Poems about celebrity stories

1. Poems about celebrities 1, "To Wang Lun"

Tang Dynasty: Li Bai

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

Li Bai was about to leave when he got on the boat when he suddenly heard a farewell song from the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Lake reaches thousands of feet, it can't compare with Wang Lun's Farewell to Me.

2. Wuyi Lane

Tang Dynasty: Liu Yuxi

There are some weeds blooming by the Suzaku Bridge, and there is only sunset at the corner of Wuyi Lane.

Swallows under the eaves of Wang Dao and Xie An have now flown into the homes of ordinary people.

Some weeds are in full bloom by the Suzaku Bridge, and only the sunset hangs at the entrance of Wuyi Lane. Swallows under the eaves of Xie 'an in Wang Dao have now flown into the homes of ordinary people.

3. "Singing wine at the moon"

Ming Dynasty: Tang Yin

Li Bai's poems are the original moon, which only Li Bai's poems can tell.

Now that Li Bai has passed away, how long is the moon in the sky?

Today, people are still singing Li Bai's poems, and the bright moon is still like Li Bai's poems.

I learn from Li Bai's understanding of the bright moon, white, bright moon!

Li Bai can make poems to nourish the spirit. I have a hundred cups of poems today.

Although I am ashamed that I don't have Li Bai's talent, I don't feel ugly.

I don't go aboard, and I don't sleep.

There is a small house outside Gusu, with thousands of trees and plum blossoms all over the sky.

There is a bright moon in front of Li Bai, so I can only write Li Bai's poems. Now that Li Bai has passed away, how many times has the bright moon come and gone? Today, people are still reciting Li Bai's poems, and the moon is as bright as when Li Bai was alive.

I learned Li Bai to drink in Mingyue. How can the moon and Li Bai know? Li Taibai can write poems and drink. Now I have drunk a hundred cups and written thousands of poems. Although I am ashamed that I don't have Li Bai's talent, I hope the bright moon won't think me ugly. I have never boarded the ship of the son of heaven, and I have never slept for too long. Living in a small house outside Suzhou, there are countless peach blossoms and moonlight all over the sky.

4. "Drama for Du Fu"

Tang Dynasty: Li Bai

When a rice ridge met Du Fu, Li stood out.

Don't be too thin, but you are always worried that you can't write past poems.

I still remember meeting my old friend Du Fu in Ke Fan. Wearing a bamboo hat on his head, it is noon. Excuse me, brother, why did you become so thin after we separated? I'm afraid it's all because I've worked too hard to write poems these years.

5. Chibi

Tang Dynasty: Du Mu

A broken iron halberd sank into the sand and disappeared, only to find that it was the remnant of Battle of Red Cliffs after grinding and washing.

If the east wind is not convenient for Zhou Yu, I'm afraid the outcome will be Cao Cao's victory and Er Qiao's detention in Tongquetai.

A broken halberd (an ancient weapon) sank in the sand at the bottom of the water and was not eroded. After grinding and washing, it was found to be left over from Battle of Red Cliffs. If the east wind is not convenient for Zhou Yu, I am afraid that Cao Cao will win and Er Qiao will be put in Tongquetai.

2. Collect famous stories or sayings 1. Diligent study makes thousands of books a bright window. Three winters is enough, who laughs and is empty? -the poem of a prodigy

2. The industry is good at diligence, and it is barren of play; What I did was thought, but it was destroyed. -Han Yu

3. If you don't work hard, you will get quick results. In the end, you will only praise it for a few days and always end up embarrassed. zhen banqiao

Diligence is like a seedling in spring, but it grows sturdily every day. Dropping out of school is like a whetstone. -Tao Yuanming

5. Cleverness lies in learning, and genius lies in accumulation. -Lenin

We should remember that our career needs hands, not mouths. -Tong Dizhou

7. Hard work comes first, and you will know your wisdom when you are white. Diligence is a good training, and one point of hard work is one point of talent. -Hua

8. If you are quite talented, diligence will make it more perfect; If your ability is average, diligence will make up for it. Reynolds

9. Everything can't be perfect, only try your best. In this way, there is no pressure in my heart and my grades will be better. —— Fang Haiquan

10. Diligence is a magical thread, with which countless pearls of knowledge can be strung. zhen banqiao

1 1. Laziness is like sour vinegar, which will soften the calcium of the spirit; Diligence is like fire wine, which can ignite the flame of wisdom.

