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The king of gamblers has a pair of 2 and 5, a 3 and a 4. I have a pair of 7 and 5, a 3 and a 4. How can I beat him?

The following are all classic Hong Kong movies I have seen, which are not funny or recommended! They are all movies that I have seen n times and still like to watch! Alan Tam, Wai-Man Chan, George Lam, Bai Anni, Benben, and the God of Wealth (Alan Tam) stumbled into the mortal world one day. In order to avoid being chased by others, they happened to meet the teahouse owner (Shi Tian), sister Aileen (Bai Anni) and son Binbin (Ben Ben). I immediately dressed up as a youth of the times, solved many problems for my boss, spread the truth more actively, and made everyone around me happy. At this time, Wu Renxing (George Lam), the underworld boss, discovered his identity as a god of wealth and took various measures to force him to help him make a fortune. But how can people surpass the gods? Later, in order to save Aileen from a car accident, Cai Xian used magic to save her, but because of her emotional roots, her magic was lost and she became a mortal. Later, they were rounded up by NASA personnel. Thanks to Qi Xin's rescue, they were killed. When I was a child, I would broadcast this movie every Spring Festival. After watching it n times, I still feel hilarious. When I was a child, I was so stupid that the God of Wealth in Alan Tam was ridiculous. George Lam played a lovely underworld grandmother, which is very worthy of recommendation! "Eight-star good news" Fang's three brothers. Big Brother Hui is a cooking program host, honest and steady, and has never had a girlfriend in his thirties. The second child, A Lang, studied in an artist training class and was cynical, among many girlfriends; The third son, Sheng, is a kind and honest young man, enthusiastic and helpful, and has little experience in feelings. Big brother and little brother met their favorite goals at the same time. Huang Baiming fell in love with Feng Baobao, an actress abandoned by her husband, Jacky Cheung fell in love with Fennie Yuen, an innocent girl, and Chow Yun Fat returned to Zheng Yuling, which really loved him, after spending some time with lively and cheerful Cherie Chung. After three brothers with different personalities made countless love jokes, they all ended in a happy ending. This film is a large-scale New Year's comedy, starring eight stars, including Chow Yun Fat, Cherie Chung, Zheng Yuling, Feng Baobao, Jacky Cheung, Huang Baiming, Fennie Yuen and Huang Kunxuan. The film style is a typical comedy of three brothers picking up girls, among which Chow Yun Fat's sissy love prodigal son is the most commercial stunt and can arouse the audience's emotional response. In this film, Chow Yun Fat interprets the sissy lover that every woman wants to chase with a slightly exaggerated frankness. At the end of a Cantonese opera, he chose Ren Jianhui's Purple Hairpin to rearrange the lyrics. Chow Yun Fat and Jacky Cheung even started to sing Cantonese Opera in the opposite way, which really makes people laugh. The role of Chow Yun Fat is so funny in this play that it makes you laugh from beginning to end! Zhou Dingfa works in a financial institution in Central. By chance, I met and fell in love with two beautiful women at the same time: Sally, a flight attendant, and Zu Er, who runs a fashion house. Zhou had to choose between two women, and it was difficult to give up one of them, so he married two women in France and the United States respectively. In order not to let Jiali know about each other's existence, Zhou tried his best to create a lot of black humor with the help of his friends. But paper can't wrap fire after all. When Zu Er's wedding anniversary was coming, the two women finally found out the truth. Sally and Zu Er were so angry that they decided to jointly punish Zhou Dingfa. However, because both women still love Zhou Dingfa deeply. Finally, Zhou Ding entered the polygamy religion in the Middle East, and he could marry four wives. He is only content with two. Haha, the comedy is over. The episode "Eriness" in the film is very classic, and the comedies of Chow Yun Fat, Sally Yeh and Joey Wong make the film more exciting. This film is also a classic top grade. It's a bit treacherous to find that Chow Yun Fat's despicable role can cause more * * * blare. When it was found, it was sad, especially the part where he sang his wife's happiness with two pieces of bread on his head. Synopsis of "King of a Thousand Faces": Marbles (Aaron Kwok) are a promising young man. They are a pair of partners with timid fish (Ng Man Tat), who have repeatedly made great achievements. Someone threatened the son of Mr. Li, a wealthy Hong Kong businessman who just returned from abroad (). Mr. Li then asked the police for help. As Li Zexi has just returned to Hong Kong, few people know him, so someone sent marble to play him to attract gangsters. He became a rich pinball young master who had a lot of experience in catching thieves and solving crimes, but made a lot of jokes. He also started a love triangle with his girlfriend A Xin (Chingmy Yau) and Jackie (Maggie Cheung), the executive director of Lee Group. But it didn't last long, and soon Marbles told JACKY because he really didn't want to cheat again. At this moment, the robber appeared. They arrived at the critical