Let people see a very funny joke.

1. Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! 」

(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it. 」

"How do you know? 」

"She didn't call names. 」

Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )

3. There are two * * * sightseeing tours to * * * Izu Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists: Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue. 」

(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you. )

Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" ! The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world! 」

(Note: As elders, people not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also have a narrower definition of success. )

An Obasan saw two identical bracelets in a jewelry store. One is priced in 550 yuan, and the other is only priced in 250 yuan. She was so happy that she immediately bought a bracelet from 250 yuan and proudly walked out of the shop. Before going out, I heard the clerk inside quietly say to another clerk, "Look, this trick works every time. 」

(Note: Temptation, like bait, can easily make many people show their greedy nature, but that is often the beginning of being cheated. )

6. Beggar: "Can you give me a hundred dollars? Passerby: I only have eighty dollars. Beggar: Then you owe me twenty dollars! 」

(Note: Some people always feel that God owes them. They always think that God has not given them enough or good enough, and greed has replaced gratitude. )

7. In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I asked you why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. 」

(Note: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Straighten the tofu. Ouch, the pot is crooked! ""please shut up! My wife blurted out, "I know how to cook. "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving. 」

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )

9. At the graduation ceremony, the headmaster announced that the first student in the whole grade came to the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive shouts, the students slowly walked onto the stage. Later, the teacher asked the students, "What's the matter? Are you sick? Still didn't hear clearly? " The student replied, "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly." How many people are bound by fame and fortune, and how many people are bound? We are educated to live up to expectations and excel, but only a few people live up to expectations, and the silent public is still the majority after all. Think about it, isn't it exciting to have so many people like you and me? )

10, a bus full of passengers is driving fast down the downhill road, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car.

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )