Han's joke

Clay figurines eat jiaozi-it's hard to say (swallow)

Clay figurine's belly-heartless

The clay figurine fell into the river-there was no one left.

Clay figurines can't stand the wind and rain-their nature is too bad.

Swimming in the mud ditch-it's no use.

Masons worship Buddha-knowing what it is

Masons' tiles are painted with knives.

The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud); Vomiting (dirt)

The mouth of a clay doll-always mirth.

The clay doll was softened by the rain.

Background of Bricklayers-Mixed Mud

Masons build walls-two sides and three knives

Mud steamed bread-earthy smell

Clay sculpture bodhisattva-all gilded.

You eat chicken and duck, I chew corn-everyone enjoys everyone's happiness.

You hit me and I'll kick you-nobody will let me.

You sell door gods, I sell ghosts-peers

You go to the South Pole, I go to the North Pole-one end.

You have a scale, I have a weight-worthy of you.

You have a good horse and I have a golden saddle-worthy of you.

You do business and I teach-everyone has their own interests.

Sail against the current-no resistance; advance

The fish in the New Year pictures-it's really ugly.

Shoot a rabbit on New Year's Eve-China doesn't have it in the New Year.

Drive away foxes and live in wolves-a gang of accomplices.

Grinding-solid (stone) to solid (stone)

After reading it, I hit the monk-heartless; Useful is expensive, useless is the enemy.

Mom is not serious-it's too hot (dad)

Queen raises niece-two postponements

The bird moved-flew away.

Birds see trees-they are flying.

Birds eat-they have to bow their heads.

Gun for gun-it's shaking.

The word bird is written in black-almost.

Urinate turtle and drink-you don't care (pot)

The urinal fell into the well-speak hesitatingly

The urinal is bottomless-it's dirty.

Hold your nose and eat onions-submit to humiliation (raw)

Pinch your nose and blow your horn-submit to humiliation

Hold your nose and cover your mouth-ignore it.

Hold the bird in your hand.-relax, relax.

Hold your nose and live-don't smell good.

Dream with the tip of your nose.-No.

Holding your nose and singing opera-stuffy cavity

Live with clenched fists-hold your breath.

Holding a penny will make you sweat-you can live.

Put the saddle on the cow's back-it's a mess

Fleas on the nose of a cow-arrogance

Cattle eat drivers-lawlessness

Cattle fight-dead top

Oxcart-what a mess

The calf jumped on the butterfly-easier said than done.

Mushrooms on the pile of cow dung-are they delicious?

Cows give sheep heads-in their faces

A dead end-a dead end-leads to a traitor (dead end)

Straw is hung on the horn lamp.

Ants crawling on the corner-inconspicuous.

The Worm in Niu Xiaosheng-Hard Drill

Cattle pulling carts-a strange thing

Pigs in the bullpen-unreliable

Put the horse's mouth in the bullpen-there is no room for you to talk.

Cowherd and Weaver Girl-See you later

Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet once a year.

Milk mixed ink-black and white confusion

Cowhide coat inside out-let lice detour

Cowhide drum, green gong-no beating, no ringing

Cowhide drum-big belly

Cowhide bulging wet water-silent

Cows, snakes, and worms in the crack of the cow's ass-they will take advantage of loopholes and suck blood.

The fly behind the cow's ass-dispersed in a hubbub; Pay attention (D)

Read the eulogy on the back of the cow's ass-empty talk

Pull out a hair of a cow-don't care; Don't hurt the important essence

When a cow dies, it dies-it never rains but it pours.

The cow's hooves won't close.

Give the cow's hoof-it means that your horns (feet) are big.

The ox king doesn't care about the donkey-each cares about his own business.

Cows look at people-respect you

Rural ox-bitter all his life.

The pustule is broken-it's rotten to the core.

Marriage in a girl country-once in a blue moon

The girl country leads the horse-wishful thinking

Female Ghost Stealing Korea-Shameless Death

Women's tightrope walking-bold but cautious

Bow respectfully in front of idols.

