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Harry Potter spell

The first part:

1. Yugardim Levitosa, Dimler Viossa's floating spell.

2. Arlo Homola opened the door and cursed Arlo Homola.

3. Leg deadlock Leg curse sports death

4. Petrification curse is completely petrified

The second part:

1. Oolong out of the hole Serpensortia

Step 2 forget the curse

Curse stop (this reminds me of stop? ! ) finite spell

4. Unveil the mystery of the curse quickly

5. Laugh and shout, Rictusempra

6. Tarantella dance

Tell me, Slytherin, the greatest of the Big Four.

Talk to me, Slytherin, the greatest of the Hogwarts Four.

The third part:

1. Except for your weapon, except for the weapon.

2. Funny Riddikulus

I solemnly swear that I have done nothing good.

After the prank, the prank succeeded.

5. Rain-proof and moisture-proof waterproof cloth

Step 6 recover quickly from weakness

7. Call on the patron saint of God to curse the patron saint of Axel

8. Vadivasi released the spell Waddiwasi.

The fourth part:

1. Disappeared without a trace

2. The speed is getting faster and faster, Ngolle Gio.

3. Reduce Reducio quickly

4. Fluorescent scintillation luminescent materials

5. Show me the way, show me the way

6. Abada's Death Curse

7. Soul out-of-body mantra Imperio

8. Obstacle curse

9. Coma

10. The front tooth is stuffed with a big stick, Densaugeo.

1 1. Huokao hot spicy dip

12. the dictionary flies to Accio dictionary.

13. Firebolt flies to action Firebolt.

14. Non-non-non-non-non-action

15.Crucio, the spell that pierces the bone.

16. Orchids are in full bloom.

17. Birds of Birds

18. Destroy bones, smash curses and restore.

19. The father's bones that you don't intend to donate can regenerate your son.

Feather bones, give tirelessly, and you will renew your son

20. Servant's meat, voluntary donation, can make your master reborn.

The servant's meat, willingly given to you, will revive your master.

2 1. Enemy blood, forced to donate, can revive your enemy.

Blood of the enemy, you will repel your enemy if you are taken away by force.

22. the trophy flies to Accio

23. sonos with a loud voice

24. Keep your voice down

25. Bone reproduction

26. Before the flashback spell

27. Burning in a flame

28. Start over.

29. Repair Reparo as before.

30. divided Diffindo

The fifth part:

1. Clean up new disasters

2. Box-type mobile sports box

3. Frog flies to parrot frog

4. Silent silence

5. the test paper flew to Accio

6. The wand flies into a coma

7. Quickly imprison Kolotus

8. the brain flies to Accio brain

9. Protego is in Protego

10. Predict that the ball is coming

1 1. Mind-taking and mind-reading

12. Mentos Portuguese

13. Packaging

Alo Homola Curse: Alo Homola Alo Homola

Pause spell: Yugardim Levitosa

Curse of locking legs: the legs are still and stop moving.

Total body restraint spell: petrification is completely petrified.

Disarm spell: except your weapon, except your weapon.

Show a curse: show a special place quickly

Fluorescent spell: fluorescent flashing Lumos

Extinction curse: Knox nitrogen oxides

Patron saint: summon the guardian and look forward to the patron saint.

Accio: flying around, XX flying to ACCIO.

Forgetting curse

The curse of separation: the separation of left and right diaphragms

Revival curse: rapid rejuvenation and weakness

The curse of division: the divided Difendo

Obstacle curse: there are many obstacles.

Armor curse: Protego Protego

Curse of Imprisonment: Quickly imprison Kolo portes.

Funny Riddikulus

Waterproof, moistureproof and impervious

Conjunctival curse

A burning torch

The curse of loyalty

Bone reproduction

Bat spell

Vativasi released the spell Waddiwasi.

Clean up new disasters

Unlock the spell: the spell stops when there are limited spells.

Curse: grin and shout, Rictusempra

Curse: Tarantella Dance Tarantella

Curse: Oolong Out of the Hole Serpensortia

Curse: Densaugeo, the big stick of front teeth competition

Curse: Fire is hot and spicy.