12. The sweat of struggle radiates the light of career, and the years of struggle are filled with the joy of life. -Zhang Heng

13. Life is hard, no pains, no gains. -Zhang Heng

14. Life should be like a candle, from the top to the end. Xiaochu Nv

15. I'd rather live a busy life than a boring one. -Roland

16. What you can do in your daily life by relying on the weather can also be done by diligence; What genius can't do, diligence can do. Henry Beecher

3. A good poem or celebrity story 1. Chen Ping endured humiliation and read Chen Ping's Famous Faces of the Western Han Dynasty. When he was young, his family was poor and he lived alone with his brother. In order to uphold his father's orders, he honored his ancestors and studied behind closed doors, but this was intolerable to his sister-in-law. In order to eliminate the contradiction between brother and sister, he endured humiliation again and again. Under the intensification of her sister-in-law, he finally put up with it.

Finally, an old man came here and taught for free. After he finished his studies, he assisted Liu Bang and achieved great success. 2. Lu Yu abandoned Buddhism and became a famous scholar in Tang Dynasty. Lu Yu was an orphan since he was a child and was raised by Zen master Zhiji.

Although Lu Yu is in a temple, he doesn't want to read Buddhist scriptures all day, but he likes reading poetry books. Lu Yu insisted on going down the mountain to study, which was opposed by the Zen master.

In order to give Lu Yu a difficult problem, the Zen master better educated him and made him learn to make tea. In the process of learning tea art, Lu Yu met a kind old woman. She not only learned complicated tea-making skills, but also learned a lot about reading and being a man.

When Lu Yu finally brought the Zen master a steaming cup of Kuding tea, the Zen master finally agreed to his request and went down the mountain to study. Later, Lu Yu wrote the widely circulated Tea Classic, which promoted the tea culture of the motherland! 3. Bao Zheng, a young boy, learned to solve crimes in Bao Qingtian, Bao Zheng. He has been very clever since he was a child, and he is eager to ask questions. His father is closely related to the magistrate. Bao Zheng learned a lot about solving crimes since he was a child, especially the case of burning a temple and killing a monk. Bao Zheng peeled silk according to the clues at the scene, screened out the suspects, pretended to be Yan, examined the truth, and helped the magistrate catch the murderer.

He worked hard to learn the knowledge of law and punishment, which laid a deep knowledge foundation for solving crimes and vindicating the people like a god when he grew up. 4. Wan Sitong studied hard behind closed doors. Wan Sitong, a famous scholar and historian in the early Qing Dynasty, participated in the compilation of Twenty-four History, an important historical book of China.

But Wan Sitong was also a naughty boy when he was young. Wan Sitong was criticized by the guests because he was naughty and lost face in front of them.

In a rage, Wan Sitong overturned the guest's desk and was put into the library by his father. Wan Sitong went from being angry and disgusted with reading to thinking behind closed doors. Inspired by the Book of Tea, he began to study hard.

In a blink of an eye, more than a year has passed. Wan Sitong has read many books in the library. His father forgave his son, and Wan Sitong understood his father's kindness. After long-term efforts, Wan Sitong finally became a well-known scholar who was familiar with history books, and participated in the compilation of Ming History in Twenty-four History.

During the Western Han Dynasty, there was a very learned man named Kuang Heng. When Kuang Heng was a child, his family was poor. In order to study, he dug through the wall of his neighbor's illiteracy, and finally touched his neighbor's illiteracy by stealing some candle light. With everyone's help, Kuang Heng learned something. During the Han and Yuan Dynasties, he served as a doctor, and was recommended by Shi Gao, a general of Fu and Che Qi, and moved to be a doctor.

6. Fan Zhongyan broke the porridge. Fan Zhongyan grew up in a poor family. He saved money for studying. Finally, his thirst for knowledge moved the temple elders, who sent him to Du Nan College to study.

