Ask for a good joke, which you will never get tired of!

1, two boys just finished playing football and came back to the classroom covered in sweat. A Jun: If I take off my shoes now, the people in the classroom will definitely run away at once! Mr. B said calmly: If I take off my shoes, they won't even have a chance to escape! ! ! My brother said: I bought a cup with "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"! 3. After Yao Ming retired, because of his height problem, his life was inconvenient, and he sought medical advice everywhere, but it was not solved. One day I met a monk. The monk said that there is a secret recipe that can reduce the height to 1.8 meters after taking it. Yao Ming was overjoyed and asked what medicine it was. The monk said: short oil! 4. Two children are talking: A says: Our whole family likes animals very much. My mother likes cats, my brother likes dogs and my sister likes rabbits. B said: What about your father? A said: I like foxes. 5. Once upon a time, Americans visited Russia. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel. He digs a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on ... The American was curious and asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole just after you dug it?" Russian workers replied: "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. 6. Tomb-Sweeping Day has arrived. Last night, my family and I went downstairs to burn paper money to worship our ancestors, leaving my sister to look after the house. As soon as I came back, my sister said to me, "Brother, a few people talked to you on the Internet just now, and I helped you reply!" " "I looked at the message record curiously, and as a result ... Oh, my God, my sister actually replied to me: I'm sorry, my brother is gone, and he can't come up to talk to you unless I help him burn paper ... 7. While drinking coffee, a man in a suit and tie was sitting next to him. As soon as the phone rang, he complained, "I didn't tell you, your bill is only one billion. It's too small. I won't do it." And then hung up. I'm in business, too, and suddenly I look at him with a little more respect. Q: "What company do you work for? Don't take such a big business? " He smiled awkwardly: "I printed money in Mingbi, and the profit of one million and one billion is only tens of dollars." Who will do it! " 8. After Yao Ming retired, because of his height, his life was inconvenient, and he sought medical advice everywhere, but he couldn't find a solution. One day I met a monk. The monk said that there is a secret recipe that can reduce the height to 1.8 meters after taking it. Yao Ming was overjoyed and asked what medicine it was. The monk said: short oil!