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I used to think that love is the most important thing, but the more I live, the more I find that love is really dispensable, but it was exaggerated in previous years.
what is love ? There are two arrogant guys in this world, one is Shakespeare and the other is Qiong Yao. They describe love as something that can make the sky fall and make people die. In fact, in real life, true love is a sanitary towel. Whether it is comfortable and practical, only you can know.
Love is the most unreasonable thing in the world. This is not a reward that falls from the sky. It doesn't mean that you can get 100% return through hard work and dedication. It is not a mathematical problem, as long as the calculation method is correct, the correct direction and exit will be found and the positive solution will be obtained; It takes two people to be congenial and work together to continue, but because either side gives up unilaterally, it is fragile to the end.
Funny joke The girl asked her father what love was, and his father said that your mother fell in love with me when I had nothing. The child asked his father what affection was, and his father said that your mother would never let you marry a man with nothing. The girl went to ask her mother what love is. Mom says your dad has everything and still loves me. The girl asked her what family was. Mom said that your father would never let you marry a man who has everything but doesn't love you!
Ha ha ha, do you understand?
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