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The story of ants and elephants is bigger than that of elephants.

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( 1)

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

The little rabbit was puzzled when he saw it. "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said, "Shh! Be quiet, or I will trip him! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as an elephant, so it is enough for him to draw blood there."

On the third day, the rabbit came to the ant and asked, "Is that ya still alive?"

The ant said helplessly, "I carried it." It's so heavy that my waist is bent. It fell too hard! "

When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants for malicious injury and imprisoned them for 6 months.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to two months. Why did you sentence me to six months? "

Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus four months."

So the ant appealed to the High Court: "We are equal to elephants, how can we discriminate?"? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, return us to innocence, and sue the judge for framing. "

A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died.

The mother ant cried and said, "I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child, and it will ..."

A few days later, the mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! How unfair the elephant's death is!

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?"

The elephant said, "Shh!" Be quiet. I will wait for the ant to come, so that I can incite it and avenge my brother. "

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside.

After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: I wanted to provoke Lao Zi, but I found it early. It broke your foot!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, the blood loss is even more, even 80L is not enough. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

(2)

Not long after the ant married the elephant, the elephant died of illness.

The ant was very sad. He cried at the elephant. He cried and said, why are you walking in front of me? Damn it, I will do nothing in my life except dig a hole and bury you.

(3)

One day, an ant said something to an elephant. The elephant fainted. Do you know what this is? The ant said to the elephant, honey, I'm pregnant. The elephant woke up and said a word to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this? Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again".

(4)

Once upon a time there was an ant and an elephant. They are good friends. They often play, eat and bathe together.

One day, there was a misunderstanding between the ant and the elephant, and the elephant went after the ant. Ants run, run, run to a pile of sand. The ant got into the sand, showing only one leg. A mouse saw it and asked the ant, "Ant, ant, why are you showing a leg?" The elephant will see you. You are really stupid. "

The ant said angrily, "You are so stupid! I knocked down the elephant with one leg exposed, you stupid mouse, leave me alone and wait for the show! How can an elephant get up? " Say that finish, I smiled a few times.

(5)

In any case, it is impossible, but it is true: ants and elephants are in love.

On that day, after meeting the elephant, the ant fell in love at first sight and fell in love with each other deeply. However, under the pressure of the family, ants and elephants can only communicate in secret.

On this day, the ant met the elephant again. The ant nestled in the elephant's arms and said, "honey, it's not the way for us to continue like this." We might as well explain our relationship to our families and make it public. Otherwise, you can only sneak around like this. I really can't stand the pain of missing. "

The elephant sighed and said, "yes, I have the same idea, but I can tell your family directly that I will definitely object." They will definitely not agree when they see that I am poor. "

The ant said, "Why don't we elope?"

"That doesn't work, our things will be known by others sooner or later. How's this? Let the newspaper report first, others will be moved by our sincere love, will support us, and the family will be forced to agree. " The elephant thought for a moment and said.

"That's settled," said the ant.

So, ants and elephants came to the newspaper and explained everything to the reporter fox. Fox is worried about the circulation of newspapers, but he didn't expect business opportunities to come. The fox decorated the night and wrote an article "Love between Ant and Elephant".

The next day, the love story was reported on the front page of Animals. The whole animal kingdom is sensational. Moved by the love between ants and elephants. After reading the report, the ant tribe hurriedly held an emergency meeting to discuss this little ant.

The old ant said, "I believe everyone has read the report." What do you think of this matter? "

The middle-aged ant said, "I strongly disagree. Elephants are disgusting. Last time, if I hadn't run fast, I would have been trampled. "

Another ant agreed, "I don't agree either. The elephant was cruel and trampled on my brother-in-law. My sister and my brother-in-law were only married for two days, and my brother-in-law was trampled to death by that cruel elephant, causing my sister to live alone in the room and cry all day. " ……

Finally, the ants unanimously disapprove of the marriage between the little ant and the elephant.

However, despite the opposition of many ants, the little ant resolutely crossed the layers of obstacles and finally married the conscious animal like the elephant.

After marriage, the young couple, the ant and the elephant, loved each other and respected each other, never quarreled or blushed. However, the weather is unpredictable and animals are doomed. That day, the elephant was foraging outside. Dozens of ants are busy in a tree on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the tree off. I was about to fall into the cliff. At this moment, I saw an elephant rushing over and hooked the tree with its nose. The elephant slipped and fell into the cliff. When the elephant woke up from the coma, he was already lying in the first animal hospital, with hundreds of ants beside him, including those he saved. At this time, Dr. Mosquito came and said to the ants, "The elephant bled too much, but there was no blood in the hospital." I hope you can donate some blood. " Hearing this, the ants just pulled up their sleeves and asked the doctor to draw blood. Some of them go to collect more ants to donate. Soon, there was a long queue at the hospital gate, and millions of ants were waiting to donate blood.

Although, with the help of many ants, the elephant finally died of excessive blood loss at the age of 30. The little ant cried for three days and nights, but it didn't help. The little ant finally picked up the shovel and dug the grave for the elephant. But the little ant dug for 7749 days, which was not enough to bury an elephant's tooth. Digging for another 7749 days, there is not much progress. The little ant couldn't help complaining, "Dad, why don't you take me away?" We haven't been married for five years, and you want me to dig your grave for the rest of my life ... "。

(6)

The ants and elephants went to find * * *, and the hippopotamus centipede in the little red building entertained them.

