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I ask that any chapter of Water Margin must be 500 words long. Please bring out some. Thank you.

The first chapter: Wang Jiaotou smuggled Jiuwenlong from Yan'an Prefecture and made a fuss in Shijiacun

As the story goes, during the Song Dynasty, when Emperor Zhezong was around, Emperor Renzong was already far away from Tokyo and Kaifeng. Mansion, Bianliang, Xuanwu Army had a son of Fulangpo settled down, his surname was Gao, ranked second, he had no family business since he was a child, so he had to use spears and sticks, and he suffered from athlete's foot

ball.

People in the capital say he is not called a high school sophomore, but they call him high ball.

After being tied up to make a fortune, he changed the character of the balloon to "Mao Pang", added "Li Ren", and changed his surname to Gao and his given name to Qiu.

This person plays the piano, sings and dances, stabs with spears and sticks, plays sumo wrestling, and also randomly learns poems and poems; when it comes to benevolence, justice, etiquette, wisdom, trustworthiness and loyalty

But he is not good. Yes, I only help out in and around Tokyo.

Because he helped the son of a pig iron king to make money, he earned three watts and two houses a day, and was very romantic, so he was sued by his father in Kaifeng Mansion

With a piece of paper, the government Gao Qiu had a broken staff with twenty spines and sent it out of the country to distribute. The people in Tokyo did not allow him to stay and eat at home.

Gao Qiu had no choice but to come to Huaixi, Linhuaizhou, and seek refuge with a man named Liu Shiquan who ran a gambling house.

Throughout his life, he was devoted to cherishing guests and raising idle people, and recruiting people from all over the country.

Gao Qiu took care of Liu Dalang's family and lived there for three years.

Emperor Zhezong was kidnapped to pay homage to the southern suburbs. He felt that the weather was good and he was lenient and offered amnesty to the world. Gao Qiu was granted pardon in Linhuai Prefecture.

He pardoned the criminals and considered returning to Tokyo.

This Liu Shiquan is related to Dong Jiangshi, who runs a herbal medicine shop under the Jinliang Bridge in Tokyo, and he wrote a letter to clean up some people.

He has a lot of work and a high salary. Qiu returned to Tokyo and lived with Dong Jiangshi's family.

At that time, Gao Qiu bid farewell to Liu Dalang, took his parcel on his back, left Linhuai Prefecture, meandered back to Tokyo, and came to Dong Shengyao’s house under the Jinliang Bridge

He left this letter Book.

When General Dong saw Gao Qiu, he read the letter from Liu Shiquan and thought to himself: "How can my family safely cover this Gao Qiu?

What if he is a A sincere and honest person can be allowed to come in and out of the house and teach the children to learn good things; but he is a helper, a poor and untrustworthy person, and he has committed a crime in the past and was disowned. The old nature of a person will change quickly. If he is kept at home, the children will not learn well.” , At that time, we had no choice but to stay at home and rest happily, and take care of food and drinks every day

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After staying there for more than ten days, Dong Jiangshi thought of a way out, bought a set of clothes, wrote a letter, and said to Gao Qiu:

"I am a little man. The light of a firefly can't shine brightly, so I might make a mistake. I recommend you and Xiao Su to be together soon. What do you think?

Gao Qiu was overjoyed and thanked General Dong for his appointment.

Dong Jiangshi personally wrote a letter and led Gao Qiu to the bachelor's residence.

The doorman forwarded the report.

Bachelor Su came out to meet Gao Qiu and read the book.

Knowing that Gao Qiu was originally a helper of idlers, he thought to himself: "How can I accommodate him here? Why not do it as a favor and let him

go to the palace of Prince Consort Jinqing to do it? Everyone called him the prince of the capital, and he was very happy with such a person." At that time, he returned to General Dong's letter and stayed with Gao Qiu in his mansion for one night.

The next day, he wrote a letter and asked someone to send Gao Qiu to the Taiwei of the small king's capital.

This Taiwei is the brother-in-law of Emperor Zhezong and the consort of Emperor Shenzong.

