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Correspondence between wife and husband (laughter) Dear wife: How are you at home? It's been 38 hours and 37 minutes since we were angry, and it's still 4 hours 2 1 minute short of the record of your running away from home. I know you're waiting for me to apologize to you, and I'm going to do the same, but I hope you can stick to it and create a new high in your escape history! I'm fine at home, please don't miss it. Although you have the passbook, you don't have to worry about my financial resources, because I still have a supplementary credit card in my hand. Credit cards are very convenient to use. I have bought five shirts, seven pairs of underwear and twelve pairs of socks. It is estimated that one set will last until you come back every day. A famous brand is a famous brand, although it's a little expensive ... you don't have to worry about my food. I've tried it in seven new restaurants. Hairtail, hemp stalk and pig head are three. They are afraid of being alone and accompany me every day, but they try their best to order good food and wine. I can't help it You know I'm proud. What bothers me most is the new woman who moved across the street. She comes to borrow vinegar and garlic almost every day. But don't worry, I will never make a mistake. You must have confidence in me in this respect. As for the flowers and plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertification environment as soon as possible and never water them, which is conducive to their species evolution. By the way, did our Mimi accompany you back to your parents' house? It's been two days. You don't have to worry that my two lovely brothers-in-law will come to me on impulse to do something irrational. I invited them to dinner yesterday and told them a little thing between us. After listening, they took my hand and cried and said, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you!" " Yun Yun "I've come to pick you up and apologize to you, but you can stay at your parents' house for a period of time,' visit home often', and the old people need you, too. Ps: If you don't come back tomorrow, Bing Bing will treat me to pizza and I will go. Anyway, being idle is also idle, and it is not good to always refuse others. After all, they are colleagues in the same unit. Goodbye! Your dear husband. Dear husband: Thank you for your letter! Everything is fine at my parents' house, don't worry. I forgot to tell you that the deposit in the passbook has been transferred to my account. I'm a little worried about your financial situation, but since you can overdraw your credit card so well, I don't need to worry. In addition, kindly remind me that there are two packs of instant noodles under the kitchen cupboard at home. Although you are eating well now, I am still a little worried. Maybe when you run out of credit cards and bring fish, hemp stalks and pig heads, you will need them again. Say hello to my new neighbor across the hall. The house loan is due at the end of the month, and then you have to say goodbye to your new friends! By the way, don't water flowers at home. I grow cactus. I'm with Mimi, and the insect repellent at home has long been used up. You must be watching Xiao Qiang now. Of course, my two lovely brothers won't give you any trouble. They have been urging me to get a divorce and find a capable man. It feels good to be home now. I don't have to wash and cook so hard every day, but I can also go shopping freely. I'm really happy! I wish you have a good time with Bingbing tomorrow. In addition, I heard that Bingbing's new boyfriend is a boxing coach in the Institute of Physical Education. I don't know if it's true or not. You know I'm not that nosy.