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A new topic about maternal love

My mother is fierce!

Everyone in the primary school class is afraid of my mother! So dare not bully me!

My mother is overbearing!

If I am bullied by a child! She will stand in front of other people's houses and scold them all day!

My mother is stingy!

Other students have bought new clothes! She always takes her cousin with her! Even my cousin's old clothes for me to wear!

My mother is not tall!

In junior high school, I always wanted to grow up with her and walk side by side! She wouldn't have crossed the street to lead me!

My mother likes nagging very much!

I always look forward to starting school when I am on holiday in high school, so I don't have to listen to her nagging all day! Tell me this is not good, that is not good!

My mother often mispronounced words!

Universities dare not take their classmates home! Because my mother reads less! I'm afraid she'll say something wrong and make my classmates laugh!

My mother loves cleanliness!

Every time I go home! What a mess the room was when I left! Always clean up when you come back!

My mother is very economical!

Buy her clothes every time! She asked me to buy the money for herself! But she still wears old clothes!

My mother is very busy!

Every time I go home! You will see that she has been busy! Wash clothes! Mop the floor! Wipe the table! Ten years is like one day!

My mother is very enthusiastic!

Some friends come home to play! Mother always entertains them with her blood! I know she wants to save face for me!

I once asked my mother: I am so old, have I done anything to make her happy?

Mom replied: It seems that nothing can make her happy! Always worrying her!

I asked my mother again: What will make you feel happiest?

Mom smiled and said: You can live safely and healthily! I am the happiest!

How many years have passed in an instant!

Mom is no longer overbearing! No more stingy! Stop nagging! Shorter! She won't take me across the street anymore!

She is still busy! I often accompany her to do housework! Talk about trifles together! I know she's busy!

She still mispronounced it! I will never correct her typo again! I think this is a comfort!

I wanted to pay homage to my mother's love in one sentence!

I searched the whole thesaurus, but I couldn't find a word to sum it up!

Maybe maternal love has no philosophy and describability at all!

Just like a hen will risk her life to protect her chicks! !

I can't describe it! ! Irreplaceable! !

This is an instinct!