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In order to pursue the shadow of the bones in the water, the dog lost the bones in his mouth and married his lover. I am afraid that when the bone is eaten, he will regret the invisible shadow in the water.
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Serial number 1
The name of this book is Fortress Besieged.
Author Qian Zhongshu
People's Literature Publishing House
Reading date: June 8, 2005 +065438+2005 1 October 8 to June 65438+February, 20051.
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The Red Sea has passed. The ship is sailing in the Indian Ocean. But the sun still set late and got up early, occupying most of the night. Night is like paper soaked in oil, becoming a translucent body; It is embraced by the sun and cannot be separated. Perhaps it was intoxicated by the sunshine, so the sunset glow of the night after faded camel red. -Describe the night at sea.
L's age seems to be mid-twenties, but the age of a new woman is just like the age of an old woman's wedding card, and there is no need for so-called external evidence to determine the truth. -write sue.
She only wore a crimson tube top, navy blue towel and shorts, and her red nails were exposed in the leaked leather shoes. ..... Those male students got angry when they saw it, quarreled with each other and laughed behind Mr. Bao's back. Some people call her a "deli" because only deli will publicly display meat with many warm colors; Others call her "truth" because it is said that "truth" is naked. Miss Bao is not naked, so they changed it to "partial truth".
This may be the only victory since China joined the diplomatic or commercial agreement. -Write that Fang Hung-chien bought a fake doctor's degree from the Irish, satirizing the weak country's current politics.
L long eyelashes have a pair of sleepy, smiling and dreamy eyes, and the perfect upper lip seems to swell a lover. ..... She was confident that she could seduce people, so she was soon and easily seduced. -Write the seduction of Miss Bao.
I got up early, dark clouds were gathering, and several stars leaked out. The wind and waves are like gluttony. During the day, the sea of Wang Yang is completely digested in the wider faint night. In this context, a person's physical and mental agitation has also vanished, only a group of hope for tomorrow in his heart has not yet fallen into a haze, and in the dark depths of vast expanse, Bai Peng, it shines like a firefly. -writing the night view of the sea contains the smallness of people.
Who knows that everything from cold cuts to coffee is not delicious: the soup served is cold, but the ice cream is hot; Fish, like the marine corps, have landed for several days; Meat is like a submarine soldier, lying in the water for a long time; Except vinegar, bread, beef and red wine are all sour. -Humor.
Miss Su's cheeks suddenly turned red under the faint rouge, like oil stains on paper, which instantly covered her face, shy and charming. -Writing about Miss Su's budding also uses an oil-soaked metaphor.
The legal term for divorcing a wife is "divorce by agreement".
L Only when Kowloon saw her blushing shyly before going ashore, her heart suddenly became too soft to jump, and she never felt this way again.
If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, the button is also a symbol of being buckled. -Great! The connection between a heartless person and a lover.
L "Thought is a silent language"-proof of American psychologists.
The stars in the sky are dense and busy. They are silent, but it seems that they only feel the excitement in the sky. The moon-like comb describes a young girl, but she is not ashamed to see people. The light and outline are fresh and dewy, which can gradually set off the night scene. Insects on the grass in the small garden talk in trivial ways at night. I don't know where the frog Qi Xin Qi Xin worked together to blow the bugle, like the sound of a boiling fire. A few fireflies swam around, not like flying, but like floating in thick air; In the darkness beyond the reach of moonlight, a little firefly flashes, like a little green eye on a summer night. -write a summer night.
I once proposed a toast. Hung-chien only needs one or two glasses of wine. Now he has been fined one. Knowing that he was wrong, Hung-chien put up with it, and gradually felt that another person was saying something without himself. -write the process of drunkenness.
An old English proverb says that marriage is like a golden birdcage. Birds outside the cage want to live in it, and birds inside the cage want to fly out. So knot and walk, walk and knot, no games. "... there is also a saying in France. But what is often quoted by the world is that people outside the city want to rush in and people in the city want to escape, not to mention the birdcage, which is the besieged castle fortress eassiegee.
Strangely, at the same time, he felt that the world was bleak, at least his own world had changed. His personal world is suddenly separated from the world where people live, just like a ghost isolated from the living, looking at Shi Yang's enjoyment, he can't get in, looking at the sun in Shi Yang, he can't get in. -describe the mood after lovelorn.
L What, Miss Su and Miss Sugar will have a crush on him! -implicit refers to Sue,,,.
L roasted sweet potatoes, originally like the adulterer and adulteress in China proverb, "It is better to steal than not to steal", and the fragrance is not as good as the taste; I feel compelled to eat when I smell it. It's really delicious, but unlike you.
L lesbians and boyfriends are like the poet's quip, "I can't find them every day, sometimes I come by myself." Suddenly, the five people were so happy as to see a long-lost lover, and they were so affectionate as dogs to welcome their owners home.