He likes romantic figures, and he uses such people. When he sees that Bachelor Su has sent Gao Qiu with a letter, he is overjoyed to see him.

He takes Gao Qiu into his residence. Be a follower.

Since then, Gao Qiu has been in the palace of Wang Duwei, coming in and out like a family member.

Since ancient times, there has been a saying: "The sun is far away and the sun is sparse, and the sun is close and the sun is close." Brother-in-law Duan Wang.

This King Duan is the eleventh son of Emperor Shenzong and the younger brother of Emperor Zhezong. He is currently in charge of Dongjia and ranks among the nine kings. He is a smart and handsome man

and a handsome man.

There is nothing that everyone does not know about, nothing that does not understand, and nothing that they do not love; it is just like playing music, chess, writing, and painting

It knows everything, even kicks Needless to say, playing with balls, tasting bamboo and stringing silk, playing music, singing and dancing.

On that day, a banquet was prepared in Wangduwei's mansion, and everything was prepared by water and land.

Please King Duan sit down in the middle, and the Taiwei will accompany you at the opposite table.

After drinking several glasses of wine and serving two sets of food, the king stood up and washed his hands. He occasionally came to the academy to rest for a while, and suddenly saw a pair of mutton-fat jade on the desk.

The paperweight lion is extremely well made, delicate and exquisite.

King Duan picked up the lion, looked at it without letting go, and said: "Okay!"

When Wang Duwei saw that King Duan loved it, he said: "There is another jade dragon. The pen holder was also made by this craftsman, but it is not in hand. I will pick it up tomorrow and send it to you." King Duan said with great joy: "Thank you very much for your kindness; I miss that pen holder. It must be better." Wang Duwei said: "Take it out and bring it to the palace tomorrow. I'll see you later." King Duan thanked him again.

The two are still seated.

Drink and feast until dusk, and then disperse when you are completely drunk.

King Duan said goodbye and returned to the palace.

The next day, Xiao Wang Du Taiwei took out the jade dragon penholder and two paperweights and jade lions, put them in a small target, wrapped them with Huangluo baggage

, and wrote a letter The letter was submitted, but Gao Qiu sent it.

Gao Qiu received the decree from Wang Duwei Jun and came straight to the palace with two kinds of jade utensils and a book in his arms.

Report the report to the court officials.

Not long after, the dean came out and asked: "Which mansion are you from?"

After Gao Qiu saluted, he replied: "The villain is the special prince in the palace of the king's consort?" Bring me the jade toy."

The court official said: "His Royal Highness is kicking balloons with the little boy in the middle of the court. You can go over there."

Gao Qiu said: "Bring me in." ."

The court official led him to the courtyard gate.

When Gao Qiu looked at it, he saw that King Duan was wearing a soft gauze Tang scarf on his head; he was wearing a purple embroidered dragon robe; his waist was tied with a pair of civil and military tassels; he pulled up the front of the embroidered dragon robe

He wears a pair of flying phoenix boots inlaid with gold threads, and three or five little ones, accompanied by cu-balloons.

Gao Qiu did not dare to rush over and stood behind the follower to wait for him.

It was also the time when Gao Qiu became prosperous, and good fortune came; the balloon soared into the air, but Duan Wang couldn't catch it, and rolled straight into the crowd to Gao Qiu's side.

When Gao Qiu saw the balloon coming, he also had the courage to kick Duan Wang back with a "Mandarin duck crutch".

When King Duan saw the great joy, he asked: "Who are you?"

Gao Qiu knelt forward and said: "The young one is personally accompanied by Wang Duwei; The envoy from the East sent two kinds of jade ornaments to the king. I have a letter to present here." After hearing this, King Duan said with a smile: "Brother-in-law is really great. Are you so worried?"

Gao Qiu took out the book and presented it.

King Duan opened the box and looked at the player.

Pass them all to the waiting officer and collect them.

King Duan did not care about the whereabouts of the jade toy, but first asked Gao Qiu: "So you know how to kick a balloon? What are you doing?" Gao Qiu

Kneel with his hands crossed He replied: "The younger one's name is Gao Qiu, and he can kick a few times randomly."

Duan Wang said: "Okay, you can come down and kick some."