Fan Zhongyan still insists on simple living habits and does not accept gifts from rich children to sharpen his will. After studying hard, he finally became a great writer.

7. Che Yin Zhao Ying studied in Che Yin. His name is Wuzi. He was from Nanping (now Public Security City of Hubei Province) in the Jin Dynasty. He comes from a poor family, but he studies very hard. The story of Che Yin's Zhao Ying has been passed down as a much-told story in history, inspiring generations of scholars. How is Xingpu's reading? You will understand from the interesting story we will tell you.

8, Sima Guang police pillow inspirational Sima Guang is a naughty and sleepy child, for which he has been punished by his husband and laughed at by his peers. Under the inculcation of her husband, he is determined to get rid of the bad habit of sleepiness. In order to get up early, he drank a full stomach of water before going to bed, but he didn't wake up in the morning, but peed in bed. So smart Sima Guang made a police pillow out of garden wood and turned over in the morning. The road of life is so broad, but I have no way out.

Li Bai's "Three Poems of it is hard to go" (Part II) is full of wind and clouds, and the returnees are everywhere. Liu Bang's "Song of the Wind" is a romantic figure through the ages.

Su Shi's Niannujiao. Chibi nostalgia "the desert is lonely and straight, and the long river falls in yen." The desert sand is like snow, and the Yanshan moon is like a hook.

The fifth part of Li He's Twenty-three Horses Poems has flown to thousands of feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days. Li Bai's "Looking at Lushan Waterfall" is famous for its dust, and the clouds are eight thousand miles away from the moon.

Yue Fei's "Man Jiang Hong" is full of broken mountains and rivers, and her life experiences are ups and downs. Wen Tianxiang's Crossing the Dingding Ocean can't answer the question, and there is another village.

Lu You's "A Visit to Shanxi Village" has been a dream of Yangzhou for ten years, and it has won the notoriety of a brothel. Du Mu's "legacy" is difficult to correct and the public cannot correct it.

He Chengtian's Regret for the Past was born a hero and died a ghost hero. The big string in Li Qingzhao's quatrains hummed like rain, and the small string was as serious as private rain.

Where does the Jade Man teach oral sex at Bridge 24 on a moonlit night? Du Mu's "A Letter to Han Chuo, Yangzhou Magistrate" was originally written by the general, and the general was not allowed to see peace.

Liang Shanbo hummed and whispered-and then intertwined, just like pouring large and small pearls into a plate of jade. Bai Juyi's Pipa Travel is longer than the world and shines with the sun and the moon.

Qu Yuan's Songs of Chu. "Nine Chapters on the River" died for the country, and his temple was never green again. Lu You's "Sleeping in the Water Village" The world of mortals laughed when riding a princess, but it was litchi.

Du Mu's "Crossing the Qing Palace" is a flying flower, but it is spring, and the wind is full of sadness. One of Du Fu's "Qujiang" is that the sunset is sprinkled in the water, half river is rustling and half river is red.

Bai Juyi's Ode to Mujiang is full of thoughts, listening to thunder. Xiao He in Lu Xun's works has just exposed its sharp corner, and the dragonfly has already landed on it.

Yang Wanli's "Little Pool" puts the worries of the world first and the joy of the world later. To see the sun, for all his glory in Fan Zhongyan's Yueyang Tower was buried by the coming night.

Li Shangyin's "Happy Garden Scenery" fell into the water and rustled, while I watched the long river roll forward all the time. Du Fu, I recommend Xuanyuan Luxun crock with my blood, General.

4. Poems about celebrities Du Fu's "Drinking and Singing the Eight Immortals" knows that riding a horse is like boating and sleeping in a well.

Ruyang's three fights began in the sky, and the road was salivating at the corner of the car. I wish I could not seal it to Jiuquan. Drinking thousands of dollars, a cup of music is called avoiding sages.

Zong Zhi, a handsome boy, looked up at the sky with white eyes, as bright as Yushu before the wind. Before Su Jin Dynasty embroidered Buddha in Changzhai, he often liked to escape Zen when he was drunk.

Li Bai wrote a hundred poems in a bucket and went to sleep in a restaurant in Chang 'an, but the son of heaven told him not to get on the boat, claiming that he was Brewmaster. Zhang Xu handed down three cups of grass, and before he took off his hat and showed his head to the maharaja, he threw the paper like a cloud.

