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There are many funny jokes about chewing gum.

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought plates of lobster, the Japanese asked, excuse me.

What do children do with leftover shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese repeatedly shook his head.

The boss said, "In Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China.

"After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What about you?

Dispose of the remaining lemon peel? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "Said the Japanese shook his head.

"In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China."

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum, "What should I do with the leftovers?"

Gum? ""Of course I threw up, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese proudly shook his head.

"In Japan, chewed gum is sent to factories, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China.

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know how to deal with used condoms in China?" "Of course.

I dropped it. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, we throw away used condoms.

Go into the factory, make chewing gum and sell it to you in Japan. "