Gao Qiu bowed and said, "What kind of person are you, young man, who dares to mess with King En?" "

Duan Wang said: "This is Qiyun Society, named Tianxiayuan, but why does it hurt. "

Gao Qiu bowed again and said, "How dare you. "

After saying goodbye three times and five times, King Duan insisted on him, so Gao Qiu had to kowtow to apologize and get off the ground.

After only a few kicks, King Duan applauded him, and Gao Qiu had to spend his whole life I tried my best to flatter King Duan. His identity, appearance, and this balloon were like glue stuck to his body! King Duan was so happy that he let Gao Qiu go back to the palace and stayed in the palace. The next day, a banquet was arranged, and Wang Duwei was specially invited to the palace.

But he said that Gao Qiu had not come back that night, and he was feeling suspicious. , I saw a report from Menzi the next day: "Nine kings sent people to deliver the order and invite the Taiwei to come to the palace for a banquet. "

Wang Duwei came out to see Ganren, read the order, then got on his horse, came to the front of the Nine Palaces, got off his horse, and entered the palace to see King Duan.

King Duan was overjoyed and thanked the two jade utensils. During the banquet, King Duan said: "This Gao Qiu can kick a ball very well.

I want to ask for this. How about being a personal follower? "

Wang Duwei replied: "Since His Highness wants to use this person, he will stay in the palace to serve His Highness. ”

The king was overjoyed and thanked each other with cups in his hands.

The two chatted for a while, and when the banquet broke up in the evening, Captain Wang returned to the Prince Consort’s Mansion without further ado.

Since King Duan asked Gao Qiu to be his companion, he stayed in the palace to stay and eat.

Since then, King Duan has been following him every day.

Within two months, Emperor Zhezong had no prince, so the civil and military officials discussed and appointed Prince Duan as the emperor, and named him Huizong, who was the leader of Yuqing, Wei Daojun. /p>

After he ascended the throne, he had nothing to do. Suddenly one day, he said to Gao Qiu: "I want to promote you, but you must have some merit before you can be promoted.

Teach the Privy Council and you first Enter the name. ”

He was just a person who moved with him.

Within half a year after being kidnapped, Gao Qiu was promoted to the position of Taiwei in the palace.

Gao Qiu has to be a Taiwei, so he chooses an auspicious day to go to the palace commander's house to take up his post.

All the officials, generals, governors, supervisors, horsemen, etc. are here. When paying homage, each submitted his or her handbook and announced his name.

The commander-in-chief of the High Palace passed by one by one, and he only owed Wang Jin, the leader of the 800,000-strong Forbidden Army, - half a month. Before, he had symptoms of illness in the

officials and had not recovered from the illness.

He had never been in charge of the yamen.

The commander-in-chief Gao Dian was furious and shouted: "Nonsense." ! Now that the manuscript has been presented, is it not that guy who is resisting the government and trying to frustrate his subordinates? This person

is trying to cure his illness at home! Bring it to me quickly! ”

Immediately sent people to Wang Jin’s house to arrest Wang Jin.

It is said that Wang Jin has no wife, only an old mother, who is over sixty years old.

The leader and instructor Wang Jin said: "Now that Gao Dianshuai has just taken office, I can't order you. The military chief reported that he was sick at home. I saw that he had symptoms of illness in the official. Gao Dianshuai was anxious. How can I believe it? , I will definitely take you, just because the teacher is pretending to be ill at home. The coach has no choice but to go away

for once; if he doesn't go, he will definitely bring trouble to the villain. ”

After Wang Jin heard this, he had to come despite his illness. Before entering the palace, he saw the Taiwei, bowed four times, bowed and sang a song, then stood up

On one side.

Gao Qiu said: "Is that guy of yours the son of Du Jun's leader Wang Sheng? "

Wang Jin reported: "That's a villain.

