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Boyfriend height 153.
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"I'm coming."
After sending a message to Tang Bin, I set foot on the plane to Shanghai. I didn't tell anyone about this trip. The only thing I know is Tang Bin.
The plane is very quiet, and most of the seats are empty. I plugged in my headphones, turned on the music, turned the volume to the maximum, leaned my head against the window, and slowly closed my eyes to isolate myself from everything around me.
A moment later, the plane broadcast sounded, prompting to turn off the phone. I opened my eyes and found a message lying on the screen with only three words: I am waiting for you.
The moment I saw the information, my mouth could not help but hook up. I turned off my cell phone and looked at the changing scenery outside the window. I suddenly felt inexplicably satisfied.
02
I have never really met Tang Bin, but I think I love him. All along, I never thought I would fall into an online love, but after I really fell into it, I didn't want to come out.
I have been thinking about what Tang Bin will look like in real life, whether it is sunshine or casual, but I think I will love him no matter what he looks like.
"Do you believe that you will marry the person you love?"
This is the first bottle problem I received when I was playing with a drift bottle for the first time. I sat in front and racked my brains for a long time, and finally typed two words back, maybe.
At that time, the question whether you would choose the person you love or the person who loves you was very popular. Many people have asked me this question, but I have never answered it. Because this is an unanswerable question for me, just like the bottle question, I can't answer for sure.
By chance, I chatted with my bottle friend, and we had a very speculative chat, which was quite a feeling of seeing each other for a long time. So, before I logged off, I asked his contact information.
That bottle friend is Tang Bin.
It's been several years now, and I still remember the bottle that Tang Bin threw. I think if I answer this question today, I think the answer should be yes.
03
He is younger than me, but he is exquisite, kind and mature. That's why I was attracted to him.
When we first became netizens, I was in a bad mood once. Before I told him anything, he asked me.
"What's the matter? You seem to be in a bad mood? "
"Do you know?"
"That's right. Say anything. I'm in a good mood today. I'll tell you a joke."
"You have a lot of jokes."
"Don't interrupt, listen. Ah, a car was driving on the road, and suddenly a chicken jumped out of the roadside. The driver braked hard and stabbed the chicken to death. At this time, a boy ran out of the roadside. The driver asked, Is this your chicken? The boy ran over and stared at the chicken for a long time, and finally shook his head at the driver: it's all the same, except my chicken is not so flat.
In front of the computer, I laughed out of breath because of this joke, and the whole day's depression was swept away. This is the first person who can know my mood without opening his mouth, and also the first person to tell me jokes.
My heart seems to be slowly changing something.
04
I had a dream, a very strange dream.
In my dream, I was washing clothes. A teenager came and took off his coat and put it on for me.
"Don't catch cold."
I want to look up to see the boy's face clearly, but I can't. I got up to look for the boy, but I couldn't find him. I was very disappointed when I woke up from my dream. I can't remember everything about that teenager. I only vaguely remember that teenagers are thin and not tall, but I don't know anything else.
After telling this dream to Tang Bin, he said something to me.
"I tell you, I am thin and not tall?"
I was shocked. In an instant, an indescribable feeling attacked me for a long time. I don't know whether this feeling is good or bad for me, but it is also because of this feeling that I made a decision, a crazy decision.
When chatting, I accidentally asked him, "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
The QQ prompt sounded instantly, and I received his reply: Maybe I am too handsome.
Remembering the routine that Weibo saw before, I quickly typed a line back to him: 666, but I think it is more likely than this that you are waiting for me.
He made an expression of fear. "This is, are you trying to tease me?"
His reaction was so cute that I could hardly help laughing. "Smart and witty like you, have you been teased?"
He didn't speak, just made a few frightened expressions.
"Seriously, be my boyfriend."
I spent a long time waiting for his reply: "I am 153, maybe shorter than you."
I thought for a long time, and finally typed a line back to him: "Your height is not important, what matters is you."
