What geographical jokes can only be understood by people with certain geographical knowledge?

It took old terrier's neighbor Lao Wang ten years to finally build a teleport! As long as you tell it the direction and distance, it can instantly move you to that position, regardless of the bank, beauty bathroom, and freely enter and exit. Lao Wang decided to give it a try first, "9000 kilometers west, then north 1500 kilometers". Bang, the instant phone appeared in the Eiffel Tower with Lao Wang. "Perfect!" Lao Wang once enjoyed the beautiful scenery of Paris and thought he would like to go to a place that few people have been to. "4,000 kilometers north!" With a bang, Lao Wang appeared on the Arctic ice sheet. The scenery in the north is freezing for thousands of miles, and the snow in Wan Li is drifting. Lao Wang came to the North Pole to enjoy the scenery. He was about to leave some souvenirs. Suddenly, a polar bear with a big mouth appeared and pounced on Lao Wang. Lao Wang was forced at that time and quickly shouted "South! Ten thousand kilometers to the south! " Bang, Lao Wang is evenly distributed on the equator.