Japanese joke undressing program

ぉぺんぺんボールペン

O si ri pen pen bo u ru pen

Smack that, ballpoint pen.

Naomi か

Are you me?

Europe and America? (The same pronunciation can also be cited as "Europeanization")

Telephone してチョンマゲ

Dean Vast Tejon Margo

Connect the antenna when making a phone call. ("チョンマゲ" is an ancient Japanese man's bun)

ちかん、あかん、おかん!

Chikan, Akan, Akan

Sex maniac, no, mom! (Osaka dialect)

Your servant egg, yellow body, good body, good body, good husband!

Boku Hamata to Kimigasuki Dakeduo, Kimi Sumiki.

I like the yolk in eggs, but I also like you! ("yolk" is homophonic with "you")

チャウチャウちゃうんちゃう?

tya u tya u tya u n tya u

Isn't that the same as poodle?

ァヒルが, ぁしてる.

Hello, Ruga, hello, Runistru.

Duck, ah, take a nap.

Cod seeds eat べて and こぅ. "

ta ra ko ta be te，ha ta ra ko

Work by eating cod roe. There is only one sound difference between "cod roe" and "work".

?はしょっちゅぅ

syo u tyu u ha(wa)syo TTU u

Soju, often (drink)

Natto can be eaten.

Natota is Nattoku.

Eat natto and accept it. ("Natto" and "acceptance" sound very similar)

There are thousands of cars in Sendai.

Saindayi de Kujuma Hassanayi

There are 1000 vehicles in Sendai. ("Sendai" and "Thousand Taiwan" are homophones)

Congratulations, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone.

Without Mina, there would be no Ma Si.

Congratulations, everyone, for keeping you waiting. The pronunciation of "Congratulations" is "しが", and "しがらく" is actually pronounced correctly.

The method is "しばらくsi Balaku", and Junxiu deliberately mispronounced it in order to be homophonic with "Shiga".

ひつまぶしでつぶし.

Hi, Matu Booth. Hi, Matu Booth.

Pass the time with eel rice.

Sweating, ふくぉか?

Arthur, Hu Kuokka

Sweat, wipe! (When I said this in Fukuoka, it should be "ふこぅか?" Handsome to and "Fukuoka Huku O.

Ka "is homophonic, so it was changed. )

Raw wheat, raw rice and raw eggs.

Ma Na Mujimana Go I Ma Na Mata Go.

Raw wheat, raw rice and raw eggs.

I don't know what to do.

Basuga Subu Baku Hazu

Bus gas explosion

Tokyo licensing bureau.

tyo u kyo u to kkyo u kyo kka kyo ku

Tokyo licensing bureau.

Junxiu English Lecture:

Haven't seen you for a long time. (Long time no see)

Good-bye.

Nagayiji looks at Miruna.

Don't watch it for a long time.

Chang Min: Yes, I like it.

I come from Mo Chi.

That's disgusting.

Junxiu: キムチ?

Qimuqi

Kimchi? ("Hold on" means "mood" and sounds like "kimchi")

At:

Shrimp, blood type, AB type.

Tuko and his brothers and sisters

The blood type of shrimp is AB. ("Shrimp" and "AB" sound very similar)

Accept a loan.

Huku Vokas Kutege

Lend me your clothes. (When I said this, in Fukuoka, "take a loan" and "Fukuoka Hukuoka" sounded very similar. )

One day:

I don't think so.

Niwaniha (Wa) Niwa to Riga Yiru

There are two chickens in the yard. ("Yard" is homophonic with the middle auxiliary words "Ni Ha (Wa)" and "Chicken")

Service, ぉかしぃですね.

Juku, oh, Castdesune

Clothes, how strange! (When saying this, in Fukuoka, "Fu," and "Fukuoka Huku O Card" are homophones.)

Sendai でぉやじギャグはぃませだぃ.

Dade is the hometown of Ji Ya.

Don't want to tell uncle Sendai's cold joke. ("Sendai" is homophonic with the last auxiliary word "せんだぃ")