Chinese funny version of pantomime

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a king's family and several servants, but the king and queen had no children ...

Queen's prayer: God, please give me a child with skin as white as snow and lips as red as blood ~PS: I want a boy!

Narrator: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to take a baby to the queen.

Crow goes on stage: fool, fool, fool ... (walk-on, leaving a baby behind)

The queen exclaimed in surprise: Ana, come and see, this is a gift from heaven ~

The king goes on stage: Oh, my God, what a beautiful child, dear, I think we should call him XX ~

The king reached out: All right then ~ as usual!

The queen and the king guess fists: rocks, scissors and cloth!

The queen looked at the child with joy: Oh yeah ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX in the future ~ (I'm very sweaty in XX ~)

The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I'm going to entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a water banquet for three days and three nights!

A finance minister cried out: Your Majesty, we want wages!

When the king waved, the finance chief was dragged down by the soldiers.

The king mused: It seems that it is better to just invite some important people ...

Narrator: So, the king and queen invited a fairy group called "Thirteen o'clock" to baptize the princess.

Fairy 1: I gave the little princess the incomparable beauty like me! (Narrator: Vomiting ~)

Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! )

Fairy 3: I, I gave the little princess, nothing, incomparable, mouth, eloquence ... (The narrator came up directly to paste the plaster)

Fairy 4: I gave the little princess a gentle temperament like me, oh alive ~ (three-stage laughter ~)

Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! (insidiously take the drafter, I nail me nail me nail ~)

Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! Kesai came to visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! ) (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ Run away in an instant ~)

Fairy 7: I gave the little princess a figure that will never be deformed! (The photo of the elephant passes here ~)

Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a beautiful voice! (the sound of sawing machine legs rings backstage ~)

Fairy 9: I give the little princess money that she will never spend! (the king nods: it's still practical ~)

Fairy 1: I will bless the little princess to be loved by the people forever!

Fairy 11: I will give the little princess happiness!

Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess the thinking logic of our 13-point combination! Oh, alive ~ (everyone's wish: ... YAMADA ...) < P > Fairy 13: I want to give a blessing to the little princess ... < P > Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give a blessing to the little princess, all of a sudden there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (the tone was unusually heavy ~)

Unknown person 1 appeared: to prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ bad (.

1 pointing at oneself: X witch

2 also pointing at oneself: Ben Er ...

1&; 2 Hug together: We are the X group that shuttles through xyz! !

1 stretch out your arms and make an expectation: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us!

crow walk-on: that's it! Fool ~ fool ~

Narrator panic: something bad happened, and the evil witch appeared!

Witch: Such a big party didn't invite me, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? !

King: Well, it's because you always move, so ...

With a wave of her hand, the witch said, it's useless to make excuses! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give one ~ (Dangdang ~ drumming the tambourine ~) The little princess does live a carefree life, but on her 16th birthday, she will be choked to death by a banana. Wow, hahahaha ~ ~ ~ Choked to death ~ ~

Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't she be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel?

witch: do you have a spinning wheel at home?

narrator: nothing!

Witch: What age is it? Let's change it ~

Narrator: But ...

Witch (threat): If I say it's choking, I'll kill you if you talk nonsense again ~

Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch!

The witch is cheerful: You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering around the world ... (Exit ~)

What are the kings and queens worried about? My poor child is cursed ...

Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet.

king: then why don't you send it?

Fairy 13 is shy: because my hotline here is busy ~

Queen: Please ask the fairy to lift the curse of the witch quickly ~

Fairy 13: All right ~ My blessing is that the little princess will choke on a banana on her 16th birthday, but she will not die, but sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, then she will wake up and be happy forever.

king: why not lift the curse of the witch at once?

Fairy 13 hands clasped: because it's more romantic ~

Everyone came up with a stampede: hit you who is prone to abuse ...

Narrator: Please ignore the violent scene automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, the princess is 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and she is a model of a good wife and a good mother at home ~

The princess jumps on the stage: I am a girl.