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Gao Qiu shouted: "This guy! Your father sells medicine on the street using flower sticks! What kind of martial arts can you spare? The former official has no eyes, and I want to serve as your instructor

How dare you underestimate me and not pay attention to me! Who do you rely on to persuade me to stay at home and be happy? "Wang Jin complained:

"How dare you, a villain? In fact, the disease has not been cured. "

Taiwei Gao cursed: "Thieves support the army! If you are sick, how do you get it? "

Wang Jin said again: "The captain calls me, I dare not not come." "

Gao Dianshuai was furious and ordered: "Left and right!" Take it! Come on, fight me! ”

Many of the tooth generals were good friends with Wang Jin, so they had no choice but to complain to the military commander: “Today is a good day for the Taiwei to take office, so I can avoid this.

This time . "

Captain Gao shouted: "You are a thief! Let’s see how the generals will forgive you today! I’ll ignore you tomorrow! "Wang Jin thanked him

After he finished his crime, he got up and looked up. He recognized it was Gao Qiu. When he came out of the yamen, he sighed and said, "My life is hard to save now! I said

He is a high-ranking handsome man, but he turns out to be a second-year high school student from Ensha in Tokyo! Bixian once learned how to use a stick, but my father knocked him over with a stick.

I will not be able to rest for three to four months. Because of this grudge, he became prosperous today and became the Taiwei of the palace commander's palace. He was waiting to take revenge. I don’t want to belong to him

His control! Since ancient times, there has been a saying: "Don't be afraid of officials, just be afraid of management." How can I fight with him? What should I do? "When I returned home, I was so bored that I told my mother that I knew about it.

The mother and son held their heads and cried.

The mother said: "I Son, "Thirty-six, walking is the best." I'm afraid there will be nowhere to go! "

Wang Jin said: "Mother is right. The son thought about it and thought about it in the same way. Only Yan'an Prefecture's Lao Zhongjinglue Xianggong was guarding the border area

Many of his officers had been to the capital, and they loved their sons with guns and sticks, so why not flee and join them? It is a place where people can live and work.

"

At that time, the mother and son made a decision.

His mother said again: "My son, you and I want to go privately. I'm afraid that the two card soldiers in front of the door are the palace commanders. The government has assigned you to serve you. If he

finds out about it, he will not be able to escape. "

Wang Jin said: "It doesn't matter. Don't worry, mother, your son will deal with him in his own right. "

It was still dark at night.

Wang Jin first called Zhang Pai in and handed over: "You have some dinner first, and I will leave you to work." "

Zhang Zhang said: "Where will the instructor go to the villain? "

Wang Jin said: "Because I was ill the day before yesterday, I made a wish to burn incense in the Yue Temple outside the jujube gate. I will burn incense sticks tomorrow morning. You can go to the temple tonight to distribute the blessings and teach him to open the temple door early the next day. When I come to burn incense sticks, I will sacrifice three animals to King Liu and Li. Just rest in the temple and wait for me. ”

He agreed with a card, had dinner first, called for resettlement, and went to visit the temple.

That night, mother and son packed their luggage and clothes, and made a load of silver taels. He was kidnapped; he put two more bags on the camel and tied them to the horse.

At the fifth watch, when it was still dark, Wang Jin called Li Pai and said: "You and I will take these coins to the Yue Temple and play cards

Buy three animals, cook them and wait there; I will buy some paper candles and will come later. ”

Li Pai took the silver and went to the temple.

Wang Jin went to prepare the horse, led it out of the back trough, put the bag and bag on the camel, and tied the rope. After being tied tightly and held outside the back door, he helped his mother to get on the horse. All the heavy items in the house were thrown away. He locked the front and back doors and carried the load, followed behind the horse. When the sky was still dark at the fifth watch, I took advantage of the situation and went out of Xihua Gate to look for Yan'an Mansion. The cocoon soldiers bought blessings and cooked them, but they didn't come when they were waiting at the temple. /p>

Li Pai was anxious. When he walked back home to look for her, he found that the door was locked and there was no way out. After searching for a long time, there was no one there.

Looking at the cards that night, I found out that there was suspicion about the cards in the Yue Temple, so I rushed home and spent the evening looking for Li cards.

Looking at the darkness, they saw that he did not come back that night, and his mother was missing.

The next day, the two Paijun went to visit his relatives' house, but found nowhere.

