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Is it reasonable for Lu Junyi to practice martial arts at home?
When Lu Junyi was captured alive by Liang Shanbo, he used Purdue. Lu Junyi was still using Purdue when he was working with Shiwan as a bus driver! Chu Xiaoer couldn't help asking: Can Lu Junyi use a stick? Liangshan hero drove Lu Junyi out of the water like a cat playing with a mouse. Zhang Shun poured water into his stomach and captured him alive. I don't see at all what he can do.
Lu Junyi's invasion of Shi Wengong was actually a joke: Songjiang and Wuyuan attacked a small head city, and Shi Wengong ran around and was beaten out of the water. Finally, he was put into Wuyuan's decorative pocket in advance, making it easy for Lu Junyi to "cut his hair and enter Confucianism". Because of his above reasons, he was the head of the family, including his daughter-in-law, but he saved him and hired a housekeeper. Li Lai ruined it and almost killed him. This is because his IQ and EQ are limited, but he was negligent and paid a heavy price. Perhaps it was fate that forced him to go to Liangshan. . . .
But I think Liu Junyi is the first martial artist in Liangshan. I dare not say, but he is quite kung fu. In this respect, Liu Junyi has its own uniqueness. The nickname of his tallest star, Jade Kirin, is not fictitious. I don't believe that Wu Junyi won the Shi Wengong in the army as an ordinary staff officer, which should be a testimony of his strength. He fought fiercely with the four generals of Liao for two hours and stabbed one of them to death with superb skills. The other three escaped by rolling and crawling. Conclusion: It is a fact that Lu Junyi is good at martial arts, and it is also a fact that he is an idiot! Skills are useless. Where it should be used, it's all straw bags.
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