Jiao Sui's five fights were outstanding, and Kan Kan talked about it, which surprised four banquets. Song of Eight Immortals Drinking is a unique and distinctive "portrait poem".

Eight Brewmaster were contemporaries and all lived in Chang 'an. They are very similar in drinking, both generous and open-minded. The poet wrote them into a poem with refined language and characters' brushstrokes, forming a vivid group image.

He Zhangzhi first appeared in the Eight Immortals. He is the oldest of them.

In Chang 'an, he used to "solve scarabs for pleasure" (Li Bai's Preface to Celebrate Wine). The poem says that after he was drunk, he rode like a boat from side to side and felt dizzy. He fell into the well and fell asleep in it.

According to legend, "Ruan Xian was drunk and rode on a horse, and people said,' The old man swims in waves like a boat'" (Du Yi, Wang Ming's four words). Du Fu vividly used this allusion to describe He's drunkenness and drunkenness when riding a horse after drinking, full of humorous and cheerful emotions, and vividly showed his broad-minded and reclusive character.

The second character is Wang Lixian of Ruyang. He was the nephew of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and was very popular for a while. The so-called "frequent kindness from the Lord" and "multiple flesh and blood" (Du Fu's "Gift to the Prince's Taishi Ruyang County King"), so I dared to drink three fights before going to court to visit the son of heaven.

He has a different drinking mentality, too. Did you see it on the road? The car (that is, the wine car) is drooling and wants to move his fief to Jiuquan (now Gansu). Legend has it that "there is Jin Quan at the door, and the spring tastes like wine, hence the name Jiuquan" (see Three Ji Qin).

It was not until the Tang Dynasty that the royalty was qualified to attack the fiefs. So, among the eight people, only Li Xian will arouse the idea of "moving fiefs", and no one else will dream like this. The poet grasped the characteristics of Li Xian's royal birth, and described his hedonic psychology and drinking behavior in detail, which was true and measured.

Then Li Xianzhi. In the first year of Tianbao, he succeeded Niu Xianke as the left prime minister. He was a good guest and was rewarded in the evening. He spent thousands of dollars on drinking, and the amount of alcohol he drank was like a whale swallowing a hundred rivers. In one sentence, he pointed out his luxury.

However, the good times did not last long. After five years of pioneering work, Li is very suitable for being excluded. After the strike, I will have a drink with my relatives and friends at home. Although the wine is still rising, I can't help complaining. I wrote a poem: "Avoid the sages and strike at the beginning, enjoy a cup. In order to ask the guests in front of me, how many will come today? " (Biography of Li Xi 'an in the Old Tang Dynasty) "A cup of music is called avoiding sages", which means using Li Xian's poems. "Le Sheng" means that he likes to drink sake and "avoid being virtuous", that is, he doesn't drink turbid wine.

Combined with the fact that he went on strike, "avoiding sages" is a pun, which means satirizing Li. Here, grasping the important aspect of power gain and loss, portraying characters' personalities and meticulously depicting Li Xianzhi's portrait contain profound political content, which is very intriguing.

After the three dignitaries were shown, two handsome celebrities Cui Zongzhi and Su Jin followed closely. Cui Zongzhi is a charming and handsome romantic figure.

He drank too much, so he raised his glass, looked up at the sky, and looked at everything, but no one looked. Drunk, like Yushu swaying in the wind, I can't help it.

Du Fu described Zongzhi's handsome figure and chic drunkenness with "Yushu facing the wind", which was very charming. Then write Su Jin.

Sima Qian's Historical Records is good at expressing characters' ideological character with contradictory plots. Du Fu is also good at grasping contradictory behaviors and describing characters' personality characteristics.

Su Jin indulged in meditation and fasted for a long time, but at the same time he was addicted to alcohol and often got drunk. He was in a contradictory struggle between fasting and drunkenness, but the result was often that "wine" defeated "Buddha" and he had to "escape meditation while drunk". In two short poems, Su Jin's personality characteristics of drinking like a dog, indulging in excess and having no scruples are humorously displayed.