The two of them were afraid of getting involved, so they had to go to the Palace Commander's Mansion to report: "Teacher Wang has abandoned his home and is on the run, and mother and son are nowhere to be found."

Captain Gao informed him and said angrily: " The bandits are on the run, let's see where they are going!"

I then took the documents and went to all the prefectures to capture the fugitive Wang Jin.

It’s no big deal that the two of them are the first to file a lawsuit and be exempted from their guilt.

It is said that Teacher Wang, mother and son, left Tokyo, so they were inevitably hungry and thirsty for food, and they stayed in Xiaoxing at night.

We were on the road for more than a month. Suddenly one day, it was getting late. Wang Jin followed his mother’s horse with a load, and said to his mother:

“It’s getting late. How pitiful! I am so ashamed that my mother and son escaped from this trap! We are not far from Yan'an Mansion, and Captain Gao will be gone."

The mother and son were so happy that they unconsciously missed the place where they stayed on the road. "After walking all night, I didn't come across a village. Where would be a good place to stay?..." He ignored it. There, I saw a light flashing in the woods in the distance.

Wang Jin looked at it and said: "Okay! Zhemo will go there to accompany you carefully. Stay overnight and leave early tomorrow."

At that time, he went into the forest to take a look. , but it is a large village courtyard, surrounded by earth walls, but there are two to three hundred large willow trees outside the walls.

At that time, Teacher Wang came to the village and knocked on the door for a long time, only to see a guest coming out.

Wang Jin put down his burden and saluted him.

The villager asked, "What do you want to do with me?" After arriving at the hotel, I went to Bacun and stayed at your hotel for a night. I will pay the rent as usual. "

The banker replied: "In that case, wait a moment, and I will ask the owner of the village, Grand Duke. It's okay to rest if you are willing."

Wang Jin said again: "Brother It's convenient."

After the villager had been in for a long time, he came out and said, "The master of the village will teach you two to come in."

Wang Jin asked his mother to get off the horse.

Wang Jin took the burden and led the horse. He followed the village guest to the threshing field, rested the burden, and tied the horse to a willow tree.

The mother and son came up to the thatched cottage to see the Grand Duke.

The Taigong was nearly sixty years old, with white beard and hair. He wore a warm hat to cover the dust, a straight-seam wide shirt, a soap silk strip tied around his waist, and mature shoes

Leather boots.

Wang Jin bowed to him when he saw him.

Tai Gong said quickly: "Guests, please stop paying homage. You are travelers, you have been working hard, so please sit down for a while."

After Wang Jin, his son and his mother said the courtesy, they all sat down.

Tai Gong asked: "Where are you from? How did you get here so late?"

Wang Jin replied: "The villain's surname is Zhang. He was originally from the capital. Because of the news I have lost all my money and have nothing to use, so I want to go to Yan'an Mansion to seek refuge with my relatives. I don't want to miss my hotel because of my busy schedule today, so I want to stay at your hotel for the night and leave early the next day. The rent will be paid according to the regulations."

Tai Gongdao said, "It doesn't matter. How dare you, mother and son, leave the house alone?"

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--Call the banker,--"arrange a meal."

After a while, a table was set up in the hall.

The banker brought out a bucket of plates, four kinds of vegetables, and a plate of beef, and placed them on the table. He boiled the wine and sieved it.

Tai Gong said: "We don't treat each other well in the village, so don't be surprised.

Wang Jin stood up and thanked him: "A villain mother and son disturb each other for no reason. It is difficult to repay this kindness." "

Taiyi said: "Don't say that, and please have a drink. ”

While he persuaded Wang Jin to drink five or seven glasses of wine, he brought out the food, and the two of them ate and cleared the dishes. The grandpa got up and led Wang Jin, mother and son to the guest room to rest.

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Wang Jin told him: "The little man's mother rides on his head and takes care of him. He begs for fodder and pays for it." "

Tai Gongyi: "It doesn't matter. I also have mules and horses in my family, and I teach the villagers to lead them out of the back trough and feed them at once. "

Wang Jin thanked him and carried the load to the guest room.