Fried soybean sprouts with shredded lotus root

Pole-climbing competition-see who climbs fast.

Climb the stairs and fall-the higher you climb, the heavier you fall.

Parthenocissus tricuspidata's skill-knowing how to get married.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-so high.

Pat the thigh to scare the tiger-it's no use.

Flatter a horse's mouth-it will bite.

Kiss up-kick.

Get out of here.-whatever.

Combination painting-lines are too thick

Line up and braid your hair-one at a time.

Braised tofu with ribs-both soft and hard

Take shelter from the rain downstairs-for a while

Pan Jinlian decocted medicine-secretly poisoned.

Pan Jinlian made a toast to Song Wu-up to no good.

Pan Jinlian's toast-I'll tell the truth.

Driving on Panshan Highway-good at turning.

The judge handled the case.-it was scary.

The judge played magic wooden tricks.

A girl looking forward to sunshine-a warm (sunny) person

Crabs teach children-the right path of uncertainty

Crabs pull carts-don't take the right path; Cross brace

Crabs get married-full of assholes

Crabs spit-endless

Boat-fruited Sterculia fell into Huanglian water-soaked in bitter water.

The fat woman is too narrow-the door is right (blocked)

Fat people wear jackets-they don't fit.

Throw the ball and get married-not necessarily satisfactory

Running race-you chase after me

The shrimp ran away and caught the carp-leave it alone.

Run the sheep and repair the circle-guard against the future

Joking about Ma Nan-it's intentional harm.

Bubble gum sticks to sticky rice-it won't pull down.

Soaked beans-not just

A soaked earth wall-it won't grow quickly.

A flamethrower's temper-he gets angry when he opens his mouth

There are eggs in the basin-countless eggs.

Scenery in the Basin-False Scenery

Inflatable ball-full of anger

Holding a golden bowl as a beggar-being silly, why ask for help?

Begging with a golden bowl-pretending to be poor and complaining

Holding a loach-tricky

Put out the fire with hemp-welcome

Put on hemp fiber to save people-make trouble.

Arsenic mixed with ginger juice-toxic

Pepper soaked in arsenic-highly toxic.

Leather pants with leather pants-there must be a reason.

Wash the shrimp in the leather basket-no one can escape.

Wipe the ball with oil-it's round and smooth.

The ball fell into the cylinder-round and slippery.

The ball fell into the water and floated on the water.

Poke a knife in the ball-deflate it.

Sharpen the knife on the ball-discouraged

Soft skin and hard bones-a pleasant surface

Pimps hit people-it's time to clean up.

The leather doll hits the dog-to stop being a man.

Waxed shoes-later

Shadow play-leave as soon as you participate

Put a spring under your ass-jump high

The pin on the ass is hidden deeper and deeper.

Put the saw on your ass.-cut off the back road

Tattoos on the ass-how can there be humans?

Draw eyebrows on your ass-what a big face.

The ass on the egg-it's a mess.

Liars gamble-play tricks

Eat puffer fish to death-fight for your life

Anemia patient-no light on his face

Underground graves-out of thin air.

Flat mirror-octahedral lamp

There is a keeper on the screen-there is something in the word (painting).

Bottle wax sealing-waterproof

A fly in a bottle-there is no escape.

Bitch powder-just to look good on your face

My mother-in-law has the final say-there is no justice.

Mother-in-law eats watermelon in her mouth-it's watertight.

Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrel.

Mortar hits mosquitoes-make a mountain out of a molehill

Mortars versus machine guns-a long time ago

The broken quilt is wrapped in pearls-good ones are inside.

The watch is broken-maybe.

The broken teapot fell into the water-several heads were flooded.

Broken coat-ignore (inside)

Broken jar-dumping

Embroidered peony on a torn coat-the picture looks good

Jiaozi broke.-Slipped.

Broken horn.-stop blowing.

Broken beams make fire sticks-overqualified.

Broken sacks are filled with rotten condoms-not good goods.

Broken cotton-padded jacket and silk shirt-wipe your face

Broken balls and rotten tires-discouraged everywhere.