Poison curse: hairy curse

Curse: the curse of soft legs

Bandage curse: Abela

Coma spell: in a coma

Flashback spell: a spell before flashback

Repair spell: Repair Reparo as before.

Very fast, Ingall Gio.

Reduce Reducio quickly

Sonos with a loud voice

Keep your voice down, be quiet.

Enchantment curse: soul out-of-body experience

Heart-piercing mantra: Crucio

Relax and relax the relationship.

Abada Death Curse: Abada Death

Directional spell: show me the way, guide me

Take your mind off your preoccupation.

Orchid flowering

Avis, a flock of birds

Tell me, Slytherin, the greatest of the Big Four.

Talk to me, Slytherin, the greatest of the Hogwarts Four.

Father's bones, not to donate, can regenerate your son.

Feather bones, give tirelessly, and you will renew your son

Your servant's flesh, voluntarily donated, can regenerate your master.

The servant's meat, willingly given to you, will revive your master.

Enemy blood, forced to donate, can revive your enemy.

Take the blood of the enemy by force, and you will get back at your enemy.

Daisy, sweet cream and sunshine turn this stupid fat mouse yellow.

I solemnly swear that I will never do anything good.

The prank succeeded.

The phantom disappeared without a trace, and the expulsion curse was issued in chorus.

Inverted Levicorpus

Divine wind shadowless slice

Water as clear as spring water

Purification curse

The mantra is as follows ~ ~

I reject any and all negativity.

In my family, work, school and daily life.

No evil or negativity will enter here.

Translate into:

I want to dispel everything negative and gloomy.

From my home, my work, my school, every day of my life.

Evil and negative energy will never return here.

Psychic vampires lurking at night

Psychic vampires trying to destroy my life

Don't undermine what I have achieved.

Don't ruin what I've got.

Negative is not welcome.

Evil is also unwelcome.

On me, by my side, or by the person I love

Translate into:

Soul vampire, you hide in the dark.

Soul vampire, you want to ruin my life.

Don't try to ruin everything I've worked hard for,

Don't try to ruin everything I've got,

In my heart, around me, around the people I love,

Negative slack is not welcome,

Evil is unpopular.

Spelling name, spelling purpose

Accio accio, bring something in.

A special phenomenon appeared in a hurry to make invisible ink appear.

Phantom allows you to move to other places in an instant.

Alo Homola Alo Bomora, open something.

Bat-monster hex fell to the ground.

Colloportus, tarantella, let your opponent tap dance crazily.

Eye-sucking spell and conjunctival spell damage vision.

Disappear, Deletrius. Make things disappear.

Densaugeo, the big stick of the front teeth competition, made the front teeth out of control.

Split Diffindo to tear or separate things.

Split the diaphragm left and right and open things.

Wake up. Weakness makes things active.

Evanesco can make an object disappear immediately.

Summon the guardian of the gods, the patron saint of Axel, to become a patron saint.

Disarm your opponent's weapons except weapons.

The loyalty mantra tells another trustworthy person a secret.

Stop the spell and finish the other spells.

Obstacles hinder someone or something.

When moving from one fireplace to another, the burning fire uses flying powder.

Get into other people's minds with rapt attention.

Fluorescent flashing Lumos makes the wand emit bright light.

Obliviate Obliviate makes people forget.

All the petrified things make people unable to move.

Protego Protegos can protect itself from infringement.

Shut Protego up, lock the door now, and be silent.

Permanent paste spell to paste something in one place forever.

The pre-flashback spell "previous spell" reproduces the spell previously cast by the wand.

Grinding, itchy Rictusempra

Funny lies make things funny.

Beat one's opponent out of the water by reduction

Fix it, rapalo. Fix it.

Silent Sliencio lets himself do things without sound.

Stuffy immediately knocked out his opponent.

Clean a place

Vega Tim Lewiosa, Vega Dimler, let things fly.

* Crucio, a heartbreaking curse, can cause extreme pain.

* Imperio, the imperius curse, makes the victim completely under the control of the wizard.

