Joke master and apprentice

It is said that the Tang Priest and his disciples went to a place to spend the night, but the master wouldn't let them. Wukong scolded a few words, and the Tang Priest said, "Wukong! Don't be rude Oh, old man, I'm a native of Datang Dongtu, and I passed by here today. I don't know if the old man can open the door conveniently ... Old man, please don't insult me again ... Old man, please don't pestle the poor monk with a cane ... Old man, please calm down ... Old man, can you touch me again? ..... Oh, my Cao? Wukong! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are going too, knock out your teeth and punch a hole in your leg, and it will be discounted! Good! "

It is said that Tang Priest and his disciples met several people on their way to learn from the scriptures. Wukong is a bastard! Don't do this! Those benefactors are not monsters. How can you persist in teaching and kill people at will? ! ..... oh? Are they businessmen who buy land in Gai Lou? Amitabha-Jason Wu, help me hold the five Buddha crowns for my teacher; Wukong, lend the golden hoop to the teacher! No, Bajie, give me your rake! You son of a bitch ...

Legend has it that when Tang Priest and his disciples were trying to fetch scriptures, Tang Priest was taken away by monsters, and Wukong saved him. After being saved, Tang Priest said, Wukong! You are Po Hou! Thanks to your mother and uncle, otherwise I'll see how the teacher scolds you! How many fucking times have I told you, but after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, wait for my signal to save me! Don't giggle! When you look at being a teacher, you get soft every time you suddenly break in. Do this a few times and you will never be a teacher again. What a pity! Wukong loves his disciples. Look at the teacher's tears and swear it won't happen again, okay?