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Pay attention to the sentence of drinking less.

1. Although wine is brewed from grain, drinking too much is bad for your health.

2, wine is a good thing, use less is good for the body, drink more is bad for the body.

3, go out and explain to your wife, drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it.

4. Drive without drinking, and have a safe trip.

5, the meaning of drunkenness is not in the wine, the disaster is in the road, and the regret is in my heart.

6, get together is a bosom friend, I drink two comfortable wine first.

7. It is not necessarily true friends who advise you to drink. Who told you to drink less, who really cares about you.

8. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and it is also beautiful to replace wine with tea.

9, drunk to death, no one lifted.

10, drinking can really promote blood circulation and dredge collaterals, but everything is moderate. Drinking too much hurts the liver and stomach, and health is the capital. We can't lose money, so drink less.

1 1. Drinking less can keep you healthy, but drinking too much will only harm your health.

12, driving without drinking, happiness lasts longer.

13, wine population, tongue out; When the tongue comes out, it's gone; The gaffes give up on themselves. Instead of giving up your body, why not give up your wine?

14, drinking is not a joke, and drunkenness is harmful for one year.

15, try to drink less, take fewer detours, drink less and eat more vegetables, which is good for your health.

16, drinking less is good for your health, and drinking more is bad for your health.

17, drinking too much will cause trouble, and drinking too much will be immoral.

18, it is said that wine makes a thousand cups of friends. Who has friends who are friends when they are in need? If they are not down and out, they will get drunk. Don't forget that you have a wife at home and look forward to your return.

19, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

20, drinking without driving, driving without drinking, I carry.

2 1, driving is no small matter, drinking does not drive, driving does not drink.

22. Go first, or go if you can't. Leave when it's time to go, right away.

23, but since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, let's drown our sorrows in wine.

24. It is inevitable to save money on alcohol and tobacco and ask for help.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.