The guest lit the lamp and brought some soup to wash his feet.

The grandfather went back inside.

Wang Jin, mother and son, thanked the guest, closed the door, and went to rest.

The next day, they slept until dawn and did not get up.

The owner of the village, the Grand Duke, came to the guest room and heard Wang Jin’s mother calling in the room.

The Grand Duke asked, "Sir, are you feeling better at Tianxiao?" "

Wang Jin heard this and hurriedly came out of the room to see the Grand Duke. He saluted and said, "I've been up for a long time, little man. It's really inappropriate

to cause so much disturbance at night. "

Tai Gong asked: "Who calls out like this? "

Wang Jin said: "To be honest, Grandpa said that my mother was tired from working hard on the saddle and horse, and she suffered from heartache last night. "

Tai Gong said: "In that case, guests, don't worry, I will teach your mother to stay in my village for a few days. I have a cure for heartache

I asked Zhuang Ke to go to the county to collect medicine for your old mother to take. Teach him to rest assured and take his breath slowly. ”

Wang Jin thanked him.

Humble and leave Xu Fan.

From then on, Wang Jin, mother and son, stayed at Taigong Manor.

After taking the medicine, he stayed for five or seven days.

When his mother recovered from her illness, Wang Jin went to the trough to look after the horses. A young man was naked, with a green dragon tattooed on his body, and the silver plate looked like a dough.

He was about eighteen or nineteen years old. He was holding a stick there.

Wang Jin looked at it for a long time. Unconsciously, he said: "This stick is good, but it has flaws, so it cannot win against a true hero. "

The young man was furious when he heard this and shouted: "Who are you? How dare you laugh at my abilities! I have gone through seven or eight famous teachers.

If I don’t believe it, it’s better than you! Do you dare to cross paths with me? "

Before he could finish talking, the Grand Duke came and shouted to the young man: "Don't be rude! "

The young man said: "This guy is laughing at my stick skills! "

Too fair: "Can the guest know how to use a gun and a stick? "

Wang Jin said: "I know quite a bit. May I ask the superior, who is this descendant? "

Tai Gongdao: "He is the old man's son. "

Wang Jin said: "Since he is a minor official in the house, if he likes to learn, how about the villain teaching him to behave properly? ”

Tai Gongdao: “It’s very good when you are lying on the ground.” ”

Then he taught the young man: “Come and worship the master.” "

If the young man was willing to worship, he became angrier and said in his heart: "Dad, don't listen to this guy's nonsense! If he wins my stick, I

will worship him as my teacher! "

Wang Jindao: "If a small official is not serious, he will use his stick to show off his skills. "

The young man held a stick in the open space and turned it like a windmill, and said to Wang Jin: "Come here! Come on! I'm afraid you're not a good man

Han! "

Wang Jin just smiled and refused to take action.

Tai Gongdao said: "My guest, since you are willing to teach the naughty boy, why not use a stick?

Wang Jin smiled and said, "I'm afraid I won't look good when I bump into you."

"

Tai Gongyi: "It doesn't matter; if he loses his limbs, it's his own fault. "

Wang Jin said: "Anger is rude. "

He went to the gun rack and took a stick in his hand, and came to the open space to show off.

The young man took a look and rolled in with the stick. , ran towards Wang Jin.

Wang Jin dragged the stick on the ground and left.

The young man turned around and rushed in.

The stick was expected to come down in the open space.

When the junior saw the stick coming, he used the stick to block it.

Wang Jin did not knock down the stick, but looked at the junior. Li Zhi hit the future, only once.

The young man threw the stick aside and fell to the ground.

Wang Jin quickly put away the stick and stepped forward to hold it. Said: "Don't be weird, don't be weird. "

The young man was about to get up, and he went to set up a stool nearby for the king to sit on. Then he bowed and said, "I have been to many masters in vain. It turns out that I didn't come straight at all. ! Master, I have no choice but to ask for advice! "

Wang Jin said: "My mother and son have been disturbing the house here for days. We have no favor to repay, so we should do our best. ”

The Taigong was overjoyed. He taught the young man to wear clothes and sat down together in the back hall. He asked the village guest to kill a sheep, arranged wine, food and fruits

and so on, so he invited Wang Jin His mother went to the banquet together.