The next day, when the elephant saw the tired and scattered ants, he boasted, "Awesome, I climbed down without going there twice. Especially doesn't matter. You're amazing. You've been having sex all night. You are really an ant among ants. I admire you. " The ant lay on the ground and said sadly, "Shit, I moved my thighs all night, and I haven't finished moving them this morning."

Students must have heard the story of ants and elephants competing to lift weights. An ant can lift more things than it.

The problem lies in the steps of square roots on both sides. The square root is not the same operation, but has positive and negative numbers.

For example, the square genus of -3 and special 3 is 9, but the square root of 9 is plus or minus 3 (within the real number range).

According to the above formula, X is the weight of ants, Y is the weight of elephants, and A is the average.

Then, x-a is negative, y-a is positive, the absolute value is the same, the square value is the same, but the sign is opposite.

Ⅲ The story of the elephant and the ant

1, the ant and the elephant got married, but the elephant died in a few days. The ant was very sad, crying and scolding: Dear, why did you walk in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my fucking life, so I buried you!

2. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out and climbed on the elephant.

The elephant shook and the ant fell, leaving an ant on the elephant's neck. The ants in the underground shouted in unison, "strangle it!" " Strangle it! "

One day, the ant took his girlfriend, the elephant, home. After the elephant left, the ant said to his son, "son, don't do this marriage!" " My family is poor and can't afford such a big ring! "

The ant was watching a movie when suddenly the elephant sat in front of it, blocking the whole screen. The ant ran angrily to the front seat of the elephant, sat for a while, turned to the elephant and said, "You are very upset that I blocked the screen!" " "

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip his son! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. "

7. On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Are you still alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, damn it, my waist was bent and I fell too hard!

8. When an elephant gets sick, it should sue the ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants as malicious injuries, * * * June.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is at most * * * in February. Why is it sentenced? "

9. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child and it will ~ ~ ~ ~

10, the mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, shit! The death of an elephant is really unfair ~ ~

1 1. One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?"

The elephant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle, so that I can mix him up and avenge my brother. "

12. As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he immediately ran back to see it. On the way, he met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: tmd wants to provoke Lao Zi, but fortunately I found out early and broke my foot!

13. The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, I lost more blood, which is not enough to lose 80l. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

Ⅳ The story of ants and elephants

First of all, it's wrong.

Elephant and

ant

Go swimming and the elephant jumps down.

pool

After swimming in the pool for a while, I saw an ant calling it by the pool: "Elephant, come up." The elephant rushed up and asked eagerly, "What's the matter?" The ant looked at it and said, "Nothing, go down." The elephant said crossly, "What's the matter with you? Let me come up for a while and let me go down for a while and make it clear. " The ant replied gloomily, "I just want to see if there is anything wrong with my swimsuit."

Second, step on the elephant.

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant hurried into the soil, revealing only one leg.

rabbit

Seeing this puzzled, he asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Be quiet, I'll kill that stupid elephant! "

Third, donate blood for free.

One day,

rabbit

Seeing the whole nest of ants lining up in a hurry, I asked why. The ant replied, "We killed an elephant yesterday."

brothers

I tripped and fell badly. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one has the same blood type as an elephant, so it is enough to leave him there to draw blood." "

Fourth,

prosecute

When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants for malicious injury and imprisoned them for 6 months. The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? " Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus 4 months." So the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: "We are equal to elephants, how can we' discriminate'? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, return us to innocence, and sue the judge for framing. "

Five, the aggrieved elephant

One day the elephant died suddenly, and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, "I told it I was pregnant with its baby, and it just …" A few days later, the mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches. Shit! How unfair the elephant's death is!

Six, the elephant was kicked.

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?" The elephant said, "Shh! Be quiet. I will wait for the ant to come, so that I can stir him up and avenge my brother. " As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: I wanted to provoke Laozi, but fortunately, I found it early and kicked its feet away!

Seven,

help

Sick ants

The elephant was taken to the hospital because of a leg injury. The femoral artery was kicked off and lost a lot of blood. Even if you lose 80L, it is not enough. The blood bank was in an emergency, and the only ant that matched the elephant's blood type once again undertook the task of donating blood. Before long, the elephant was discharged from the hospital. It collects all the animals.

brothers and sisters

I peed in all the ant holes I could see. After the rabbit saw it, he was very puzzled: "The ants are so kind and donate blood to you. Why do you bite the hand that feeds you? " The elephant said angrily, "this is the most poisonous trick of ants." Blood donation ants have AIDS ... "

Eight, evil ants

Shortly after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness. The ant was heartbroken and lay down on the elephant.

corpse

Cry in the morning. Crying and saying: husband! How did you get in front of me? How will I live in the future? Crying and crying, I was so angry that I naturally said to myself, * * *, I will do nothing but dig a hole and bury you in my life.

Nine, each dizzy once.

