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Fairy Tale: The New Tortoise and the Hare

Fairy Tale: The New Tortoise and the Hare 1

Ever since the tortoise and the hare, the little rabbit has been depressed and regretted that he fell asleep during the race, otherwise he could have picked it. Laurel crown. After the turtle won the championship in the competition, he became elated.

One sunny morning, the little rabbit was running in the morning, but unexpectedly he met a tortoise basking in the sun. The turtle proudly said to the little rabbit: "How is it? I defeated you in the competition, now you are convinced! Do you want to come and compete again? See how powerful I am? Haha!" "This... forget it..." The little rabbit drooped his ears and continued to run forward. "Ha! Don't you dare!" the tortoise sang, "Rabbit, rabbit, you are so unlucky, even I can't run away, haha! What a shame! Haha!" "You..." The little rabbit's face turned red with anger. , "Let's compete, who is afraid of whom!" "Okay! The time is set for Friday, and we will invite the magpie to be the referee. Don't cry when you lose! Haha!" said the turtle while smiling. Go back. The little rabbit thought to himself: This time I must practice harder and try to surpass the tortoise. I must not fall asleep during the game.

So, as soon as the little rabbit got home, he began to practice long-distance running, but what about the tortoise? Basking in the sun lazily, doing nothing, quietly waiting for Friday to arrive.

Time flies like water, and the day of the competition arrives in no time. There was a flood of animals coming to watch. "Bang!" With the sound of a gunshot, the little rabbit flew out. Halfway through the run, the little rabbit started to feel sleepy again. He looked back and found that the turtle had disappeared, so he was ready to lie down and sleep comfortably. As soon as I lay down, I remembered: I lost the game last time because of this! The little rabbit immediately got up and rushed out.

"The little rabbit wins!" The magpie referee awarded the trophy to the little rabbit. The little rabbit smiled happily, so brightly! The turtle looked at his empty hands, lowered his head, and left dejectedly. Fairy Tale: The New Tortoise and the Hare 2

One day, the tortoise and the hare were walking on the beach. The tortoise looked at the hare up and down and said, "Look, your ears are as long as ramen noodles. It's really unsightly." If you are self-aware, just take it out! Like pulling out a carrot. Ha ha. The rabbit, who was taking a leisurely walk while drinking milk tea, gave the turtle a disdainful look. Seeing the rabbit's reaction, the turtle put on a warm-hearted look and said: I know many plastic surgery hospitals and can introduce them to you.

The rabbit was so angry that he and the turtle asked the crow to be the referee to have a competition.

The rabbit said: Let us race to determine the outcome. You turtle bastard, the turtle readily agreed.

Although the rabbit knows that the tortoise is an idiot. I didn't expect it to be very overconfident. I was so carried away that I fell asleep halfway. At this moment, the lagging turtle struggled to catch up. Finally Huangtian paid off and the sweating turtle caught up. But unexpectedly, he stumbled next to the rabbit and woke up the rabbit.

The rabbit relied on its absolute genetic advantage to leave the tortoise behind again, and it was about to reach the end! The turtle cried bitterly and said to the crow: Good brothers, our surname is Wu and we are one family! You must help. The crow was moved by the turtle's sincerity. Then, the cursed rabbit became inexplicably lame as he neared the finish line. Became the runner-up.

This is the end of the tortoise and the hare race. Of course, the hare accepted the tortoise's offer and became a jackrabbit, and he was proud of it! Fairy tale: New Tortoise and the Hare 3

One day, the tortoise and the hare met again in the forest. The hare said: "How about we compete again?" The tortoise said: "Okay." So the tortoise and The rabbit agreed to start the game tomorrow, and then went home. The turtle hurried home and began to think of a way. The turtle thought and thought, and finally came up with a way.

The next day, the tortoise sent its twin brother to the end, and then returned to the starting point.

The race started, and the hare learned the lesson from last time. This time he ran out as fast as possible, but the tortoise ran a few steps and returned to the starting point. When the hare reached the finish line, the tortoise's brother said: "I was early." I’m waiting for you right here!” So ??the smart turtle became the winner again. Fairy Tale: New Tortoise and the Hare 4

One day, a lively rabbit came to the river and wanted to pick fruits on the other side of the river. But there was no bridge or boat on the river, so what should we do? At this time, a slow turtle came and said, "Let me carry you across the river!"

The turtle went down into the river, and the rabbit immediately jumped on the turtle's back and sat down firmly. The turtle rowed hard and soon reached the other side. The hare thanked you repeatedly, and the tortoise said with a smile: "I am very happy to help you." Fairy tale: New Tortoise and the Hare 5

Recently, an explosive news spread in the forest: the hare gave The turtle declared a challenge and said he would run a race. If you want to compete with a small animal that can run faster than yourself, you can still understand it. If you want to compete with a tortoise, this rabbit may have a brain cramp. No one knows what is hidden behind this challenge.

