Chicken joke

198 1 Bad luck these months. Once upon a time, someone told me a joke. I laughed until my stomach ached and went to the hospital. The doctor asked me how I got into the hospital. I told this joke and he died laughing. The judge asked me how to kill that man. He died laughing, too. I became a celebrity. One night, someone sent me a joke. He asked me to record it and send it over.

Although the fortune of chickens has improved this year, it is only smooth sailing. In terms of Universiade, it may not be satisfactory, but the overall fortune is still conducive to socialization, promotion or job hunting. People who belong to the chicken lost a lot this year and died. They should have been hard and depressed. But there are two lucky stars in the hit, Qinglong and Longde, which can be said to be a draw and offset most of them. Men are particularly prosperous this year. With the wisdom cultivated in previous years, you might as well try a little, and you can get good results when you go out on business.

Beginning of spring was born in the first month of the year. He is smart, lively, quiet, elegant and gifted. Only the ancestors died, and the six relatives were helpless all their lives, relying on their own talents to fight hard. Chickens born this month should be based on practice and do their jobs well. The plan does not match. It can also prevent the pain of running.

In April, the performance of chickens in their homework was still remarkable. They need to pursue greater personal expansion effect in the limited time in April, so on the one hand, they should pay attention to making full use of it, on the other hand, they should save time and other costs. The bigger gain in April was to get rid of the previous shackles and taboos, grab back the master control, and be yourself confidently. In April, because of the bonus of operating wealth, wealth was also supplemented. May is a prosperous month, and some extra money will come.

The rooster was born in February: it was a cold season, and it was also the time when everything sprouted. Born this month, I am a chicken. Although I have experienced ups and downs, it is not bad to have food and clothing all my life. The chicken born this month is the most satisfied person in the communication field and a real communicator.

Born in April, a rooster: Li Yisheng's work is full of ups and downs, with strong will and indomitable energy, and he can be fearless in the face of difficulties until he succeeds. Born this month, the family is harmonious, and future generations will win glory. They can inherit and carry forward the work of chicken people.

Born in October of the lunar calendar, he belongs to the rooster: beginning of winter was born and has a glorious life. Although his ancestors did not support him, he was smart, flexible and highly intelligent, supported by the nobility, rose to the top, occupied a prominent position and was respected. The rooster born this month is enthusiastic, loyal to others, has a good popularity, will work smoothly and will survive for a lifetime. He is really a blessed man in the world.

The career of the chicken people is very strong in 2022 and is advancing by leaps and bounds. Therefore, in this year, the career of chicken people is very good, and they have made great progress in their own careers. To go through all the hardships, as long as the chicken people participate in the project, they can get rich profits, so that the chicken people's ability and coordination ability can be demonstrated and convinced by colleagues. People who are chickens have a good fortune in May, with positive wealth and stable partial wealth. People who are chickens in May can get help from nobles, so they can make a fortune. Therefore, people who belong to the rooster in the zodiac can have the influence of the animal year this year, so their unfinished wishes and wishes in 2022 can be obtained in 2022. Under the guidance of nobles, they can turn adversity into prosperity, so any problems they encounter can be solved easily.

The above is related to bad karma of 198 1, and it is about the sharing of wealth. Reading 8 1 is a lifetime treasure, I hope it will help everyone!