One day, an ant said something to an elephant. The elephant fainted. Do you know what this is? The ant said to the elephant, honey, I'm pregnant. It may be yours. The elephant woke up and said a word to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this? Hehe, the elephant said, "Honey, let's have sex again."

Divorce

The elephant and the ant have been married for 1 year, and suddenly want to divorce. The judge asked the ant, you are so loving, why do you want to divorce? The ant said, "Mom, don't mention it, can you not divorce?" Kissing takes 20 minutes! ! ! "Then the judge asked the elephant, why do you want a divorce? The elephant said, "damn, every time I want to kiss an ant, I have to look for it with a magnifying glass for a while, and I still dare not breathe, for fear of blowing it away."

Eleven, strangle him.

An elephant stepped on one.

El homiguero

Ants climbed up the elephant's back one by one. When the elephant shook, most of the ants fell down, only one ant clung to the elephant.

neck

The ant below wouldn't let go and shouted excitedly, strangle him! ! !

Twelve,

Qinghai-Tibet Plateau

Elephants put their shit in it.

Lu Zhongyang

An ant happened to pass by. He looked up at the misty peak and couldn't help sighing. ! Lhasa, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Thirteen, the ring

One day, ants

take

When his girlfriend elephant came home, the ant's mother waited for the elephant to leave and said to her son, "Son, don't do this marriage!" " My family is poor and can't afford such a big ring! "

Fourteen, uncomfortable

Fifteen, whoring

Ants and elephants go to find it together.

***

the small red chamber

In ...

hippopotamus

and

centipede

Treat them. The next day, when the elephant saw the tired and scattered ants, he boasted, "Awesome, I climbed down without going up or down twice, which was particularly boring. I'm still great. Having sex all night is really an ant among ants. I admire it. " The ant lay on the ground and said sadly, "Shit, I moved all night."

thigh

I haven't finished moving this morning. "

What does the story of little ants and elephants tell us?

Never underestimate your opponent.

ⅵ The story of an ant and an elephant is summarized by an idiom. What does this idiom mean?

It should be "overreaching".

ⅶ Are there any stories about ants and elephants?

I really want an elephant to meet ants and look down on them. Later, ants entered the body through the elephant's nose and ate the elephant together, something like this.

The story of eight ants and elephants

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, wait for me to stumble! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why the ants replied, "Yesterday, an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and fell badly." Let's go and donate blood to that girl. " Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. "

On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly, I carried it. Damn it, I bent over and fell too hard!

When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripping over elephants were malicious injuries and imprisoned for 6 months. The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? " Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, adding 4 months ~ ~" So the ant complained to the High Court: We are equal to elephants, how can we "discriminate"? Please ask the high court to make a clear judgment, return our innocence and sue the judge for framing.

A few days later, Xiang Fa suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, I told it that I was pregnant with its child and it just ~ ~ ~ ~

The mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! It's so unfair that the elephant died ~ ~ ~ ~

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?" The elephant said, "Shh! Be quiet. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle to come so that I can mix him up and avenge my brother. " As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: I wanted to provoke Lao Zi, but I found it early. It broke my foot. Ha ... ha ... ha ... ! !

One day, an ant said something to an elephant. The elephant fainted. Do you know what this is?

The ant said to the elephant, honey, I'm pregnant.

The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this?

Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again".

An ant and an elephant got married and lived a happy life after marriage. But fate makes man, and it won't last long! After two years of good life, the elephant unfortunately suffered from an incurable disease and endured the pain every day. Although the husband and wife seek medical treatment everywhere, in all directions, the elephant's condition has not improved at all, and the pain is getting worse and worse. The elephant is in pain and the ants are sad, but there is nothing they can do.

In this way, after a period of time, watching the elephant being tortured by the disease day by day, the ant, after careful consideration, finally endured great pain on a sunny morning and summoned up the courage to say to the elephant, "Don't worry, I will bury you with my whole life!" " "The elephant closed his eyes sweetly!

The ant kept his promise and spent his whole life burying the elephant. When the soil was reinforced for the last time, the ants fell to the elephant's grave! Their story is over!

After their death, they all came to Yamaraja Store. After drinking the ecstasy soup, the ant reincarnated into an elephant, and the elephant reincarnated into an ant.

Ant and elephant got married, and they lived a happy life after marriage, but the good times didn't last long! After two years of good life, the elephant unfortunately suffered from an incurable disease and endured the pain every day. Although the husband and wife seek medical treatment everywhere, in all directions, the elephant's condition has not improved at all, and the pain is getting worse and worse. The elephant is in great pain and the ants are sad, but there is nothing they can do.

After a period of time, watching the elephant suffer from illness day by day, the ant finally said to the elephant one morning after careful consideration, "You go, I'll bury you!" " "The elephant closed his eyes.

The ant kept his promise, hired 100000 ants with the remaining savings, and spent10 days burying the elephant. After reinforcing the last layer of soil, the ant patted the dirt and dust on his hands and said to an ant beside him, "Shall we spend the rest of today together?"

ⅸ What is the significance of the story of ants and elephants?

At school, the teacher said that if ants were as big as elephants, ants would be much stronger than elephants, but I don't know what your problem is.