After the above five minor figures were presented, the central figure made a grand appearance. Poetry wine has an indissoluble bond with Li Bai. Li Bai himself said that "36,000 cups must be poured every day for 36,000 days in a hundred years" (Xiangyang Song) and "Xing Han put pen to paper to shake the five mountains" (Song on the River).

Du Fu's description of Li Bai's poems highlights Li Bai's hobby and poetic talent. It is not surprising that Li Bai is a heavy drinker and often sleeps in restaurants in Chang 'an when he is drunk.

The phrase "the son of heaven doesn't board the ship" suddenly makes Li Bai's image tall and strange. After Li Bai was drunk, he was even more bold and unrestrained. Even if the emperor summoned him, he was not so respectful and afraid, but proudly shouted, "I am Brewmaster!" " It strongly shows Li Bai's character of not being afraid of powerful people.

Although it may not be true, The Son of Heaven Never Boats is very consistent with Li Bai's ideological character, so it has high artistic authenticity and strong artistic appeal. Du Fu is Li Bai's confidant. He grasped the essential aspect of Li Bai's thought and character, and romantically exaggerated it, and shaped Li Bai into such an artistic image of being unruly, wild and unrestrained, and despising feudal princes.

This portrait, full of vigor and vitality, has both form and spirit, and shines with the ideal brilliance of beauty, which is unforgettable. This is the romantic image of Li Bai that people have loved for thousands of years.

Another important figure who keeps pace with Li Bai is Zhang Xu. He is good at cursive writing and drinking. Every time he gets drunk, he screams and walks wildly, and his pen is full of changes. If God helps him "(Du Yi, Volume I).

At that time, they were called "Cao Sheng". After three cups of drunkenness, Zhang Xu's lofty sentiments were unrestrained, and wonderful cursive script flowed from his pen.

Ignoring the dignity of the dignitaries, he took off his hat and showed his head in front of the prominent princes. He writes freely and freely, and his words are like flowing water. How disdainful and informal it is to "take off your hat and show your face in front of princes" It shows Zhang Xu's unrestrained and independent personality.

The figure behind the house in the song is Jiao Sui. Jiao Yuan called Jiao Sui a civilian in Ganze Ballad.

Jiao Sui got drunk after drinking it for five times, and then it became more obvious.

5. What are the good words and sentences that describe the deeds of celebrities? 1. After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the source of the Quarry River, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: one side of the quarrying river is rotten, and Li Bai's poems are famous throughout the ages; Come and go to write two lines, and drop a big axe in front of Lu Ban.

2. Ouyang Xiu in his later years painstakingly revised the words written in his life every day. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by the teacher, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

3. Eliot, president of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can really be called a treasure house of knowledge now. But I'm thinking that Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while senior students leave school with only a little knowledge.

4. Once there was a performance competition imitating Chaplin in a certain place, and as many as thirty or forty people participated, and Chaplin himself participated anonymously. As a result, he actually won the third place. Chaplin thought it was the biggest joke of his life!

5. A female student of Smith Women's University in America once dated her boyfriend and returned to the dormitory very late, so she had to climb in through the window. But the window is too heavy for her to lift. Suddenly someone came to help her at the window and whispered to her, don't let others see it. When she climbed in, it was President Wilson smiling.

6. A bartender in Paris said: I can tell the nationality of a customer after he has had two double martinis. The French fall in love, the Spanish dance, the Germans brag, the Italians sing, the Irish fight, and the Americans stand up and give speeches.

7. Ouyang Xiu in his later years painstakingly revised the words written in his life every day. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by the teacher, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

Yang Xiu was a trusted minister of Cao Cao in the later Han Dynasty. He was very clever when he was nine years old. One day, his father visited Kong Ping and was received by him. He is going to entertain Yangmei. Kong Ping saw him and jokingly asked, Is this the fruit of your family? Yang Xiu immediately replied: I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry!

9. Someone asked Raphael how he could draw such beautiful works. He replied: I had many dreams, and then I painted around them. Fantasy can make people see intangible things, while will can turn intangible things into tangible entities.