* Abada's death cursed Abada Kedavra for killing a man.

Serious warning: The symbol marked with * is "Unforgettable Curse". Any wizard who casts these spells on others will be sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban.

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The first part:

Daisy, sweet cream and sunshine turn this stupid fat mouse yellow. Ron

Alo Homola Curse: Alo Homola. Alo Homola-Hermione

Flying Spell: Yuga Dim Levitosa. Wingardium leviosa-Harry, Hermione, Ron, Seymour, etc.

Leg Lock Curse: Stand with stiff legs and then stop dying. Sports Morts-Hermione, Ron

Full body restraint spell: all petrified. Completely petrified.-Hermione

Five spells

The second part:

Except for your weapon. Except for weapons-Snape

Curse: grin and shout. Ritsumpra-Harry

Curse: Tarantella dance. Tower Rantala Malfoy

Break the spell: the spell stops. Finite spell-Snape

Curse: Oolong comes out of the hole. Thupensotia Malfoy

Manifestation curse: reveal the secret quickly. Aparicim-Hermione

Fluorescent flicker. Lumos-Harry

Forgetting curse: erase. Blocking-Lockhart Co.

Eight spells

The third part:

Fluorescent flicker. Lumos-Harry, Ron

Wadi wasi. Lubang

Funny, funny. Ridikus-Lubang, Neville, parvati, Seymour, Dean, Ron.

Waterproof and moistureproof. Impressive.-Hermione

I solemnly swear that I have done nothing good. -Fred, George and Harry

The prank is over.-Harry

Left and right separation. Disendim-Harry

Moving phantom. Hermione

The Loyalty Mantra: The Loyalty Mantra-Dumbledore, Zhan Mu and Lily.

Patriarch spell: summon the guardian of God. Harry lubang

The curse of extinction: Knox. Nox-Harry, Ron

Except for your weapon. Except weapons-Blake, Lubang, Harry, Ron, Hermione.

Bandage curse: Abela Lubang

Alo Homola Curse: Alo Homola. Alo Homola-Hermione

12 new spell

The fourth part:

Accio: Accio flies around. -Mrs Weasley; The dictionary flew in. Firebolt flew in. The trophy flew in. Harry

Forgetting curse: erase. A wizard in knickerbockers

Muggle exorcism ceremony

The curse of expansion-two-year-old wizard Kevin

Loud voice. Bargmann

Keep your voice down. Bargmann

Fluorescent flicker. Lumos Hermione Dumbledore

The reappearance of bones. -Little Crouch

Coma spell: faint. -twenty officials of the Ministry of Magic, at least thirty dragon trainers, Harry and Dumbledore.

Curse of Resurrection: Quick Resurrection. Weakness-Mr. Diggory, Dumbledore

Flashback spell: the spell before flashback. Mr Diggory.

Disappear without a trace.-Mr. Diggory

Repair spell: Repair as before. Riparo-Hermione

Soul grab curse: soul out-of-body experience. -Crouch Jr., Voldemort

Drill the heart mantra: drill the heart and gouge out the bone. -Crouch Jr., krum, Voldemort.

The speed is getting bigger and bigger. -Little Crouch

Shrink rapidly. -Little Crouch

Abada Death Curse: Abada Death Curse. -Crouch Jr., Wormtail, Voldemort

Curse: Fire is hot and spicy. Harry

Curse: The front teeth match a big stick. Dan soggio-Malfoy

Orchids in full bloom.-Mr. Ollivander

Birds flock together. -Mr Ollivander.

Split spell: Split. Difendo-Harry

Exorcism spells-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, etc.

Relax.-Harry

Obstacle curse: There are many obstacles. Impression a- Harry

Smash spell: smash into pieces. Harry

Direction curse: show me the way. Harry

Shield charm

Patriarch spell: summon the guardian of God. Looking forward to the patron saint-Harry

Funny, funny. Ridikus-Harry

Except for your weapon. Except weapons.-Harry

A firm curse-Hermione

Curse: Hairy Curse-Harry

Curse: Curse of Soft Legs-George

30 new spells