Sewing a hat with a broken ball-grinding people (arrogance)

Broken pipa-it's hard to say (play)

Catch fish through the net-blind.

Breaking the net to catch shrimp-failure

Break down the door-you have to stand it up.

Steaming steamed bread with a broken steamer-venting all over

Caesarean section hides pearls-love money rather than life

Put triviality above importance-don't kill yourself for money.

Caesarean section gives courage-diehard loyalty

Cut open the belly of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts

Cut the fish to get pearls-I'm ecstatic.

Bodhisattva's long worm-Buddha's mouth snake heart

Bodhisattva's beard-artificial

Bodhisattva's beard-human security

Bodhisattva's heart is soft

Bodhisattva falls into the river-leaving (flowing) God.

A Bodhisattva Sitting in a Cold Temple-Loneliness

Enjoy the cool under the grape trellis-comfort

Grape juice contains toilet water, not spices

Pumpkins in July and August-the skin is old but the heart is not old

Seven feet for a man and six feet for a door-I have to bow my head.

Seven capture Meng Huo-make him convinced.

Fishing for sesame seeds in seven stone jars-it takes effort

The Seven Fairies Marry Yong Dong-Take the initiative.

Qi Huangong takes advantage of Dong Zhong-don't forget the old enmity.

Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse-far behind.

Ride downstairs for shelter from the rain-for a while

Riding a donkey, reading a songbook-count as many as you see.

Riding a donkey on crutches-reinventing the wheel

Riding a donkey to see the sedan chair-less than the last one, more than the next one.

Riding a heavy horse-all on horseback

Riding without a whip-kiss up

Ride a wooden bridge-it's hard to turn back.

Riding through downtown-hang it all!

Ride on the wooden bridge-you can't go back.

Ride the Tianshan Mountains.-See you later.

Less riding time, more pedaling time-putting the cart before the horse.

You don't have to ride a donkey in a hurry-you know it well.

Riding a donkey is useful-very good.

Riding a cow to find a cow-an old fool

Chasing a horse on an ox-far behind.

Ride a camel and eat steamed stuffed buns-make the stuffing jump.

The camel drove the chicken-I don't know how high it is.

Veteran on the chessboard-get out of the box

The taxi elephant on the chessboard-never leaving the general.

The child in the chessboard-twist it and move it.

Playing the Hu Qin on the top of the flagpole-singing high notes

Lanterns on the flagpole-great

Landmines hanging on flagpoles-Fantasy (ring)

Beggars are jealous of the poor.

Beggars eat plums-the poor.

The beggar rings the bell-as poor as a church mouse.

The beggar's clothes are full of flaws.

Beggars live on charity.

Beggars go into hair salons-nobody cares.

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

Beggars talk cross talk-talk glibly.

Beggars dance-poor and happy

Beggars raise pigs-I didn't expect that.

Crane chandelier grass-not worth mentioning

The crane hangs chicken feathers-it's not worth mentioning, it's overqualified.

Graduated from Meteorological University-rain at first sight and lightning at first sight.

The car stalled and caught fire-someone had to push it.

The balloon is in the sky, and it is blowing.

Bricks for building walls-from the back

Jack works-not afraid of pressure.

The jack stuck out its head-it was pressing hard.

A thousand miles to build a long shed-all good things must come to an end.

Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy

Thousands of miles away-there is always a difference.

This is just a long March, and there is still a long way to go.

A thousand-year-old tree has deep roots and luxuriant leaves.

The Millennium Fox-Weird

Millennium Bronze-Antique

Millennium bronze bell-can withstand the blow

Millennium Wild Boar-Tiger's Food

Petunia crossing the wooden bridge-sadness

Morning glory blows into a trumpet-just for fun.

Morning glory, please-climb along the pole

Take a lame donkey to the hole-a cone can't poke.

Take a sheep and do it for the whole family-there are too many people.

Count chickens with camels-high, high, low, low

Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)

There are wolves in front and tigers behind-one is fiercer than the other.

There's a dead end ahead-it won't work.

