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There is a line in one of Zhao Benshan's sketches: You think I don't know you when I wear a vest! What's the name of this sketch?

hourly worker

"Hourly worker" lines:

Zhao: My back hurts when I sleep, and I feel queasy when I eat. What's the matter? I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and I have got it. What is happiness? A: Happiness is pain.

Song: Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to order songs, some people spend money on beauty, and some people spend money on massage. Today, I have a good job and someone pays me to chat with people.

Zhao: Oh, my son said to find someone for me to arrive at nine o'clock.

Song: This place beats around the bush. This is the right place. Ding dong.

Zhao: Who is it?

Song: A Mei.

Zhao: Who?

Song: It's me, big brother.

Zhao: Oh, my God, it's sweet in a low voice. The sugar content is quite high, at least four plus signs. (opens the door) Oh, my God, this little old lady with a low voice.

Song: You're welcome. Call your elder sister and ask your mother to do anything. Are you alone in this room?

Zhao: There is also a puppy in that house.

Song: That's you.

Zhao: Huh?

Song: Your son said that the countdown started when I went out. There was a traffic jam on the road just now. It's fifteen minutes before an hour. Come on, ah.

Zhao: What are you doing?

Song: Our aim is to be positive and enthusiastic, and exchange my sincerity for your smile. Come on, I'll take it off first.

Zhao: Big sister, big sister.

Song: Hurry up, there is no time.

Zhao: No, you don't understand. What are you doing?

Song: Sit down.

Zhao: Impossible.

Song: You sit down first.

Zhao: Sister. I have a bad heart.

Song: Shy. Ok, I'll give you two humorous intellectual questions first. First, I will test your IQ. Second, let me ease the awkward atmosphere. Listen, it's funny. For example, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in an ice box? Ha ha ha ha, three steps. Step one, open the refrigerator door, step two, put the elephant in, and step three (sán), close the refrigerator door.

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The cast of The Hour Worker:

1, Zhao Benshan

Zhao Benshan, 1957, 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province on 2 October. He is a comedian, a national first-class actor, a sketch artist, a professor of Errenzhuan in Northeast China, a member of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of China Quyi Artists Association, a member of all-china youth federation and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.

2016 65438+1on October 25th, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the presidium of the 8th Quyi Artists Association.

1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings, which became famous at one fell swoop.

1990 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and 15 won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.

In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "green duet" and founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage" featuring the performance of "green duet".

20 1 1 Last appearance in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing "You at the same table".

20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.

20 14 served as deputy director and director of language programs of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

20 16 starred in the new year movie "Happy New Year".

20 17 starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".

2. Song Dandan

Song Dandan, 196 1, born in Beijing on August 25th, is an actress in Chinese mainland, and a national first-class dramatist in Beijing People's Art Theatre.

198 1, Song Dandan was admitted to the performance training class of Beijing People's Art Theatre.

1983 Stay in Beijing People's Art Theatre as an actor.

1986 The film "Crescent Moon" won the Italian Silver Award at the 4 1 Salerni tanasa Leno International Film Festival.

1989 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, playing the sketch "Lazy Man Dating" Wei Shufen, 1994 starred in China's first large-scale indoor sitcom "I Love My Family" and played No.1 Ping An.

20 12 in may, Wang Shuhua, the mother who plays the heroine in "the happy life of golden wolf", was rated as "the mother on the tip of the tongue" by netizens.

20 1 3 February1the 20th session of the 11th national Committee of China people's political consultative conference was approved as a member of the 12th national Committee.