What jokes have you heard several times and still want to laugh?

That's it, hiding under the covers in the morning, shivering with laughter.

This picture made me laugh for a long time!

Since I still want to laugh after listening to it several times, here are some familiar ones:

1. A normal joke

A comrade ate mala Tang, put a lot of Chili oil, and took a taxi home after eating. Walking, feeling upset in my stomach, I said to the driver, Can you fart? The driver was slightly stunned: let go. . So this comrade was relieved and farted for 3 minutes. Later, from the outside, the smoke in the car was rolling and the driver could not see the road clearly. I saw the driver immediately brake, rolled down the window, leaned out and cried, big brother, you fart stinks, the key is spicy. . Spicy eyes.

2. High IQ jokes

Falling from the second floor: bang! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ... falling from the 20th floor: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

3. Pornographic jokes

The elephant and the camel quarreled: "Why does your MM grow on your back?" The camel held back: "I don't talk to what grows on Tintin's face." A snake swam by, and I laughed as soon as I heard it. The elephant was angry: "Better than you, with a long face." Another earthworm crawled next to me, and I laughed again. The snake is also angry: "Better than you, but with a long face!" " "

4. Cold jokes

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his mother again, "Mom, mom, am I a penguin?" "Yes, silly boy, of course you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

5. Boring jokes

One day, the flower roll met the steamed bread in the street, and the steamed bread was very upset at the sight of the flower roll, Mao! Beat the rolls. When Han Juan came home, he complained to Noodles: Brother Noodles, the steamed bread hit me, so you have to make decisions for me! Noodles roared: Brother, I'll solve it for you right away. Noodles searched the street for a long time, but I couldn't find steamed bread. Suddenly, they saw bean bags, so they gave them a fat beating. At home, Noodles said to Hua Juan, Brother, I have avenged you. The grandson of steamed bread was not only beaten flat by me, but also took a shit.

If you don't laugh, I lose.

This ..... Don't say it, experience it yourself. ...

Tell you a true story, it makes you laugh every time you think about it ~

There is a buddy in our village who loves to drink and often drinks too much. One day, he was drunk again and just arrived at his door from the place where he was drinking.

A car roared by and hung up his landline.

The buddy was very angry and immediately went home and started chasing for about three or four kilometers on a motorcycle. The car in front stopped, and four people got off the bus, all with guns, pointing at him and asking him, What do you do? Why have you been chasing us?

Dude, I've never seen this before. On closer inspection, it turned out to be an armored vehicle. You ... you ... hung up on me ... and hung up. ...

The other party said, hang up and hang up. Get out!

Dude was so scared that he forgot to ride a motorcycle. He quickly started rolling on the road and didn't get up until the bus was far away.

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