Ex-wife's children coax stepmother-all lies.

Hanging on the vine in front-it's hard to die.

There is a strong enemy before, followed by pursuers-a dilemma

Drill at the sight of money

The Qiantang River ebbs and flows.

Sleep in the eyes of people with thin money

Diving-just hold your horses.

Put the rafts on the shallows-put them down again and again.

If you don't pay your debt, let it go.

Paying off debts is a matter of course.

Robbers have a heart-it's rare to see them.

The robber met the thief's grandfather-black eats black.

A robber looks in the mirror-a thief with brains.

The robber left and took out his gun-pretending to be brave.

Robbers dream-thinking of stealing.

Forcing the daughter-in-law to get married-people don't care.

Strong and unyielding ants are in the cracks in the wall-going their own way.

Ants in the cracks in the wall-there is no way out

Scorpions in the cracks in the wall-secretly hurting people

Wheat on the wall.-asshole

Cabbage planted on the wall-difficult to water (salary)

Sleeping on the wall-it's rare to turn over

Growing vegetables on the wall-no edge (garden)

Grab the food and break the bowl-haste makes waste.

Knock on the lid and sell pies-what a big brand.

Knocking on wooden fish-from ear to ear

Knocking gongs to sell sugar-each doing his own thing.

Knocking gongs to drive away rabbits-booing

I just want to (ring) a little when I hit the gong and the cannon.

Knock gongs to catch sparrows-you can't catch any.

Knocking on the empty rice jar and singing-poor and happy

Bald man hiding in buckwheat field-I didn't see you coming.

Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.

Buckwheat-no bones

Buckwheat skin was beaten into a paste and wouldn't stick together.

Buckwheat skin oil extraction-dead pick

Buckwheat bran oil-out of thin air

Hugging at the top of the bridge-up and down

Put a pole in the bridge opening-you can't afford it.

Stick a pole in the bridge opening-can't afford it.

A bridge is a bridge, and a road is a road-loud and clear.

Clever father, clever mother-cleverness is cleverness.

A clever wife-it is difficult to cook without rice.

Qiaojie's hair-waves rolling

Sister Qiao raised her eyebrows-uprooted.

Glaring at the blind-sending the wrong message

Beautiful daughter-in-law wears a phoenix crown-the better, the better.

Dead, not dead.-dead.

Shave your head with a kitchen knife-the real mystery

Eggplant with yellow flower-planting

Qin Gui's Descendants-Rape Boys

Qin Gui's Crime of Killing Yue Fei-An Unnecessary Crime.

Qin Gui killed Yue Fei-the charge is not established.

Qin Gui had to bear the burden-he didn't give it.

Qin Shihuang's grandmother-years old.

Qin Shihuang's weapon-sit back and relax

Qin's yellow mule has a lot to do with his horse.

Boiled tofu with green vegetables-there is no oil and water.

Feed the cows grass-it hurts to bite.

Green-faced tiger goes down the mountain-little formal attire

Pineapple with green skin-immature

Take a bath in the blue dye vat-all bright (green)

Stir-fried beans with bluestone-cooked one, jumped one

Moss on a bluestone board-it can't take root.

Birds and turtles on the bluestone board-playing hardball

Tung tree is a thick and hard stick.

Frogs croak

Frogs eat wasps. They have an awl.

Frogs spend the winter-don't move

Frogs crawl on their feet-they don't bite, they are frightened.

Frog courtship-Shouting loudly

The frog is tied to a whip-it's not worth hitting.

Frogs fall in love-noisy

The frog looks at the jade rabbit-a world of difference

Frog laughs at tadpole-forgets where he comes from.

Frog drilling a snake hole-self-destruction.

Green bamboo poles dig holes-the more you dig, the worse you smell.

Green bamboo snake, wasp tail needle-the most poisonous.

The wasp between people-it exploded and dispersed.

Tomb-Sweeping Day's wife-one night at a time.

Huang Meiyu during Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

Throw a stone into a clear pool-look to the end.

Stir-fry in clear oil-each has its own taste.

