Xiaoming and his teacher's joke abcd

Teacher: "Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digits are not reduced enough, borrow from the high digits."

Xiao Ming: "What if you don't borrow high numbers?"

Teacher: "Get out!

The teacher told the Bible that the great flood drowned all living things on the earth.

Xiao Ming asked the teacher: Are you sure?

The teacher said: OK.

Xiaoming: How about fish?

Teacher: Get out!

The teacher said, "The pig is a very useful animal. Its meat can be eaten, its skin can be made into leather, and its hair can be made into brushes. Now who can say that it has other uses? "

"Teacher," Xiao Ming replied, "its name can call names."

Teacher: "You go out!"

Teacher: "Please imagine, if you are in a world afraid of dragons and one is about to eat you, what should you do?"

Xiao Ming: "This is not simple! Stop imagining immediately. "

Teacher: "You go out!"