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When I was a child, I had no money to buy clothes.

There is a man who is black and was born in February 1963 17 in Brooklyn, new york. He has two brothers, one elder sister and one younger sister, and his father's meager salary can hardly support his family. His childhood was spent in poverty and discrimination, and he saw no hope for the future. Nothing, he squatted under the low eaves, silently watching the sunset on the distant mountain, silent and depressed. /kloc-when he was 0/3 years old, one day, his father suddenly handed him an old dress: "How much can this dress be worth?" "About a dollar." He replied. "Can you sell it for two dollars?" Father looked at him inquiringly. "Only a fool will buy it!" He said gambling. My father's eyes were sincere and eager: "Why not give it a try? You know, living at home is not easy. If you sell it, it will help your mother and me. " He just nodded: "I can try, but I may not be able to sell it." He washes clothes carefully. Without irons, he brushed them flat with a brush and laid them on a flat plate to dry in the shade. The next day, he took this dress to a crowded subway station. After more than six hours of hawking, he finally sold it. He clutched two dollars tightly and ran all the way home. Since then, he has been keen to find out old clothes from the garbage and take care of them every day. Go downtown and sell it. After more than ten days, his father suddenly handed him an old dress: "How do you think this dress can sell for 20 yuan?" How is that possible? How can such an old dress sell for 20 dollars? It's worth 2 dollars at most. "Why don't you have a try?" His father inspired him, "If you think about it, there will always be a way." Finally, he had a good idea. He asked his cousin who was learning to draw a cute Donald Duck and a naughty Mickey Mouse on his clothes. He chose to peddle at the gate of a school for aristocratic children. After a while, a housekeeper bought this dress for his young master. The boy likes the patterns on his clothes very much. When he was happy, he gave him a tip of 5 dollars. 25 dollars, which is undoubtedly a huge sum of money! It is equivalent to his father's salary for one month. When he got home, his father handed him another old dress: "Can you sell it for 200 dollars?" Father's eyes are very deep. This time, he did not hesitate. He calmly took the clothes and began to think. Two months later, the opportunity finally came. Laferty, the heroine of the popular movie Charlie Hebdo, came to new york to promote it. After the press conference, he flung off the security guards around him and rushed to Raffles to ask her to sign his old clothes. Rafosi was shocked at first, but immediately smiled. No one will refuse an innocent child. Raffles successfully signed his autograph. He smiled and said, "Ms. Rafferty, can I sell this dress?" "Of course, this is your clothes. How to deal with it is entirely your freedom! " He gave a whoop of cheers: "Miss Laferty's autographed sweatshirt costs $200!" After on-site bidding, an oil merchant bought the sweatshirt at a high price of $65,438+0,200. Back home, he and his father and a large family fell into a carnival. My father was moved to tears and kept kissing his forehead: "I was going to find someone to buy it if you couldn't sell it." I didn't expect you to do this! You're amazing! My child, you are really great ... "A bright moon rose to the top of the mountain, and the moonlight shone softly through the window. My father slept with him this evening. The father asked, "Son, do you understand anything from selling these three clothes?" "I see. "You inspired me," he said emotionally. As long as you use your head, there will always be a way. Father nodded and shook his head again: "You are right, but this is not my intention." ""I just want to tell you that an old dress worth only one dollar can be noble. Besides, we're still alive? Why lose confidence in life? We are just a little black and a little poor, but what does it matter? " "Yes, even an old dress can be noble. Why should I sell myself short? "Twenty years later, his name spread all over the world. His name is Michael? Jordan.