aged women are her most beautiful age, and they should also work hard. It can be said that middle-aged women are the most beautiful scenery in the world. When she said this, she was actually sending you a data signal. She's in love with you. Middle-aged women love a man, it is not easy to tell each other, but they should express it to each other in such a suggestive tone.

Ms Xu is a middle-aged woman. She is very good, and she is also a very good worker at work. There will be many people around who appreciate themselves, but Ms. Xu has always felt that this kind of appreciation of the opposite sex around her is not suitable for becoming a lover relationship with herself. Until one time, she took part in an action and met the male god in his mind. At first glance, Ms. Xu felt that this man was particularly excellent and especially suitable for herself.

After getting along several times, Ms. Xu said this to the man she likes. After that, Ms. Xu and this excellent man developed into a lover relationship. Therefore, middle-aged women will not say it easily when they meet boys they like. But in a suggestive tone. They often say the above three sentences, so men should seize the opportunity, which is no joke.