Cold jokes between classmates

1. Students are taken to the corridor for education by the teacher while sleeping in class.

The angry teacher took a few bites and wanted to hit him.

The classmate shouted:? Dare you hit someone? ! ?

Teacher:? What if I hit you? Does anyone know I hit you? Does anyone know that I hit you?

This idiot is thinking? Then the teacher was taken to the hospital! ! !

It was too hot to sleep last night, so I suggest doing bed activities.

So the dormitory collectively fought against the landlord, and the loser got dressed. . .

Alas, it's all tears, four down jackets. . .

My deskmate naturally wants to stay. Once he was taking notes in class, and suddenly he couldn't remember? Hey? How to write, just ask me, I said? Ear fire? ,

He suddenly turned red with anger, then lowered his head and whispered to me: You are an idiot! Your whole family are idiots! ?

4. After breakfast today, I was bored to throw a coin on the bed, and then my roommate came in. Before I could see clearly what was going on, these two idiots made a sudden snatch and grabbed my one-dollar coin and threw it on the ground, shouting angrily, I hate people like you who show off their wealth! ?

5. Classmate A: Have you ever seen astronauts teach in space?

Classmate B: You must. And I never expected the teacher to say: I want to invite a classmate to the podium to do this problem.

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