Steamed duck-hard mouth covered with powder

Dragonflies eat their tails-they bite themselves.

Dragonfly water-east, west.

Dragonflies, water, fish and flowers-all useless.

Dragonflies only touch the surface of water.

Dragonflies bump into bee cobwebs-wings are hard to fly.

Let a monkey pick peaches-they can't reach you.

Please come to the underworld and judge-bully the small with the big.

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

Please ask the masons to go to the roof to check for leaks.

Please stay with your sister-in-law-she's restless and kind.

Poor grandma visits temple fairs-no need for people or money.

Poverty, Hunger and Happiness-Pleasure in Bitterness

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The poor go back to their parents' home-it is difficult to complain about difficulties.

The poor eat out-empty bellies and pockets.

Poor shoemaker's property-a prostitute

The poor go to court-butt forward

The poor man fell into the snow hole-cold and hungry.

The poor buy rice-just ask (liter)

The poor sell their daughters-as a last resort

The poor sell their children-as a last resort.

A poor scholar marries-just do it, and everything will be simple.

Poor debtor celebrates the new year-avoid it

A poor mouth and a bad tongue-annoying.

Autumn wind sweeps away leaves-blowing a large area at a time.

Pull out radish after autumn-touch it no matter how hard it is.

After autumn, cicadas sing at the top of their lungs.

Bonzi field after autumn-what a hard ballast.

The melon shed after autumn-an empty shelf

Fruit after autumn-I've been scratching my head these days.

Fox after autumn-changed.

The wasp after autumn-fierce and powerless

Cucumber after autumn-no vitality, no stamina; fade out

Grasshoppers after autumn-jumping for a few days

The fans of the autumn queen-no one asked.

Autumn leaves-yellow

Luffa after Autumn-Full of Privacy (Silk)

Mosquitoes in autumn-they have been buzzing for several days.

Mosquitoes in autumn-happy again

Sorghum after autumn-from head to toe

The west wind blows after autumn-the weather is getting colder every day.

The swing is flat-great turbulence.

Peeling jute in autumn-it's all a matter of wrangling

Persimmons in autumn-the older they get, the redder they become.

Earthworms wear hats-rustic.

Carp hooked earthworm-painting from childhood to adulthood.

Earthworms dig the ground-time-consuming and laborious, with little effect.

Football on the court-being kicked around.

Running on the court-beating around the bush

Arctic expedition-a long way to go

Paralyzed-unable to move

There is only one moon in the world-it's no use arguing.

See the stone in spring-loud and clear.

Boxing match-if you don't hit him, he will hit you.

Pepper punch-it tastes terrible.

Flea-it's yourself who suffers.

People with big fists race horses.

Advise cows not to eat grass-it's a waste of breath.

No root cutting Raft-I don't want you.

Shrimp without tail-can't lift big waves

Eat watermelon without teeth-there are many ways.

The crooked leg of a lame donkey-the crooked path of the evil (oblique) gate

A lame donkey with a broken mill-two is enough.

The lame learn from the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

The lame man walks on stilts-sooner or later he will look good.

The lame man is wearing a big shirt-he is shaking.

Lame fart-an evil soul

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

The lame ride a blind donkey-take care of each other and show their strengths.

The lame man bends his back and knees.

The lame and the blind-follow the high and low.

The lame chase the thief-the more you shout, the farther you go

The lame take the mountain road-stagger.

Meet the magpie bridge-once a year

People on the roof-can't sit still; Can't sit still

Throw the Grenade out-no one dares to ask for it.

Three-foot flamethrower.-only one idea.

The gunpowder in the casserole-there is no room for any sparks.

Falcon hunting-accomplice

Swallow charcoal-dumb mouth

The doll is the commander-the villain will become a great instrument.

Doll teasing sister-hi haha

Dolls watch magic-puzzling.

A doll riding a wooden horse-if you don't advance, you will retreat

Dolls go to the streets-where is the excitement?

Dolls play with fire-never.

Doll playing chess-no overall situation in mind

Giant salamander's mouth-delicious

Giant salamanders climb trees-look around, not people.