moment with A Xin, JACKY and Duo Chunyu and marbles, and finally rescued them after some fighting. There aren't many movies in Aaron Kwok. This one is quite classic! "Dancing with the Dragon" Long Jiajun is the heir of Longmen Enterprise. On a trip to sea, he was pushed into the sea by his cousin and attacked by a shark. He was mistaken for an illegal immigrant and was chased by the police. When I fled, I met Moonlight's mother and daughter as cheap laborers. His cousin is cunning and more capable of seeking personal gain through outsiders. At the grand dance held by the Dragon Family, Jia Jun framed his cousin and blew himself up, which surprised the moonlight at the moonlight birthday party. This film is a classic of Andy Lau. After accidentally falling into the sea, she was regarded as a mainland tourist and demoted to a coolie by the heroine's mother. The scene of Ng Man Tat eating100000 Hong Kong dollars is really funny, highly recommended! On July 1 day, 2008, the criminal king general was arrested, and a week later, the impartial judge presided over it by Yu Tiexiong. Fifty years ago, the general sent his underworld favorite Jian back to find Tiexiong and replaced him so that he could not be tried. After learning of this incident, the iron man, broom head and developed star of Longfei Special Police returned to protect Yu Tiexiong in 2008. Daxiong was a student who stayed in a middle school in 1993. He is often teased and beaten by his classmate Yu Ji 'an. Only his girlfriend Cheni is sincere to him. Dragonfly three special police officers infiltrated the school, broom head became a teacher, and that tough classmate was Nobita. The developed star is Ren Daxiong's follower, who helped Daxiong win the taboo and took Tiexiong's whereabouts from him, but Daxiong said that there was no Tiexiong in the school. At this time, A Jian also pretended to be a teacher and sneaked into the school, shooting a poisonous needle at the iron face. After that, he moved his head sincerely and got the medicine. At this time, Nobita's mother announced that she had remarried Richard Yu, and Nobita changed her name to Tiexiong. The special police immediately protected Tiexiong, while the general wanted to kill Tiexiong and threaten her life. A Jian saw through the general's true colors, turned against him, and helped the people who became street tyrants to fight against the general. As a result, the general was killed, and the special police officers also took on another task in 1993, so they didn't have to be separated from their new girlfriends. The highlight of this drama is the characters in The Imitation Game, and Jacky Cheung's broom head is really FEEL, which is highly recommended! Twenty-eight years ago, a pair of twin brothers were separated at birth because of hijacking by gangsters. One was picked up and raised, named hard, and wandered around the bottom of society all day. One went to the United States with his parents, received higher education and grew up to be a famous musician, Ma You. I tried to help my friends pick up girls, get to know Barbara, and offend the underworld at the same time. Ma You returned to Hong Kong for a concert and met Tang Xin, the daughter of Shibo's family. Inadvertently, the two exchanged roles and walked into each other's lives. Barbara is interested in music, but she has to sing in a bar because of life difficulties. Although she is grateful for saving her life, she doesn't appreciate her vulgar character. The new "Effort" is gentle, and a piano performance is a great surprise and impressive. Because of his father's compulsion, Tang Xin didn't confess to Ma You, but in fact he was more interested in masculine men. When pestered by pursuers, the new "Ma You" solved the trouble with three fists and two feet, which made her secretly agree. Inadvertently, the two exchanged roles and walked into each other's lives. Because everyone can't tell who is Ma You and who is desperate, there are many jokes, and Barbara and Tang Xin's ideas have gradually changed. At the concert, "Finger flick" was a great success. Under the threat of gangs, Ma You drove to rescue his eldest brother, who was escorted by the police. The gang caught their bad karma friend Tarzan again. In order to save their friend, the two brothers joined hands against the strong enemy. The highlight of this drama is that Jackie Chan plays a pair of twins, one is vulgar and the other is elegant and funny! Imamura, the newspaper king of City Hunter, hired Meng Bo to find his missing daughter, Kiko. Meng Bo found Kiko and several teenagers chasing her in the street, but she couldn't see Kiko. When Meng Bo came home, Xiang Hui was preparing to hold a birthday party for him, but he saw that seven beautiful women were waiting at his home, so he and his cousin ran to the rich gambling boat. Meng Bo rushed to the dock to explain to Xiang Hui, but he met the gangster Donald, who tried to correct people taking gambling boats and sent ransom to people in many countries by fax. Meng Bo tried to ask the Hong Kong police for help, but Donald found and arrested Qing Zi and threatened him to surrender. Meng Bo had to give in. When Donald tried to execute Meng Bo, Xiang Hui and the dashboard were killed. At this time, the task force fell from the sky and joined hands with Meng Bo to catch the gang. Jackie Chan's funny classic!