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A brief introduction to God's right-wing figures.
L 1: Michael
Identity: Vice King of Heaven, Archarchangel, Angel of Fire, Supreme Commander of the Celestial Corps.
Title: the right wing of God, the prince of God, the angel of mercy, the embodiment of absolute justice.
Race: protoss
Order: blazing angel
Graduation school: Tianjie Qitian College.
Birthday: September 29th.
Constellation: Libra
Height: juvenile 179.5CM, adult 185CM.
Weight: 82KG (two wings) for teenagers and 0/03kg (six wings) for adults.
Place of birth: Jerusalem
Birth weight: 5 kg (four wings)
Primitive sexual orientation: homosexuality
Frequently visited places: Temple, Altar, Santa Flora Bell Tower, Jerusalem.
Favorite sport: fencing
Favorite city: Jerusalem, the city of phantom.
Hobbies: collecting history, historical and magical materials, traveling and playing with children.
Expertise: Strong arm strength, fire magic.
Wish: improve heaven and travel around the world.
Advantages: strong ability to lead the army, strong fighting capacity, loyalty, courage, compassion, kindness, justice, studious and broad-minded.
Disadvantages: slow response, intelligence to be studied, politics (see the compensation case: "Your Highness Michael, just led troops to the battlefield, what politics are you playing?" ).
Personal motto: Love is the only thing we can take with us when we die. It can make death so easy.
Place of birth: Saint floria.
Place of residence: Guangyao Hall, Saraf.
Weapon: rapier? flame
Pupil color: dark blue
Hair color: saffron color
Wings: Golden Six Wings
Features: change n sets of clothes and white gloves a day.
Nickname: Ethel, Baby (for Lucifer)
Nickname: Wild Roast Chicken, Michael of Machamp.
Family members: ex-wife Medanzo, current husband Lucifer, eldest son Alec, second son Mamen, third son Chana and youngest son Belir.
The most embarrassing thing: too many.
The most proud thing: total annihilation150,000.
The most painful memory: the lingering history of Lucifer and Lilith.
Original mate selection criteria: pure infatuation, gentleness and beauty
Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes, but the endings are tragic.
When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: run away.
Name: Lucifer
English: Lucifer
Identity: leader of the underworld, leader of Satan, ruler of Rhodes, chief dark wizard.
Title: Devil, Pride of Original Sin, Seven-Star Wizard, Glory Morning Star (Front), Six Wings of Holy Light (Front), Dawn Star (Front), Right Wing of God (Front)
Race: hell
Grade: degenerate angel
Graduating institutions: Tiantang Law School and Tiantang Seven-Day College.
Birthday: June 6th.
Constellation: Gemini
Height: juvenile 180CM, adult 187CM.
Weight: 92KG for teenagers (six wings) and 99KG for adults (six wings).
Place of birth: Saint floria.
Birth weight: 4.5KG (with wings)
Original direction: None
Frequently visited places: Pandimaninan, Yula tribe, History Museum, Opera House, Ghost Bar, Sin Abyss.
Favorite sport: walking
Favorite city: Rhode Olga, Phantom City.
Hobbies: studying dark magic, piano and reading.
Expertise: black and white magic, fencing, sexual skills, piano.
Wish: revitalize the underworld and destroy the heaven.
Advantages: innovative, talented, political, noble, intelligent, rational, knowledgeable, casual and Feng Wang. Disadvantages: Michael
Personal motto: the meaning of freedom is never to say sorry.
Residence: Pandiman Ninankade Hall
Weapons: doomsday, magic sword? Cangyuan
Pupil color: blue (front), crimson.
Hair color: gold (front), black.
Wings: black six wings
Features: red roses on the chest, black gloves.
Nickname: None
Nickname: Bitch Road (Michael)
Family members: ex-wife (fake) Lilith, current wife Michael, eldest son Alec, second son Mamen and youngest son Belir.
The most embarrassing thing: God's condemnation
Proudest thing: any achievement, including adopting a son.
The most painful memory: the birth of Chana.
Original mate selection criteria: none
Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex: a lot.
When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will be comforted after refusing.
Name: Mamen
English: God of Wealth
Identity: the little prince of the underworld, the supreme commander of the royal knights of the underworld, the British ambassador and the head of the vault of the underworld. The Dark Knight, Greed of Original Sin
Race: hell
Level: Big Devil
Graduate school: Royal Knight Devil College.
Birthday: 65438+February+February.
Constellation: Sagittarius
Height: juvenile 179CM, adult 185CM.
Weight: 70KG for teenagers and 75KG for adults (wings).
Place of birth: Rodoga
Birth weight: 2.7 kg (with wings)
Primitive sexual orientation: heterosexuality
Frequently visited places: Pandimaninan, Lyme City, Smyrna Castle, Eagle Waterfall, Longdong, the first paradise on earth, and Britain on earth.
Favorite sport: competition
Favorite city: Kerria (ore production base)
Hobbies: money, collecting all shiny treasures, such as black pearls, catching monsters and smoking.
Specialty: strong destructive power
Wish: Destroy all protoss and take all protoss' money (sweat).
Advantages: wide interpersonal circle, female killer, strong, direct and frank.
Disadvantages: greed, violence, bloodthirsty, magic idiot.
Place of residence: Pandimaninan
Motto: three elements of life: money, freedom and women.
