How does Miss Northeast take a bath?

"Men rub both sides, women rub all sides". This sentence is correct.

As a sister in Jiangxi, I took a shower for the first time. Several times. When I first went to the north, I continued to take a shower. Hiding in the bathroom and washing alone. Finally, at the invitation of my roommate in the north, I entered the bathroom door.

Surprisingly, however, this northern roommate is also going to the bathhouse for the first time. We chose a more advanced bathhouse. Before entering the house, I saw all kinds of beautiful girls in my dreams. When I came to the porch, I felt that I had recommended myself. I panicked at the thought of not seeing the opportunity. My roommate dragged me into the dressing room. The girls inside change clothes in a spacious place and praise each other's figure after work. Judging from their skillful appearance, we know that they have come a lot.

In the bathroom, we went to the community and saw 68 yuan's money written on it. The initial feeling is that it is very smooth now. Where can I find change?

Just as I was about to turn away, the tragedy happened. I don't know which piece of broken soap slipped over and I stepped on it! Just when I thought my hips and head would be badly hurt, a piece of meat saved me.

My aunt who took a bath gave me a hand and said, "Miss, do you want to take a bath?"

This is really to repay my aunt for saving her life. Even if she doesn't want to wash, this bathtub has to be washed.

When I lay on the washboard, I felt like a strong man with a broken arm. Aunt thinks my whole body is like a spring. I said please relax. After listening to the words, my roommate smiled from ear to ear.

Honestly lying on the board, looking at menstruation waist meat moving. Then my aunt brought some cans of things and asked me what to wipe. I searched for TV series with rubbings I had seen in my mind, and said weakly, "Hair and towels ..."

Then my aunt looked at me like an alien and said, "I asked you whether to use salt or essential oil!" " "Listen very uncomfortable. He said to use salt at once. Old people and children can do it. When my roommate felt as dirty as I did, I saw another aunt smearing milk on her. Is this guy sure this is her first time here? When menstruation's hand moved and began to rub, I couldn't help thinking of "stretching my legs and glaring" in "Living Buddha Jigong".

What made me even more devastated was that this aunt actually took the particles she had rubbed down and showed off with her aunt next to her. Look, I've been rubbing my back for more than ten years, and it's the first time I've rubbed it so big. As a thin-skinned southern girl, my only feeling at that time was that I might as well fall. The place where you are lying now is not a washstand, but a hospital bed.

My back was just given to my aunt. I finally can't take a shower. I thought it was over. menstruation waved and turned over.

Didn't this guy say he wanted to rub his back? I can't believe I wiped it before I had a headache, too. I've been listening to grandma and knocked it over. As a result, there was a dramatic scene from the beginning.

My aunt stared at my chest and asked, "Girl, you have to rub it here!" " "At that time, my heart was really full of Ma Benteng. After shaking my head decisively, I silently closed my eyes and waited for a more violent storm.

I don't know how many minutes my aunt wiped it. It feels longer than a century. Then, I thought it was over, and the aunt in charge began to rub her side again. Then two arms.

When my aunt finally stopped, I felt that my pain was over. She grabbed my foot directly and rubbed it on the inside of my thigh with that thick towel.

He is a good man. I didn't see the part where my aunt saved me, where the beautiful Thomas was spinning and kicking. This service in 68 yuan is really wasteful. The moment I took a shower, my feet felt very soft. I feel alive before I get dressed. After living in the bathhouse, my heart is full of spit and harassment. At that time, I said some rude words and said that I would never wash such a broken bathroom again. This life is indelible.

My roommate patted me with a smile. He said he must hit his face. Later: A week later, I suddenly felt a lot of gray on my back, so I called my roommate. This is the scientific way to lose weight! "Emma, your dirt is very good.