The four of them sat down and drank wine. "I don't know Taishan." My surname is not Zhang, I am Wang Jin, the instructor of the 800,000 Imperial Guards in Tokyo.

This gun and stick are used all day long. Because the newly appointed Gao Taiwei was overthrown by his late father, and now he is the Taiwei of the palace commander's palace, he harbors an old grudge. He wants to do nothing to Wang Jin. The villain is not in his charge, so he will fight with him. No, the mother and son had no choice but to flee to Yan'an Mansion and entrust Lao Zhongjing with his husband's business. I don't want to come here, but my elders, father and son, treat her like this; and I saved my old mother from falling ill, and I have to take care of her for days, which is very inappropriate. Since the young master is willing to learn, the villain will devote himself to teaching. It's just that all your master has learned is flower sticks, which are just for fun and useless in battle. The villain taught him again. "

When the Grand Duke saw what he had said, he said: "My son, did you know that you lost? Come and worship Master again. "

The young man worshiped Wang Jin again.

Taigong said: "Here comes the instructor: The old man's ancestral home is on the border of Huayin County, with Shaohua Mountain in front of him. This village is called Shijia Village. There are always three to four hundred families in the village named Shi. The old man's son had not been engaged in farming since he was a child, but only loved to stab with spears and sticks. His mother said that he couldn't do it, and she died of anger. The old man had no choice but to follow his own whim, and spent an unknown amount of money to invest in his master to teach him. He also asked a master craftsman to embroider his body with nine dragons on his shoulders and chest. People all over the county call him Jiuwenlong Shijin. Since the coach is here today

it would be great if he succeeds in one shot. The old man deserves a heavy reward. "Wang Jin said with great joy: "Grandpa, don't worry; since you said so, the villain immediately taught your son a lesson and then left. ”

From that day on, they ate wine and food, leaving Instructor Wang, mother and son, in the village.

Shi Jin asked Instructor Wang to teach him eighteen martial arts every day, one by one. Reinstruction.

It’s no surprise that Shi Taigong went to Huayin County to take charge of the affairs.

Unexpectedly, more than half a year has passed.

There are eighteen kinds of martial arts in the history - spear, hammer, bow, crossbow, gun, whip, slip, sword, chain, axe, ax and sword, halberd, cards, stick and spear, Pa, ..Learned everything skillfully

Thanks to Wang Jin’s careful guidance, every piece has its secrets.

When Wang Jin saw that he had learned well, he thought that although it was good to stay here, it was just not good. One day, he remembered that Xiang Ci wanted to go to Yan'an Mansion.

Shi Jin was willing to let it go and said: "Master only lives here. I can support your mother and son for the rest of my life, which is more or less

good."

Wang Jindao: "My dear brother, Duo Mengzi has good intentions, and this is very good. I am afraid that Captain Gao will come after me and burden you, so I shouldn't be safe. This is a dilemma. I am determined to go. The Yan'an Prefecture is engaged in activities at Lao Zhongjing's headquarters. It is a guarding side court. When it comes to employing people, it is enough to settle down and live in peace. I had to arrange a banquet to see him off, and brought out a plate - two jokes, one hundred taels of silver

- to thank the teacher.

Shi Jin packed up his burden. After preparing their horses, mother and son bid farewell to Taigong Shi.

Wang Jin asked his mother to ride a horse, hoping to set off on the road to Yan'an Mansion.

Shi Jin asked the banker to pick up the burden and escorted him ten miles away, feeling reluctant to leave.

Shi Jin said goodbye to his master at that time, broke up with tears, and returned to Zhuangke.

Coach Wang still shouldered the burden, followed the horse, and the mother and son took the Guanxi Road by themselves.

In humble circumstances, the king went in to serve in the army.

It’s just that when Shi Jin returned to the village, he just worked hard every day; he was still in his prime and had no children, so he got up in the middle of the night to practice martial arts

During the day, he only Zhuang shoots his bow and moves his horse.