When the turtle received the challenge, he felt very happy. This time I want to impress the animal world. Don’t always think that I can’t run. I will prove it to everyone with facts.

Many small animals joke that turtles cannot run. When they see a turtle, they say: "Turtle, turtle can't run fast. You are the worst in the animal world." This makes the turtle feel very unhappy. One day, he suddenly had an idea, why not ask his good friend Rabbit to have a game, let the rabbit pretend to be asleep halfway, and let himself win the game to clear his name. But how can I get the rabbit to agree to this special request? After thinking it over, I decided to do what I liked. The little turtle bought a cart of carrots and brought it to the door of the little rabbit's house. When the little rabbit smelled the carrots, it aroused the "glutton" in his stomach. Seeing the expression on the little rabbit's face, the little turtle felt confident: "Sister Rabbit, I have something to ask you to help me with. If you can agree, I will give you all my carrots." The little rabbit must be sure When it comes to giving carrots, it doesn't matter what happens: "Brother Oogway, as long as you give me carrots, I can do it even if you go up mountains of swords and into seas of fire." "I want to have a running race with you. Everyone knows you are a runner." Master, as long as you can pretend to be asleep in the middle, it won't be honorable for me to win against the turtle. The little rabbit immediately agreed to the challenge and told the world.

Let's start the race! The rabbit shot out like an arrow, while the tortoise crawled hard towards the finish line with its heavy shell on its back, but it still felt a little worried. Will the rabbit keep its promise? He almost gave up the idea. He had already seen the rabbit pretending to be asleep under the tree in the distance. He smiled in his heart. I am no longer the slowest runner in the animal world. Fairy Tales: The New Tortoise and the Hare 6

I heard that the tortoise and the hare are going to race again in the forest kingdom!

The next day, the race is about to begin. The hare is already ready. He wants to win the tortoise today. " With a bang, the rabbit ran out quickly. As for the tortoise, it crawled slowly like last time. After a while, the rabbit ran three miles away. The rabbit thought to himself: I can't be like last time. Just then When it was thinking, it hit a big tree on the roadside with a bang and fainted! The tortoise crawled and crawled, and finally reached the end when the rabbit woke up. The tortoise had already reached the end. Said: "This time I lost to the turtle again. "However, this time the rabbit did not lose to the tortoise because of his lack of concentration. Fairy Tale Story: New Tortoise and the Hare 7

One day, the rabbit had to compete with the little tortoise again, and this time they had to climb stairs. The little rabbit thought: I can't sleep this time, or I will lose again. The game started, and the little rabbit quickly ran up the stairs and sat on a "stone".

Suddenly, this "stone" appeared. "Stone" spoke: "I have been up here a long time ago." The little rabbit saw that it was a little turtle and was very surprised. It said, "Why did I lose again?" It turned out that the little turtle came up by the elevator.

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The little rabbit who lost the tortoise and the hare last time was criticized by his mother. He also realized his mistake and could not sleep with pride.

The little rabbit found the turtle and wanted to compete with him again. The little rabbit said: "I will run faster than you this time!"

The turtle said: "That's not necessarily the case. , I will choose the competition venue."

The turtle took the little rabbit to the large slope at the top of the mountain, pointed to a tree at the bottom of the mountain and said, "Let's see who can reach that tree first."

As soon as the turtle finished speaking, the little rabbit rushed down the mountain. But the little rabbit's hind legs were long and his front legs were short, so he kept falling.

The tortoise waited until the bunny reached halfway up the mountain, then calmly retracted its head and limbs into its shell, turned it into a disk, and rolled down the mountain.

The little rabbit was shocked when he saw a green disk surpassing him!

When the little rabbit came to the finish line panting, the turtle was already resting against the big tree.

The little rabbit asked in surprise: "When did you run there? Why didn't I see you?"

The turtle said: "This is called outsmarting!"

The little rabbit came home dejectedly and asked his mother: "This time I obviously didn't sleep and kept running. Why did I still lose to the slow turtle?"

The mother rabbit told the little rabbit: "Running It was originally our strength and the tortoise's weakness, but he used his brains to take advantage of the terrain and turned his weakness into a strength. Our long hind legs actually affected our ability to run downhill. " Fairy Tale: The New Tortoise and the Hare 9

The turtle and the little white rabbit are ready to race again. This time, the turtle was very smart. Did you see it? He brought his skateboard and moved quickly on the lawn. Moreover, he also brought an electric fan, which blew while skating. It didn't get hot at all.

The little white rabbit is not good anymore. Look, both of his shoes have gone away, the sock on his right foot has fallen off, and there is a big blister on his right foot. Haha, this time, the little white rabbit lost again.