On the way between the hotel and the bank, their shoes are so familiar that they can walk back and forth without their feet.
L Miss Sun thought she was referring to herself as a "noble person". She lowered her head early, and her face leaked a burst of red news. Then when she heard this, it was completely irrelevant. This red image, like the smell on the glass in warm weather, disappears before it becomes dizzy.
For an ugly person, scrutiny is cruel-unless he is a bad person, you should punish him. -classic.
In their hotel, the kitchen is located at the door, the dining hall for passers-by during the day is in front, and the new house of the shopkeeper and his wife is at night, separated by two dark rooms with leaking rain, warm summer and cool winter and timely weather.
L "There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, if you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the best to eat first, and the other person saves the best for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second one should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But it is actually counterproductive, because the second person still has hope, and the first person only has memories. "
L Hung-chien sniggered. Women are born politicians. Both of them slandered each other behind their backs, with a deep affection on their faces. I'm afraid there are too many ways for two political opponents to clink glasses at champagne parties. If I hadn't heard them mean to each other with my own ears, I would have thought they were really good friends. -A lot of women do. They complimented each other to their face and began to scold each other as soon as they turned around.
A person should be proud, and proud people will have wonderful conversations. (yes! Yes! When a person is proud, nature is beyond words. When a person is down and out, he can only complain. )
L Hung-chien commented, "For example, many of us who are in the same boat this time don't know each other. I don't know where they came from, so it's better to take this boat first, and then think that it's accidental to get together with them this time. If we are familiar with their situation and purpose, we will know that it is no accident that they took this boat. They have the same reasons as us that they have to take it. It's like turning on the radio. When you turn the needle on the surface, you hear a half sentence of Peking Opera from a radio station in the east and a half sentence of report from a radio station in the west. Suddenly it was half a foreign song, half a Kunqu opera, and pieces of chickens and dogs, all of which were inexplicable. But every broken fragment, in the program broadcast by your own radio station, is not nonsense. As long as you recognize a radio station and listen to it, you will understand its meaning. " Don't we often take it out of context? )
L She is more educated than Hung-chien. When Hung-chien gets angry, she doesn't talk. She seems to be grabbing a rope with Hung-chien and trying to pull at both ends. When the rope was about to break, she took a few steps together and the rope was loose again. Although quarreling is the fastest way to get angry, everyone feels very tired and empty after quarreling, just like the psychology after the play is over and the wine wakes up. The quarrel between husband and wife is just a process of communication and game. )
When I was in a small town, he was afraid of competition from people. When he arrived in the big city, he hated people's indifference, but he felt that he still respected his expression. Even a tiny bug is complacent and wants someone to put it under a microscope. The loneliness in the crowd and the desolation in the excitement make him, like many people living on this island, feel like an island without a bank. Contradictory people, I have to endure the loneliness in the crowd and the desolation in the excitement. )
The competition for survival gradually took off the ornaments and masks, revealing the original viciousness. Shame is not cheap, many people can't afford it.
L A man or a woman is tamed when she treats the opposite sex as a "child". (facts. In front of women, men have Oedipus complex and wish they were children. In front of men, women want to be loved and be children. )
To tell the truth, no matter who you marry, after you get married, you will always find that you are not married to the original person, but to another person. If I had known this, I could have saved all my pursuits, love and so on until I got married. The two met and fell in love, and both sides converged. When they got married, they didn't know each other very well, but the old marriage was flat, and no one knew anyone before marriage. (Fang Hung-chien's words tell the psychology of many men after marriage. )
He now wants to consider the possibility of seeing Tang Xiaofu again, but he is indifferent to it. He really met, and it must be the same. The reason is that a year ago, I loved her and died long ago. I'm afraid of Sue, and I'm seduced by Miss Bao again, and I'm all dead. Several dead people in the book were buried by themselves, and the epitaph was erected. Occasionally, they mourn, just like some feelings for Tang Xiaofu. There are a few people who seem to have been killed by a road, but they don't clean up, let them rot and melt, and be eaten by birds and animals-but they can't be eliminated, such as themselves who bought their diplomas from the Irish. We ask ourselves, have many of our own people died? )
He has been a member of the WTO for many years, and he understands that in all organs, someone will always take his place and someone will always take his seat. Angry resignation is only the loss of the resigned person, and the resigned person is indifferent; People refuse to sit in chairs, which makes their legs bitter. When the chair is empty, they are not hungry, and when the chair is standing, it is not sour. However, more empty chairs will create the impression of depression. (Now there are relics in the office! )
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This book is the only novel in Mr. Qian Zhongshu's life. Strong writing skills and humorous language. It depicts the social situation in China in 1930s, and reveals the psychological conditions of different characters at that time. Describing love mainly includes blindness and fanaticism in the early stage of love, the collision between ideal love and reality, and the failure of marriage at last. On the whole, the ending was too hasty. I wonder if the author intends to make this book as sad as the story in the book?
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