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Classic joke: Zhu Bajie's last love letter Yulan: Hello!

Yesterday was a sad day for the whole world, and I finally left. I'm going to the Western Heaven on business with two other old bachelors, one is the Monkey King and the other is Tang Priest. I may not come back until three or five years later.

Can you imagine my feelings when I left Gaolaozhuang? I am a three-step pig. How I wish I could stay in Gaolaozhuang and live a happy life with you. I plow, you weave, I pick dung, and you stock it. Harmony and beauty, kindness and love. When your father's legs straighten out, we will work together in Qi Xin to give birth to a large group of piglets. Then Qi Xin will send them to study together and train them into millions of pigs and doctors in the future. When we are old enough to have only one front tooth, we won't regret wasting time, and we won't be ashamed of doing nothing. What a great sense of accomplishment. We dare to pat our fat meat and say that all our life and energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause of pigs and strive for their succession.

Unfortunately, all these beautiful dreams were punctured by that damn monkey. I took you away and burned my hole. I worked hard for many years, scrimped and saved, and only dared to kill 300 steamed buns in one meal. Finally, I bought a Xue Huadian brand 2 1 inch color TV and a bulldozer brand electric fan, which were donated by the dead monkey to the hardest hit area-Rebecca. Although color TV sets are often full-screen Xue Huadian, electric fans often roar like bulldozers, sweating. Dead monkey, if I can't beat him, I'll kill him, cut him into many pieces and dry him in the sun. Why haven't you eaten monkeys? I'll let you taste it one day.

And that damn monk, go to the Western Heaven and get some bird scriptures. I suggest that he use door-to-door mail or door-to-door air transportation. He just wouldn't listen, and kept on being timid and calling a large group of people. In addition, there are plane phobia, train phobia, ship phobia ... except riding mules and horses, he is very afraid of everything he sees. There are also such freaks, and the state should quickly pay for captivity and set up a protection fund. Besides, what's the use of getting the classics back? It's just a facade in the study, which makes people wonder about his identity as a farmer entrepreneur. I know such people too well. You can't go. It's an old fool to catch up with the Tathagata. Guanyin is just in menopause, which annoys me and makes me easy to get laid off. I can't help it If you have difficulties, you must go; if you have no difficulties, you must go.

Yulan, I really hate to part with you. As the saying goes, husband and wife get along well for a hundred days, but we get along well for two years. Although you always hold a pair of sharp scissors, I haven't touched a finger of yours, and we don't have a bed driving license issued by the civil affairs department, after all, we have lived together for two years. It pains me to think of the bits and pieces of our life together (this is an idiom, light light blue, I'm afraid you don't understand, so I have to explain it. Cut with scissors. I looked it up in many dictionaries. I know you are also upset, but what can you do? The ancients said: If the relationship is long-lasting, it will be sooner or later (the ancestors speak a little yellow, please don't blame your wife), Yulan, you must wait for me to come back. And I will definitely organize a homecoming group to kill it. Please be confident about this.

Zhu is as slim as an orchid.

Tears of Pig Brother Bajie

Xuan Tong was a boxer for thirteen years.