Take stock of the twelve zodiac signs’ favorite jokes

Aries

A fly and its children were walking on a bald head. After a while, it said thoughtfully: "Children, time flies so fast. , when I was your age, this was just a trail."

Taurus

One day, a sparrow said to the pigeon: "Do you dare to hunt the eagle?"

"Of course I dare." After saying that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back with no feathers on its body. The sparrow asked: "What happened?" The pigeon said: "The boy was not convinced, so I beat him with my bare arms."

Gemini

Once I went to the dungeon Drawing pictures with the Warriors... Half an hour passed, and suddenly a message came out on the speaker that almost shocked me to death, "Students from Zhejiang XX Mine Affiliated Middle School, the principal is here, run quickly..."

Cancer

9 saw 6 and said: Why do you do handstands when you have nothing to do? 0 saw 8 and said: If you are fat, just be fat. Why should you wear a belt? 7 saw 2 and said: Don’t think that I will marry you just because you kneel down. 2 saw 5 and said: Oh, I haven’t seen you for a few days. She has breast augmentation.

Leo

A man was riding a bicycle and met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic policeman shouted to him: Good palm. The man replied happily: Good job, comrades!

Hot girl calls for a taxi. Opponent: Miss, what will you wear later? Hot Girl: Red Miniskirt! Opponent: Where are you going? Hot girl: It’s up to the thighs!

Virgo

A farmer in a certain county fed pigs swill every day. As a result, he was fined 10,000 yuan by the "Animal Protection Association" for treating animals badly. Later, the farmer switched to feeding pigs Tianshan Snow Lotus, but was fined 10,000 yuan by the Environmental Protection Association for wasting food. One day, the leader came to inspect again and asked the farmers what to feed the pigs. The farmer said: "I don't know what to feed it. Now I give it 100 yuan a day and let it go out to eat on its own."