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7 8 ways to tell the truth (1. Catch an octopus first, and then hit its head with a hammer. Octopuses touch their heads with their hands, and the rest use their feet.
Hold a pistol at it, raise your hands and swing your legs.
Give it a durian and smell it. It's the hands that cover your nose, and the others are your feet.
4. It's a computer, with hands on the keyboard and feet on the chair.
5. The hand that jumps with it is shaking over the head, and the foot that steps on the ground is twisted.
6. Sprinkle a handful of water on it. One is the hand holding the towel, and the other is the foot.
7. Throw a 100 yuan on the ground, step on it first, and then pick it up by hand.
When winter comes, it's hands that cover your head, and the rest are feet.
9. Reach out first when you meet a leader, but just the opposite when you meet a subordinate.
10. put it on the car, it is the hand that grabs the steering wheel and the foot that shrinks in the chair.
1 1. It's a pair of white socks, which are stretched out to catch, and the hands are sent to the mouth, and the rest are feet.
12. Give it a radish, reach out and catch it and send it to your mouth. What's left is your foot.
13. When I saw the chef in the restaurant, I ran away, using my feet and the rest of my hands. )
9 you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".
10 Mom is a peanut and Dad is a butterfly.
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