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The composition when the teacher is not at the meeting, good words and expressions, plus some funny things, will do. Thank you, big brothers and sisters.

It looks like another boring afternoon management class. The students who just came back from madness, flushed and sweaty, sat in their seats, panting from time to time, fanning themselves with notebooks. After a few seconds, the students realized a very strange thing-there was no teacher on the podium. The teacher is not here! The teacher is out! The teacher is late! The students began to whisper, but there seemed to be a teacher's shadow on the podium, and the lingering force still made the students "afraid to speak loudly for fear of shaking the stage." The students chatted for a while, but I don't know which unkind guy let down his guard first and made fun of a girl around him. The girl was so angry that she grabbed a book and attacked him. The students burst into laughter, and at the same time, this episode really relaxed everyone's tense string. We have to say that although this guy was killed, his sacrifice was glorious, meaningful and a milestone! This guy gave his young life for the cause of "collective chat when the teacher was away", but his sacrifice brought us a hearty long talk.

The students began to whisper and the volume gradually increased; From being cautious, his expression gradually became very happy. It seems that the "ghost" on the stage has completely disappeared. Just as the students were laughing and cursing, shouting strange noises, gossiping and bragging, an unfriendly person suddenly screamed: "The teacher is coming! The teacher is coming! " The decibel is so high that it is easy to change the noise of dozens of people. The class was instantly quiet, and the degree, speed and efficiency were unprecedented. That's the peak, that's the peak of Wulin. Just when the grave-like silence suffocated everyone, the man suddenly added, "Oh, it seems that he didn't come ..." Before the words were finished, he immediately called for saliva to crusade. Then, just as everyone let go of the chat, the door opened and the teacher came into the classroom with a cold face and a terrible murderous look. ...