Dig a hole and find a bean bag to eat-it's no use.

Dig a well and make a artesian spring-that's exactly what you want.

Dig an eye as a judge-blindly to the end

Pomegranate-you can't eat it when you look at it

Change socks into pants-Goldman Sachs

Hanging a necklace with a crooked neck-not necessarily beautiful.

Look at your watch with a crooked neck-incorrect view

Speak with a crooked neck-your mouth is not right.

Wearing a hat and coat askew-it's unseemly.

Inclined pot with open hearth-one set.

It is unreasonable to go to the theatre with your head tilted.

Eat pomegranate with a crooked mouth-try your best to make a crooked idea

Blowing the lamp and crooked mouth-full of evil (oblique) gas

Playing the flute with a crooked mouth-it doesn't match your eyes

Blow conch with a crooked mouth-two will do.

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth-an evil (crooked) breath

Wear a crooked mask-you can't see anything wrong.

Be a crooked cavalry-lose face at once

Monks with crooked mouths eat snails-crooked is crooked.

A crooked monk blows a lamp-a crooked wind

Monk with crooked mouth-not serious

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures-they can't say anything serious

Blow the horn with a crooked mouth-it's out of tune.

A woman with a crooked mouth falls-it's wrong to go up and down.

The crooked mother-in-law drinks soup-about.

Grandpa's death-hopeless (uncle)

Unqualified foreign trade commodities-export difficulties

Grandma saved a little son.

Nephew beats uncle-business is business.

Nephew's filial piety-hopeless (uncle)

Pick up a lining outside and throw a fur coat inside-it's not worth the candle.

Kitchen God is in the outer room-how many seats does a person have?

A machete meets a gourd ladle to cut vegetables-just right.

Get down on the tree-you can't stand up straight.

Market at night-scattered

Hooray! He fell into the well-I dare not help you.

Long live grandpa's toilet-without your share (shit)

Fresh peaches on the cliff-nobody cares (picking)

It is never too late to mend.

Wang Anshi draws a circle-leaving a tail

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

Tortoise eats watermelon-rolling and crawling; Roll and crawl

Asshole's ass-regulation (turtle)

There is a chicken feather in the tortoise's belly-the tortoise's heart is like an arrow.

The tortoise is carrying a fork-conscious of the light.

Tortoise heart-rectum straight belly; Nothing can fit.

Bite your finger and never let go.

Bitch gives a talk-hold (turtle) sound and hold (turtle) gas.

Wang Baochai fell in love with a beggar-a visionary.

Taoist Wang's calligraphy-I can read it myself.

It will rain sooner or later this year.

Pockmarked Wang eats walnuts in it-the idea of going out.

The flat peach of the queen mother-no matter how good it is, you can't eat it.

The Queen Mother's Hammer Stone-After World War I

The heavenly queen stretched out her hand-to win the wind and the rain.

Old women sell melons-sell themselves and brag.

Wang Qi's Brother-Tortoise

Wangqiao fights Shi Chong-candidly admit defeat

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year-it gets worse every year.

Wang Xiaoer beat drums and gongs-as poor as a church mouse.

Wang Zuo's Brokeback-Save a Hand.

Fish in the net, bird in the cage-you can't get away.

Looking at the wind, grasping the shadow-nothing.

Looking at peony on the platform on the way home-being a ghost is also romantic.

Look at the scenery through a telescope-right in front of you.

Go and play chess-the wrong way.

Eating watermelons around the stove-My Sweetie is in my heart and warm on me.

Laugh at beggars-make fun of the poor

The lion on the mast-eating in the sky

Hot beef-slow down

Warm water stew cake-the skin is warm and cool

Scalding chicken feathers with warm water-difficult to pull out

Boiled chestnuts in warm water-medium boiled

Boiling soft-shelled turtle in warm soup-neither dead nor alive

Snuff and saliva-fake experts

Smell the coffin and call it a few incense-very close to death

Mosquitoes are slapped-the loss of eating their mouths.