Requesting historical humorous sketches for 7 to 8 people

Tong Xiangyu, Xiucai, Xiao Guo, Da Zui, Lao Xing, Lao Bai

Noon. Inside the inn.

Xiang Yu: Scholar, show me the accounts for the past two days.

Xiucai: Account, the so-called account, Zi once said...

Xiang Yu: Farewell, pay the account!

Xiucai (pointing nervously to the room): The shopkeeper’s...computer...big mouth...online games...account...

Xiangyu: Are you sure and...

Xiao Guo: And definitely.

Xiucai: I do not deny the veto and denial.

Xiang Yu walked into the house, followed closely by scholar Xiao Guo. Big Mouth is fighting fiercely.

Xiucai (whispering): Dazui...

Dazui (impatient): If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have anything else, say it quickly.

Xiucai: The shopkeeper... (After speaking, he stepped aside)

Xiangyu: Li Dazui, do you still want us to eat?

Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, please wait a moment, I will upgrade immediately.

Xiang Yu (angrily): Raw chicken? Still raw duck?

At this time Lao Bai came in.

Xiao Guo: Oh, shopkeeper, just let Big Mouth play for a while. You see, it’s the 21st century, trains have been changed to the initial D, and big mouths are no longer allowed to chat with girls online?

Xiang Yu (glaring at Xiao Guo): Xiao Guo, little Grasshopper, hurry up and sweep the floor!

Lao Xingjin.

Lao Xing: How is everyone? (Seeing Big Mouth not moving) What happened to Big Mouth today? Why don't you get tired of moving? It will affect the appearance of the city. My dear mother, wouldn’t she ask Lao Bai to give me some?

Xiangyu: Zhantang, when did you order him?

Lao Bai: I never clicked on him.

At this time, just listen to the mouse sound "Kaden Kaden". The group of people looked at each other.

Lao Xing: There is murderous intent.

Lao Bai: Is it the legendary "digging acupuncture points from the air"?

Xiang Yu: Apart from your mother and Gongsun Wulong, there is no other person who can do this "distance acupuncture". Gongsun Wulong is dead and your mother is far away in the capital. What is going on?

Xiao Guo (trembling): It’s not Gongsun Wulong’s ghost who is here to seek revenge...

Xiucai: Don’t be afraid of Fu Mei, I will protect you...

Lao Xing (showing his sword, the guest ran away): Who is here? Tell me your name and give me a reason for existence!

Xiangyu (Chasing): Silver~~~

Big Mouth: Are those two holes in your head just for venting your anger? Isn't this the sound of a mouse?

Everyone is enlightened. They were relieved.

Xiang Yu (throwing the rag and pointing at Dazui): Li Dazui, are you done? I haven’t cooked for a day and this restaurant can still be opened? Don't treat me like a HELLOKITTY if you don't show off your power!

Xiao Guo: Starve to death, starve to death, starve to death!

Lao Bai, Xiucai, Xiao Guo (Lao Bai takes the lead in singing, Xiu Cai Xiao Guo adds vocals): Kang Sang Ah Mi Da MUSIC~~~ (snaps fingers) holding Wo Wo Tou in hand~~~Wo Wo Tou~ ~~There is not a drop of oil in the dish~~~A drop of oil~~~

Geographical cross talk