10. When Su Shi was the county magistrate of Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty, there was a county resident who made a living by fans, but it was cold and the fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo asked him to draw dead wood and bamboo stones with fans, and drew more than 20 fans. Only when the county headquarters walked out of the county gate, someone came to buy it. So all the taxes owed were paid off.

6. There is a good saying about celebrity deeds. Once, Socrates was walking in the street. Someone hit him on the back with a stick, so that he couldn't stand and squatted down. But soon, he stood up casually.

Seeing that he didn't respond, others who witnessed the whole process asked him curiously: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates replied with a smile: the wild donkey kicked you, did you return it? * Bernard Shaw loved riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak-willed and would propose to this female classmate, so he decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his leg. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded. A lady said to Mao Mu: I have been with a man for a long time. Am I in love with him? This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: there is only one way to test whether you really love him. Would you like to brush your teeth with his toothbrush? Someone asked Dumas: Why can you enter your old age calmly? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live today. When a famous figure in the Tang Dynasty was not an official, he once became seriously ill and said to his wife Lu: If I die of illness, don't be widowed and remarry. Lu went into the room, gouged out an eye and said that he would never change his mind. Later, Fang recovered from his illness and rose to the high position of prime minister, always respecting his wife. Detective novelists say: archaeologists are ideal husbands. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them. Voltaire visited Britain on 1727, and he found that the British hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen shouted at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it hard enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman smiled and sent him all the way back to the apartment. Chaplin is a rare all-round filmmaker who can compose music, direct and act. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it several times with his hand, but he missed it, so he asked for a fly swatter. During the dinner, he took a fly swatter, posed as a fly swatter and looked at the flies viciously. But he called three times. The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now! * After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the quarry river, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: the stone quarrying river is a piece of rotten soil, and Li Bai's poems are famous throughout the ages; In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words he had written all his life. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, "Why are you torturing yourself like this?" ? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations. Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. At this time, in a large group of people, one whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. After hearing this, Lincoln said, Friend, God likes ordinary-looking people. So he gave birth to many ordinary-looking people. Carnegie, the American steel magnate, talks about his secret of success: I think my greatest advantage is that I can arouse people's enthusiasm. The best way for people to do it is to appreciate him and praise him. The boss's accusation is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of deployment. I haven't seen anyone yet. Things can be done better when they are blown away than when they are appreciated. * Eliot, president of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can really be called a treasure house of knowledge now. However, I am thinking that Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while seniors leave school with only a little knowledge. Curtis, a famous doctor in Germany, once hosted a banquet. He wanted to cut up the roast pig on the table and give it to the guests. He roasted it with a knife first. Then he cut a knife horizontally, and then pulled the cut mushrooms and other stuffing out of the pig's stomach quickly and brilliantly. Then he took out a suitcase from his pocket, took out surgical needles and threads from the suitcase, and sewed up the cut chest. After sewing, he patted the roast pig's chest and smiled and said to the guests, as long as you carefully investigate and take good care of him, you will soon be able to walk on the ground. Once, when he was teaching Shakespeare on the pulpit, he accidentally stepped into the air and fell under the pulpit. He stood up and said to the students with great momentum: after 40 years of teaching, this is the first time that I have fallen to the same level as the audience! Once, a performance competition imitating Chaplin was held in a certain place, with as many as thirty or forty participants. Chaplin himself participated anonymously and won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life! * A female student at Smith Women's University in the United States was late for a date with her boyfriend and had to climb the window. But the window is too heavy for her to lift. Suddenly someone came to help her and whispered to her, Don't let others see it. President Wilson came in with a smile. * Dr. Johnson, whose father runs a big second-hand bookstall. Once, there was a program not far away. His father wants Dr. John to distribute some books and transport them to the market for sale. His father called him three times in a row to go, but Dr. Johnson was absorbed in reading a thick and big book at this moment, playing dumb and ignoring it. His father sighed and had to go by himself. At that time, Dr. Johnson was eighteen. Fifty years later, one day at eleven o'clock at noon, the local people saw the bloated old man kneeling in the street. He put his hat under his arm, put his crutch aside, bowed his head and knelt in the sun, tears streaming down his face. By this time, Dr. Johnson had become famous and everyone came to see him. He said to everyone, fifty years.