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The chicken is flat.
1. One day a chicken flew, and then everyone called it flying chicken!
2. One day a chicken went home with its uncle on its back, so everyone called it Uncle Yun!
One day, a chicken flew directly with one wing, and then everyone called it helicopter chicken!
4. There is a chicken, which likes fighting at ordinary times, so everyone calls it cockfighting!
One day, a flying chicken suddenly couldn't fly, fell down and landed in other chicken pens, killing many other chickens. Everyone calls it fried chicken!
6. A rooster often molests other hens, so everyone calls it sodomy!
7. When the cock above molests other hens, there will be a younger brother around to observe whether other chickens pass by. That brother is a reconnaissance chicken!
8. There is a chicken. It beats other chickens every day, and every time it takes the initiative to attack each other, so everyone calls it attacking chickens!
9. A chicken learned karate, so it taught other chickens to learn. Everybody calls it Coach Chicken!
10. At the animal sports meeting, a group of chickens formed a cheerleading team, which was later called refueling chicken!
1 1. If you dive, a chicken will appear to warn you that you are an anti-submarine chicken!
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