A joke that makes people laugh.

Xiao Lei took a bath in a public bathhouse and had a very unpleasant experience. After returning home, he wrote regretfully in the memo: "Don't pick up the soap." The next day, Xiao Lei went to take a bath again and had a very unpleasant experience. After returning home, he added a sentence at the back of yesterday's memo in a rage: "Don't shake hands when you see Jing M. Guo."

Three social brothers were chatting, and one said, "I'm awesome, one to five!" " The second one said, "You are not as good as me, I am a pair of sixes". The third said, "None of you can do it. I want to blow it up! " "They said while playing poker.

I think I've been immigrated. China people's public holiday has always been 1 15 days a year, but I don't have it. The average family housing area in China is116.4m2, which I don't have; China's per capita disposable income is $3,600, which I don't have; The average height of men in China is 174.2 cm, but I don't. China people have 1. 18 children on average, but I don't. I have the opportunity to vote and be elected every year, but I don't; Suddenly I seem to have been immigrated,

Too bad I didn't.

Since ancient times, who is most afraid of heat? A: Sorry, I don't know. Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms! How did you know? When did he leave the fan he held in his hand all the year round?

I'm in a mixed mood now, because I just found out that my note in my girlfriend's mobile phone address book is: Call him if you are hungry.

Be a bright and cool player like me! May said: Come to A-mei's house! I said, "You beg me!" Na Ying: Your voice is really great! I said, aren't you fucking talking nonsense?

Harlem: I like you very much! Come to my team! I said, how much do you give me a month? Wang Feng: What's your dream? Me: Why the fuck should I tell you? Do you like chisels?

In the early morning, the baby woke up and kept crying, keeping the family awake. I asked my wife to sing a lullaby to coax the children. Helpless, I can only sing. After a while, the neighbor came over and said, "You'd better let the child cry ..."

Today, I took the elevator, and a sister paper and a new boyfriend went to the first floor. She strode out of the elevator and took about 10 steps. Suddenly she remembered something, walked back to the elevator door, grabbed his little boyfriend's hand and said, I have been single for too long, and suddenly forgot about your existence. Wow, haha, I'm sorry. The man's face is helpless, and the woman's face is exposed .

In fact, you have super powers: she will take a shower as soon as she chats; As soon as she called, she went to study; When she dates alone, she has something to do; She found someone she liked as soon as she confessed. You helped her overcome procrastination, enriched her life and found happiness!

You think he chose to come back to you and found that you are the best. In fact, he just ran around and found that you were the most gullible.