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Funny and inspirational lines in idol dramas

Xia He Jie

Men's self-confidence is as deadly to women as pheromones. What ps men want is-full of momentum, wasting affection and feeling very good about themselves. There are many conditions, but there is absolutely no perfect woman. Beautiful women don't cook, when cooking, they are not gentle, gentle, opinionated, feminine, will spend money indiscriminately, won't dress up indiscriminately, and they are not at ease in dressing up. Certainly can't look at the best, beautiful, gentle, women who have more than two conditions are good women, and women who have more than three, even the best, and more than four conditions are called conditions to challenge men. Talented people are ugly, handsome people can't make money, and they will make money regardless of their families. They are worthless, romantic, unreliable and reliable. They must be losers in the second generation. The correct attitude towards women, if you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, will make people feel that you have ulterior motives. This trick sucks, but the handsome one hiding downstairs is crazy, the one who wants to kiss you is a fan, and the one who wants to lick you is a anthomaniac, a madman and a anthomaniac. I can't ignore it because I'm afraid they will commit suicide because of love, but it can't be reasonable. If I think that I have a crush on her and beg me to marry her in a white gauze, then I won't be miserable if I get a woman = conquer half the world. A big man wants a woman to listen to him and get a woman. You have to listen to women to understand, and you can get ps if you understand. Occasionally, a big man will get it, but it's for fun, not to lose his temper. Ma Xiaoxi, why don't you believe me? Why don't you trust my heart? Love is a gift from Satan. When you open it, your life is doomed. Love is the icing on the cake of poison, and under the sweet package is a fatal crisis. Love is a cruel game. When you finally get up the courage to give your heart, it will once again put you in a desperate situation of disappointment. Sincerity is a joke, courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense, loyalty is a dream talk, and happiness is bullshit. So my conclusion is "Fuck love!" If a man is good from head to toe, it is not a good man, it is called bad coffee; If a man is bad from head to toe, it is not a bad man, but bad coffee. The so-called true love is to live in the present and enjoy true love in time, which is actually not romantic at all! True love is like a necklace, tied around the neck, which can neither be protected nor happy, let alone happy, and will only make everyone become a dog and an obedient dog! When you find true love in front of you, you will be willing to be a fool! Foolish love that won't give up even if it is rejected hundreds of times, ninety-nine points are fake! Only one thing is true. What is this? It hurts. The pain is real. Ironically, you have no wounds and you won't bleed. It is this kind of pain that will bite you hard until your heart is bitten off. Without heart, there is no pain. Cities, like people, have different faces at different times and places. The top prey in love, only lions can catch it, how can it be intercepted by hyenas! Love is selfish' if it is too selfless', doesn't it become universal love? I found that if you really love someone, give her what she wants, not what you want!

Um ... . It's a little unclear ~ there is no label ~ just ask Xia Hejie. The classic lines of "Stealing Heart, P.S. Man" in the encyclopedia are very funny.