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"Find someone to write a million words?"

who ... who will help me write?

Poor ... Am I the most beautiful Effie in the universe so unpopular that no one wants to help me write a preface, forcing Effie to fish for himself?

Originally, Effie had a slave, a pet, a servant, a foot-washing slave, a plaything and a emperor's father.

But ... But ...

Because Emperor Xiaoyu didn't write a manuscript on weekdays, he used the rotten excuse of writing a preface for Effie to escape from the facts, so the great editor Hui Ci was angry and told her to wait until her own manuscript was finished.

And the love slave Ji Awei who is most loyal to Afei on weekdays, alas, hey ... how should I put this? This pig usually either sleeps or eats. I look for her to write a preface, but I value her and give her a chance to show it. I didn't expect no one to answer the phone. It really pissed me off. She must have deliberately known that the Queen was looking for her to write a preface, so she took this opportunity to escape from reality.

However, let's tell you a joke circulated between Effie and Awei.

One day, Effie was talking to Ainu Awei on the phone, and when she was talking about foaming at the mouth, the little beauty sitting in Effie's computer chair suddenly turned over, like the hind legs of her legs were all open ...