Native place: Rodoga
Weapons: the sickle of destruction
Pupil color: red
Hair color: black
Wings: Two bony wings
Features: red roses on the face, pointed ears and seven earrings.
Nickname: pervert (the name given by the protoss, which he thinks is a nickname, not a nickname)
Nickname: Prince Mamam "Little" without condoms (Michael took this name, but he thought it was a nickname, not a nickname).
Family members: father Michael, mother Lucifer, eldest brother Alec, half-brother Chana and younger brother Belir.
The most embarrassing thing: I lost to Samael.
Proudest thing: find the biggest pearl in the underworld and stab seven angels into pigeon kebabs with a sickle. The most painful memory: I fell in love with my father Michael, who regarded himself as his son.
The original mate selection criteria: a sexy woman who is hot and won't pester herself.
Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex: less chasing and more teasing?
When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: comfort and refuse.
Name: Belir.
English: Belir
Identity: Little Prince of the underworld, slave ship slave, Satan, wizard.
Title: exorcist, six-star mage, original sin laziness, eternal main fighting force.
Race: hell
Grade: degenerate angel
School of magic.
Birthday: May 8th.
Constellation: Taurus
Height: 177CM
Weight: 6 1KG (single wing)
Birthplace: Ibrahimi Village
Birth weight: 3KG (single wing)
Primitive sexual orientation: homosexuality
Frequently visited places: Lyme City, Ibrahimi Village and Kria City.
Favorite sport: I don't like it.
Favorite city: Rhodes Olga
Hobbies: eating, sleeping, playing, making money, dark magic, reading, listening to music boxes.
Expertise: debate, magical magic talent.
Wish: live in Pandimaninan and sleep in a bed with a mattress and black pearl nose nails.
Advantages: self-motivated, eloquent, cautious, friendly, simple and positive.
Disadvantages: too defensive, picky, persistent, lazy.
Personal motto: rely on your own strength to win the greatest happiness.
Residence: slave ship first, then Imperial Witchcraft College.
Weapons: (Back) The Soul of Satan
Pupil color: red
Hair color: black
Wings: black single wing
Nickname: piggy
Nickname: lazy pig
Features: single wing, nose nail
Family members: father Lucifer, mother Michael, eldest brother Alec, second brother Mamen and third brother Chana.
The most embarrassing thing: Samyasa dumped me.
Proud thing: I slept for 57 hours in a row.
The most painful memory: Samyasa told him to cut off his wings.
Original mate selection criteria: tall, humorous, bohemian, confident and handsome, can encourage him.
Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes, very few.
When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: ignore it.
Name: Medanzo
English: Metatron
Identity: prime minister of heaven, king of angels,
Title: agent of God, secretary of heaven, monarch before God, young master, unborn great man, supporter of mankind, ruler of darkness.
Race: protoss
Order: blazing angel
Graduate school: celestial law school
Birthday: August 20th.
Constellation: Lion
Height: 182CM
Weight: 104KG (six wings)
Place of birth: Jerusalem
Birth weight: 5 kg (six wings)
Primitive sexual orientation: bisexuality
Frequently visited places: temples, Guangyao Hall, Jerusalem, Imam.
Favorite sports: except violence.
Favorite city: San floria.
Hobbies: attending banquets, visiting the red light district, studying the history of China and telling jokes that others can't laugh at.
Expertise: fire magic, almost all knowledge of heaven, psychology
Wish: a smooth life.
Advantages: enthusiastic, approachable, generous, knowledgeable and rigorous.
Disadvantages: serious class thinking, conservative thinking, wisdom and self-protection, playboy
Personal motto: benefit is only what everyone thinks is necessary for happiness.
Residence: Personal residence of Santa floria.
Weapons: The Magic Book of the Spirit of Fire
Pupil color: brown
Hair color: brown
Wings: Golden Six Wings
Nickname: None
Nickname: the king of cold jokes
Features: red gloves, red boots
Family members: ex-husband Michael and only son Chana.
The most embarrassing thing: unknown
Proudest thing: having sex parties with more than a dozen beautiful women without falling down.
The most painful memory: one month after finishing, I felt unwell and couldn't have sex.
Original mate selection criteria: girls with blonde hair and coquettish hair.
Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? A lot, but no one dares to take it seriously.
When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: take it all.
You said you couldn't figure it out, and I didn't know what it was. Give personal relationships, but it will probably be confusing:
Lucifer+Michael → Alec, Mamen, Belir.
Medanzo+Michael → Chana
Lucifer: Father-Jehovah
Michael: Father-Lucifer &; Mother-Jehovah
Alec: Father-Michael &; Mother-Lucifer
Mom: Father-Michael &; Mother-Lucifer
Belir: Father-Lucifer &; Mother-Michael
Chana: Father-Michael &; Mother-Medanzo
Generation:
Jehovah is Michael's grandfather and mother;
Lucifer is Michael's brother and father;
Michael is Maman and Alec's father.
Lucifer is Maman and Alec's mother.
Michael is Belir's mother;
Lucifer is Beril's father;
Medanzo is Chana's mother;
Michael is Chana's father.
Because all archangels are bisexual and can have children, one person plays the role of father and mother.
Mamen was the child of Michael and Lucifer, and Alec, the eldest son of Lucifer and Michael, died after birth.
Michael's adoptive father is Reno, and his adoptive mother is the visionary angel Alice.
Michael's father is Lucifer and his mother is Jehovah.
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