In this way, we confirmed the relationship.
05
He goes to school in Shanghai and I am in Baotou, Inner Mongolia. The distance between us is 2287 kilometers, which takes 23 hours by train and 2 hours and 40 minutes by plane. These figures all show a problem, we are far away.
And he once asked me very insecure: "We are so far away, will you suddenly dislike me, or suddenly forget me?"
I laughed at his naivety: "It's good that you know, so you should be good to me, and you should appear in front of me every day so that I won't forget you." After all, I have a bad memory, you know. "
It's just that my words didn't get him out of that mood. He seems to understand.
Before I decided what to tell him, a word appeared on the screen: pick up. The computer suddenly prompts you for video chat. I hesitated, but I chose to answer.
A few seconds later, he appeared on the computer screen and I heard his voice.
His bangs are not his crew cut, but my favorite bangs. He has lost the moustache he told me about, and his chin is clean. I often stay up late, but I don't have dark circles. He was wearing a black coat, and white headphones contrasted with his clothes.
He smiled shyly, as if a little shy, and his voice was mellow and beautiful.
It's like I've been watching him. He adjusted the position of the earphone uneasily and asked me, "What's the matter?"
I pretended to cough a few times: "I will answer your question now."
He was a little surprised and asked me, "What?"
I looked at him seriously, exhausted all my tenderness, and said that sentence to him: "As long as it is not the ends of the earth, it is not far away."
Although across the screen, I saw him blush quietly.
06
Long-distance love is difficult, and online love is even more difficult.
We have never really held hands, like normal couples, shopping and kissing. All our communication depends on the Internet. We feel more and more tired, and quarrels follow.
Looking at the lovers around me, I always feel melancholy. And this kind of melancholy, he is next to the computer, will never understand. When I need him, he is always away. When I had something happy to share with him, he was not there. Everything depends on the internet.
So, we broke out in a quarrel.
I feel wronged, but he thinks I am naive, my nose is sour, and my tears can't help falling. Just when I wanted to give up this relationship, he sent me a line: Let's meet.
I raised my hand and wiped my tears and replied, "Are you really kidding?"
He didn't reply to me, only for a moment, the computer prompted you to make a video call, and I still answered it.
Perhaps because my eyes were a little red, he asked me carefully, "Are you crying?"
"Who is crying? You are wrong. "
He suddenly lowered his head over there and there was a moment's silence. I heard his slightly bitter voice: "In fact, I don't mean that you are naive, I understand you, but, you know, since you have chosen, you have to accept all the consequences of this choice."
I pretended to be happy and said, "I know, online dating is like this." I have no choice. "
And he suddenly looked up at me and said seriously, "so I've had enough." Let's meet. I'm really fed up with life without you. "
And my anxiety suddenly disappeared without a trace. It turns out that he is not much better than me.
07
When the plane arrived in Shanghai, it was already 8 pm.
When I got off the plane, I turned on my mobile phone, pressed the number I knew by heart on the dial, and pressed dial. The phone was quickly connected, and his slightly anxious voice came from the phone.
"Are you here? I am in the subway now and will arrive soon. You wait for me at the airport. "
"Well, I'll wait for you."
The indoor temperature difference is too large. As soon as I got out of the airport, I was shivering with cold wind. I tightened my clothes and stood at the appointed place waiting for him.
After a while, my mobile phone rang. It was his phone. I quickly pressed the answer button.
"I'm here."
For a moment, I was a little confused. I looked up and looked around. Finally, I saw the familiar figure opposite. He is still wearing yesterday's coat and is coming towards me. The first thing I did when he arrived was to give him a hug.
"Why don't you take a suitcase?"
"Silly you, going out with a suitcase will definitely be suspected by my parents."
He touched it and smiled shyly: "That's right."
I patted him on the shoulder. "I am counting on you now."
He took my hand and we walked together in the city where he lived. He said to me, "Come on, let's go home."
-End.
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