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A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted.

One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. " He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up ... "

Grandma got on the bus, and the child sitting next to her quickly got up. The old woman said, "Sit down, don't give me your seat!" " "After a while, the child stood up again, and the old woman patted him on the shoulder and said," You really don't have to give me your seat. Sit down! " "After repeated several times, the children finally couldn't help crying! The child cried and said, "I have been to several stops. Why don't you let me off? " ? ! "