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Bus driver’s blog:

Today, I went to work as usual. When the bus arrived at the provincial hospital, an old man came up. I played the car radio: "Please give up your seat to the elderly, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant." But after a while, there was a mess behind, with many young people trying to give up their seats to the old man. I was puzzled: Doesn’t this old man look like Li Ka-shing? I have been driving for more than ten years, and I have never seen such a luxurious seat-giving lineup...

Middle-aged woman's blog:

Today is as usual, I took the bus to work; as usual, there was still no seat. The quality of young people today is really poor. An old man got on the bus and called on everyone to give up their seats on the radio. The bus was full of young people, but they all pretended not to hear. Everyone will get older one day, why can't they show empathy? Finally, a foreigner stood up on his own initiative. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said to these young people: "Where have our traditional virtues gone? Let a foreign guest give up his seat in a car full of people. This is not a 5,000-year slap in the face." Do you have a civilized face?" This sentence really worked, and many young people stood up.

Business youth’s blog:

I’m tired, I ran for another day yesterday. In our line of work, we travel around the city all day long, and the buses are so crowded that we often stay in one stop all day. Today we finally got a seat, but an old man got on the bus and stared at us as soon as he got on the bus. Obviously looking for a seat. It's not that I don't know how to respect the old and love the young. We run around all day long, and our legs are almost broken. No matter how young we are, we are tired. They are very old people. They run far away to the park for morning exercises every day and spend the whole morning hanging from the horizontal bar. What I especially don’t understand is: You don’t feel tired hanging in the park, so what’s wrong if you stand in the car for a while? That uncle just has white hair and looks rosier than me. But later, a foreigner gave up his seat, and we couldn't sit still. We couldn't lose to the foreigner. So, I let the uncle sit in my seat. Although I was a little tired, I felt it was worth it. At least I had made a small contribution to the dignity of the nation.

Foreign students’ blog:

My Chinese still hasn’t improved, it’s really difficult. Today, I took the bus to school, and an old man came up. In our country, you cannot give up your seat to a man, because no matter how old you are, you are still a man, and your dignity cannot be violated. We were almost at school. I stood up and was about to get off the bus. Unexpectedly, a woman said something to everyone. Suddenly, several young people came over and held me down, refusing to let me get out. After several stops, I saw that no one was paying attention to me, so I sneaked away and walked back for more than three stops under the bright sun. I don't know what happened now. Did the lady lose her wallet? Why don't people get off the bus?

Snow-haired blog: Today, I dyed my hair new. Once I got on the bus, I couldn't wait to see people's reactions. But everyone in the car avoided my gaze and pretended not to see me. Later, a foreigner stood up, and then almost everyone in the car stood up. They insisted that I sit down and refused to listen to any explanation. Oh my gosh! I'm only eighteen years old! I will never dare to dye my hair such an avant-garde color again...