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Ask for all the song titles and lyrics in Hua!
(rap)
I really don't understand why you choose loneliness.
Everything you want is missing that boyfriend.
How long do you have to wait? What exactly do you choose?
Listen more and talk less, not afraid of my verbosity.
Know that I am sad, accompany me to be silent.
I am the only one who has many tricks on moving tablecloths.
If you have no appetite to eat, ask me before you swipe your card.
If you like my friends, you will like my dog.
I understand environmental protection and love the protection of the earth. I'm like a hero.
Always introduce me generously and remember all the festivals.
Eat apples with me to lose weight and buy me lipstick.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
An honest mouth, reliable shoulders and gentle eyes.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
Real man, real man, real man, real man.
When will it appear, when will it appear, when will it appear?
Can play a little work, can be crazy and can live.
I can cook, exercise, fall in love and dream.
Like a boy who is mature and generous to me.
Teach me the tricks of playing video games. I have everything.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
An honest mouth, reliable shoulders and gentle eyes.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
Real man, real man, real man, real man.
(rap)
I am your real man.
Can appear, can appear, can appear, can appear.
I have some ideas about how to solve your loneliness now.
You said it for two or three minutes, just say me for two or three years.
Since you have been waiting for a long time, will you wait for me?
A gentleman can carry anything on his shoulders through calmness and gentleness.
I can tell what I'm thinking with the slightest movement of my lips.
Show me a real man
Let me see a gentleman with shoulders.
Top ten men are real men.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
An honest mouth, reliable shoulders and gentle eyes.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
Real man, real man, real man, real man.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
An honest mouth, reliable shoulders and gentle eyes.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I need a real man (I just need a gentleman with shoulders)
Real man, real man, real man, real man.
(rap)
Yes, I need a real man.
I am just like this girl.
Step 2 compromise
You always like to make up lies
I'm in charge of the performance.
All changes
Just to get into your world.
The plot was repeated a hundred times.
Only then did I find that my heart was too far away.
You demarcate the Han boundary of Chu River.
I dare not let you foul.
full-time
You are given priority.
Unconsciously love to dare not take risks.
Became your puppet for a year or two.
Look how embarrassed I am.
Love to compromise and finally turn a blind eye.
Hold you so you can't bear it.
So I keep repeating myself. I'm so tired.
Love to compromise, hesitate, and be sorry sometimes.
The more I want to back off.
I hide in my world.
You're just afraid to sleep alone.
I don't want to cry for you anymore.
I know I won't wander again.
3. Inertia betrayal
It is common to enjoy the madness of being loved.
You drink water, you eat, and you are used to what you have.
I can't imagine the happiness in the heaven I love.
Coaxed to sleep and kissed to get up for a different person?
I should understand the betrayal of inertia and naive hope.
Like a happy and hurt child who finds a new playmate.
When you look back, you dare not let me see your panic.
Inertia betrays you, only to find that your heart is so afraid of the dark.
Everything is locked.
I gradually feel that the closer the light is, the longer the shadow of the sunset is.
You always look forward to the door and window you love.
Explain more about heartbreak and disappointment in crowded streets.
You are in the fence of love, in the warm palm.
Thought of binding, this is power.
The arrogance of your cold war.
I should understand the betrayal of inertia and naive hope.
Like a happy and hurt child who finds a new playmate.
When you look back, you dare not let me see your panic.
Inertia betrays you, only to find that your heart is so afraid of the dark.
Everything is locked.
I gradually feel that the closer the light is, the longer the shadow of the sunset is.
I should understand the betrayal of inertia and naive hope.
Like a happy and hurt child who finds a new playmate.
When you look back, you dare not let me see your panic.
Inertia betrays you, only to find that your heart is so afraid of the dark.
Everything is locked.
I gradually feel that the closer the light is, the longer the shadow of the sunset is.
4. "Play big cards"
Playing big cards, not everyone has a gold medal in love.
If you play big, you will be eliminated and the opportunity will not come again.
You tell a cold joke with vegetables between your teeth.
Everyone laughed very high. Don't think it is wonderful.
I want to play cards with my sisters later.
By the way, let's talk about whether you should be eliminated.
Play big cards (play big cards)
You'd better know everything Don't talk nonsense
Act like a big sister and be cute, as if someone is pulling you.
You said men don't be bad women don't love.
Excuse me, where exactly do you live?
Girls like you and play big cards with you.
The world of love has been dominated by girls.
Speak your mind, express your heart.
In this way, I can show my love for an innocent and lovely big name.
Playing big cards, not everyone has a gold medal in love.
If you play big, you will be eliminated and the opportunity will not come again.
If you play big cards and keep pretending to be strong, it's a pity. You're not my type.
I like playing big cards, as long as I know how to be considerate
Pick your teeth with vegetable residue and pretend to be cute.
You should know how to be funny when playing big cards.
I want to play big cards like this to love.
Playing big cards, not everyone has a gold medal in love.
If you play big, you will be eliminated and the opportunity will not come again.
(The opportunity won't come again)
strut about and give oneself airs
5. Hua
Travel around the world, travel around the world.
Only to find that beauty has no flagship store.
Who wears spikes and refuses to change them?
Stop and become a cocoon.
You and I both want to be different.
Dare not be too special. be
Fashion is a kind of security that harasses men to show their temples.
You are a limited edition flower in the world of flowers, flower.
The beautiful women are just more desperate and daring.
The beauty of China is dazzling, without three recognitions.
Why are those passers-by annoying to talk?
Out of hibernation, out of cocoon.
Don't be bored, stuck on the surface of the earth.
Like an out-of-body experience, throw a normal face
Stop spinning and become a cocoon.
When you don't mean to be special, you suddenly become special. yes
As long as it doesn't make things worse, your eyes will discharge.
You are a limited edition flower in the world of flowers, flower.
The beautiful women are just more desperate and daring.
The beauty of China is dazzling, without three recognitions.
Why are those passers-by annoying to talk?
(Worship badly)
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