In less than half a year, Shi Jin's father, Taigong, fell ill and was unable to survive for several days.

Shi Jin sent people from far and near to ask doctors for treatment, but they could not be cured.

Alas, the Grand Duke is dead.

Shi Jin prepared the coffin and the burial, asked the monks to do some good deeds, followed the seven rituals, and extricated the Grand Duke; he also asked the Taoist priests to set up a fasting ritual and pray for salvation

Ascend to heaven, and did ten more The meritorious deeds were done well, and an auspicious day was chosen for the funeral and burial. All four hundred historians and villagers came to pay their respects to him, and he was buried in the ancestral grave on the west mountain of the village.

No one has taken care of the business since Shi Jin entered the house.

Shi Jin did not want to work in farming. He only wanted to find people to support his family and compete with guns and sticks.

Three or four months have passed since Taigong Shi died.

It was mid-June, and the summer was scorching hot. On that day, Shi Jin had nothing to do, so he made a bed and sat under the willow tree in the wheat field to enjoy the coolness.

The wind came through the pine forest opposite, and Shi Jin cheered: "What a cool breeze!"

While enjoying the coolness, he saw a man looking around.

Shi Jin shouted: "It's troublesome! Who's in charge of Zhang Anzhuang?"

Shi Jin jumped up, turned around behind the tree, and when he took a look, he recognized it was an Orion rabbit. Li Ji.

Shi Jin shouted: "Li Ji, what are you doing in my village? Could it be that you are here to care about your toes!"

Li Ji stepped forward and said, "Da Lang, the villain wants to The young man Qiu Yilang was enjoying a bowl of wine in the village. He saw the elder man enjoying the cool air and did not dare to come and attack him. "Shi Jin said, "Let me ask you this: you usually just do it. Bring some game to my farm to sell, and I’ve never lost money to you. How can you never sell it to me again? "

Li Ji replied. Said: "How dare you, little man? There has never been game, so I dare not come here."

Shi Jin said: "Nonsense! Shaohua Mountain is so big and the land is so vast. I don't believe there are no deer or rabbits?"

Li Jidao: "Da Lang didn't know it before. Now there is a group of strong men on the mountain. They have set up a stronghold and there are five or seven hundred people gathered there

There are hundreds of good horses. The first king is called "Shenji Military Advisor" Zhu Wu, the second is called "Tiaojian Tiger" Chen Da, and the third is called "White Flower Snake" Yang Chun: these three. To beat the head and rob the house.

Huayin County couldn't ban him, so they offered a reward of three thousand guans to summon people to capture him. Who dares to go up and get him? Therefore, the little people don’t dare to go up the mountain to catch game, so beg it and sell it! "

Shi Jin said: "I have also heard that there are strong men. I didn't want those guys to make such a fuss. It's bound to be annoying. Li Ji, if you have any game in the future, please bring it. "

Li Ku sang and went away.

Shi Jin returned to the front of the hall and thought, "These guys are causing trouble, so they must come to trouble the village." That being the case. . . "Then he asked the villager to pick out two fat buffaloes and kill them. The village had good wine made by himself. He first burned a lot of "shunliu paper" and then asked the villager to invite the villagers.

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Three to four hundred Shijia villagers in the village sat down in front of their family in the thatched cottage, and taught the villagers to drink wine. Shi Jin said to everyone:

"I heard that there are three people on Shaohua Mountain. A strong man gathered five to seven hundred minions to raid homes and rob houses. Since these guys are making a big deal, they will definitely come to our village sooner or later to make noise. I specially invite all of you to discuss this matter. If the boys come, each family will be prepared. When the clappers are played on my village, all of you can come to the rescue with guns and sticks. The same goes for your families if they have something to do. Help each other, protect the village. If the force comes, I will take care of it. "

The crowd said: "We, the village farmers, only rely on Da Lang to make the decision. Who dares not to come when the clapper rings. ”

Everyone thanked the wine that night and dispersed to go home and prepare their equipment.

From then on, Shi Jin repaired the walls of the entrance, arranged the courtyard, set up several bangs, and tied the corsets. A, use swords and horses to guard against thieves

Kou, no problem.