Is there anything about the Chinese and Japanese? An American joke?

A complete collection of American, Chinese and Japanese jokes

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese are walking in the desert,

walking I saw a bottle, opened the cork and floated out a man.

The man said: "I am a god, I can grant three wishes of each of you!"

The Americans were the first to rush to say: "My first wish is to have a lot of money."

The fairy said: "This is simple, it will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish."

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The American said: "I want a lot of money!"

After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." "

The god said: "No problem."

So the Americans returned to the United States with a lot of money.

The god asked the Japanese again.

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The Japanese said: "I want a beautiful woman!"

The god gave him a beautiful woman.

The Japanese said again: I want a beautiful woman!"

The gods also satisfied him and gave him beautiful women...

The Japanese finally said: "Send me back to Japan."

After the gods sent the Japanese back to their country Ask the Chinese what he wants.

The Chinese said: "Let me have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The god gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!"

The god asked him what his third wish was.

The Chinese said: "I really miss the Japanese and Americans. Yes, get them all back."

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The Japanese and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking

While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another man emerged.

The man said: "I am the apprentice of the god just now, and my magic power is not as strong as his.

So I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The Japanese and the Americans think it is best to let the Chinese speak first,

so as not to be criticized by him again later. Get it back.

So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The gods fulfilled his wish.

Japanese and Americans People urged the Chinese to tell the second wish quickly.

After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods in a leisurely manner: "Okay, it's okay, you can go away."

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The Americans and Japanese continued to trek with the Chinese angrily.

While walking, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, it floated out. Come alone,

The man said: "I am the apprentice of that immortal apprentice, and I can only fulfill one wish of each of you!"

The Americans hurriedly said: "I never want to see that Chinese man again."

The god said, "Okay." Then he turned to the Japanese and asked, "Where's yours?" "

The Japanese hurriedly said: "I don't want to see that Chinese anymore."

The fairy said: "Okay." Then turned to the Chinese and asked: "You What about? "

The Chinese said: "None of what they said counts"

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So the Americans and Japanese followed the Chinese with gritted teeth,

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While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out.

The person said: "I am the apprentice of the apprentice of that fairy. I I can only fulfill one wish of the three of you!"

The Americans and Japanese shouted in unison: "What the Chinese said means nothing."

The man said: "Okay." So he turned around and asked the Chinese: "What do you want to say?" "

The Chinese said: "Let them all go back to their respective countries, and don't follow me and suffer."

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle, but they were all captured by a cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I don't want to eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows. But in the future Before you hit the board, you can have a wish come true. The American was the first to hit the board. He said, "Before I hit the board, put 10 cushions on my butt." After the boards fell like raindrops, the previous 70 boards were just enough. The seat cushion was smashed and then there was blood... After the American was beaten, he touched his butt and walked away. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for 10 mattresses, 1, 2, 3... After 100 beatings, the Japanese got up, patted their butts and said nothing. With a bad mouth, he boasted about his ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on the mat for me."...

There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese sitting on a plane. The plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight. The captain announced that one person had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the plane The Americans showed their personal heroism and walked to the plane hatch and shouted: Long live the United States and the nations! ! Then he jumped! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced again: The weight was still too heavy, so I had to jump off alone! So the Germans stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire! He also jumped down! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: No, it's still too heavy, and one more person must jump out! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the plane hatch. The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly: Good brother, I will never forget you! The Chinese people shouted: Long live the Republic of China! ! Then he kicked the Japanese down! ! ......