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There is no rest time at work.
Boss: Do you want to take a day off?
Employee: Yeah.
Boss: What else do you want from the company? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You have two days off every week, a total of 104 days. You still have 26 1 day to work, right?
Employee: Yeah.
Boss: You get off work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days, right?
Employee: Yeah.
Boss: You spend at least 30 minutes surfing the Internet every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days, right?
Employees: ..........
Boss: There are 64 days left; You spend 1 hour, 46 days, 18 days at lunch every day, right?
Employees: ...............
Boss: Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 16 days.
Employee: speechless
Boss: The company is closed for five holidays every year. You only work 1 1 day.
Employees: ..............
Boss: Every year, the company generously gives you 10 days holiday, so you will work 1 day.
Employees: ..........
Boss: Do you want to take a day off?
Employee: I was wrong.
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