Marriage-seeking funny sentences

1: Married. I am 18 years old this year. My figure is better than that of Yang Guifei. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write. I really want to find Mr. Ruyilang.

2. My family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, with a rural hukou. I mainly keep dogs and raise cattle part-time. Now I am looking for a spouse, as follows: ghosts are not worried, people don't let dogs go, pigs don't run!

3. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care whether she is fat or not. As long as she has money, she can stay with you. Don't contact me if she has no money.

I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. I want a lot of food, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer. My life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

5: Naked marriage, no money, no car and no house. What you want is naked marriage. Let's make naked marriage popular!

6: No education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, carefree, just want to have a home.