Cute and humorous jokes (selected 7 1 sentence)

1, people who eat mixed foods tend to live longer.

2. Watch Korean dramas and change husbands.

3, want good skin, fry every day.

Life is great, but death is cheap.

5. The taller the stationmaster, the farther he urinates.

6, listen to your words, go home and bake sweet potatoes.

7, the world is very big, the house just doesn't reduce the price.

8. What people fear most is not death, but regret.

9, hooligans are not terrible, afraid that hooligans have culture.

10, the customer is a fart, let him go.

1 1, a successful mother is failure, and a successful father is sweat.

12, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Too many people despise me. Who are you?

14, women like bad men and don't like bad men.

15. Thank those who have hurt us and made them feel guilty.

16, if beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime.

17, men should have the affinity of women and earn more money.

18, not because of forgetting, but because of memory.

19, good horses don't eat grass, so good horses always go hungry.

20, life, easy. Life is simple. Life is not easy.

2 1. Knowing that it is so difficult to find a girlfriend, I will get engaged to a young marriage.

22. Let me live in your heart or in your quilt.

23. I have been putting up with being handsome at this age. I'm so tired.

24, like a photo, the Olympics, you think you are visiting Taobao.

25. A handsome man like me can only get used to it.

26. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate and I have a deskmate?

27. A star can be more famous if he is naked, but I was caught naked!

28. You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

29. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

30. Forgive those poor people who are arrogant. After all, they are blind!

3 1, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of happiness.

32. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, while negative thinking leads to a negative life.

33. Getting married means wearing cotton-padded clothes freely. It is inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

34. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime. Want to sleep at other times.

Online and stealth are the same this year. Nobody will talk to you.

36. Men are not bitter. Don't suffer with the women in your life.

37. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

38. A person with faith develops more power than a person with only interest.

Don't feel inferior, you are no more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you.

40. When looking for a partner, don't look at how good the other person is, look at how good the other person is to you.

4 1, maybe you are too cute, maybe I like it too much, anyway, I want to sleep with you.

42. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it is right or wrong to decide to come to earth.

43, love is a person's heart, marriage is a person's heart, love is a person's heart.

44. If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off.

45. My mother asked me why I didn't clean the room and joked that I was a beautiful woman in a messy room.

46. Go beyond yourself, challenge yourself, challenge weaknesses, challenge laziness and challenge bad habits.

47. Being chased by others may not prove that you are beautiful, but you may know that you are so coquettish!

I've done many stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it self-confidence.

49. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

50. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the river at the same time, would you be my girlfriend?

5 1. Sometimes, watching some cute jokes can relieve a person's nervousness and bring pleasant effects.

52. Friends around me should become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

53. It's naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know to look through photo albums.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is flat.

55, look at the nose in the middle, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, and no bangs look at the five senses. I am suitable for facial mask!

56, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds!

57. Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry, be good to women and be casual to men.

58. People who care about you will reply to your message no matter how busy they are. People who don't care about you, the signal in the grave is not very good!

59. Two farmers brag-all the chickens on our farm eat tea and tea eggs. Our farm gives the chicken a wallet to lay poached eggs, hellip.

60. It's interesting that people always say that I have a bad temper. It would be great if someone like me had a good temper.

6 1, pigs have pig ideas, and people also have ideas. If a pig has an idea, it's not a pig, it's Bajie!

62. What a nuisance! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

63. God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will?

64. Obstacles and failures are the most stable stepping stones to success. If you are willing to learn and use them, you can cultivate success from failure.

65. It is normal to eat the metal wire to wash the pot for breakfast, which shows that our logistics is strictly in accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking.

66. The function of eyelashes should be to prevent things from entering your eyes, but when I feel uncomfortable, it is mostly because eyelashes have entered my eyes.

67. Just now, I heard two pupils outside the door saying: Soon! Too soon! Great! So I silently took it away and turned off wifi. What a happy day!

68. Is money important? I think sometimes it doesn't matter. I can't believe I threw you into a nobody's land. Ten days later, I will choose one million yuan and a bowl of rice for you. You will definitely choose rice!

69. Starbucks is a coffee shop-themed studio. KFC McDonald's is a public toilet with the theme of fast food restaurant, and the school is a marriage agency with the theme of learning.

70. A person wants mediocrity, and there are few obstacles; There are many obstacles for a person to stand out. Many mediocre people have a harmonious relationship with people around them, and many excellent people have a tense relationship with people around them.

7 1. As a mobile phone, is it easy for me to support you? I give you so much pocket money every month and play with you every day. You wouldn't rob someone if they gave you a red envelope. Let me poke you in the head. You moved, embarrassing your mobile phone? Go ahead!