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The Story of Animal Xiaohua Mall
Mother cat said, "What kind of food do you want to eat? Mother couldn't say clearly at the moment. Just use the method left by our ancestors! " These nights, you hide on people's roofs, between beams and columns, beside clay pots, and listen carefully to people's conversations, and they will naturally teach you. ! "
One night, the kitten hid between the beams and heard an adult say to the child, "Bao Xiao, put the fish and milk in the refrigerator. Kittens like fish and milk best. "
The next night, the kitten hid beside the clay pot and heard a woman say to the man, "Husband, hang the sausage and bacon on the beam and close the chicken so that the kitten won't steal it."
On the third night, the kitten hid on the roof. From the window, she saw a woman thinking about her child: "Cheese, floss and dried fish are all left, and they won't be put away properly. The kitten has a good nose, and you will have nothing to eat tomorrow. "
In this way, the kitten is happy every day. He went home and said to his mother, "Mom, as you said, as long as I listen carefully, someone will teach me what to eat every day."
Remembering a little joke, my mother said: I will teach you a life skill in the future. With it, you don't have to worry about anything ... so my mother taught me to eat.
Of course we have learned to eat, but there are still many things in life that we need to learn.
Be a good listener, Xiaohua Mall, because kittens are happy every day.
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