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What does the connotation hat mean?

Question 1: What does 1892 on the hat mean? f(Abercrombie & amp; What's interesting about Fitch's clothes is that creativity changes almost every season. A & ampF's advertisements are all about young people's favorite music and sports, showing a&F the connotation of clothing. In fact, a&; F the cool elements in clothing style are not innate. 1982, David? David Abercrombie founded David T.Abercrombie Company in new york, which is a clothing supplier for outdoor activities such as hunting and fishing for the rich.

Question 2: What does 2:SM mean? Sm: * * Future

Before or at the same time of * * * *, torture the sexual object mentally or physically in order to obtain sexual satisfaction from it; Or take the initiative to ask sexual objects to cause physical or mental pain to themselves in order to obtain sex and cause sexual impulses. The former is called sadism, and the latter is called sadism. In medical psychology, collectively referred to as "* *" or "SM" for short, it belongs to a sexual abnormality.

Question 3: What do you mean by several short stories with connotations? Nobody grinds ink.

The son of a rich family went to take an exam, and his father gave him a test in advance. He got good grades and thought he would be admitted, but he didn't expect to be included.

There is no son's name in the world. Father hurried to the county magistrate for trial. The magistrate turned the volume to see that there was a faint fog on it, but

I can't see any words.

As soon as dad got home, he scolded, "Why is your paper so ugly?"

My son cried and said, "No one grinds ink for me in the examination room, so I have to dip my pen in water and write on the inkstone."

An old lady who reads Buddha

An old lady, with several beads in her hand, read Amitabha, Amitabha and shouted, "Han, Han,

There are too many ants in the pot. I hate it. Take a fire for me and burn them. Then read: "Amitabha, Amitabha!" "

Buddha. "Then he shouted," Han, Han, help me remove the ash from the bottom of the pot. Don't use a dustpan in your own house.

Yes, because it would burn out, I borrowed a dustpan from my neighbor's house. Remember, remember. Amitabha, Amitabha. "

Never a vegetarian.

Monks visit people. When the master saw that he was a monk, he asked, "Master, do you drink?"

The monk smiled and said, "Drink a little wine, but never be a vegetarian."

Get rid of fools

A man complained to the county magistrate, "I lost a hoe tomorrow, please ask my master to find it."

The county magistrate asked, "you slave! I lost my hoe tomorrow. Why didn't you report it yesterday? "

The beadle beside him couldn't help laughing. The magistrate immediately closed the case and said, "You must have stolen the hoe! What the hell are you stealing?

Why? "

The deacon replied, "I want to get rid of that idiot."

The old man is very sad.

There was an old man with deep pockets and a full house of children and grandchildren. On the centenary birthday, birthday guests crowded the house, but the old man

Very unhappy.

Everyone asked him, "You are so blessed, what are you worried about?"

The old man replied, "I'm not worried about anything, but I'm worried that when I celebrate my 200th birthday, hundreds of people will come to congratulate me.

How can I remember them one by one? "

Strive for bargaining

A man is playing outside the door with his son in his arms. The neighbor jokingly said, "The blood of father and son really comes down in one continuous line. It's up to you. "

My son will know that his face is really the same as mine. "

The person holding the child said, "Yes, you and this child are brothers born to a woman. How can your face be different? "

What about the same? "

Bad heart.

There are two little people who have poisonous sores on their backs and seek medical treatment. The doctor looked at the first one, then at the second one, pretending to be afraid.

He said: "His heart is worse, but it can be cured. Your heart is rotten, rotten. How can I cure it? "

Sparrows treat

One day, the sparrow invited the birds to drink. It said to the kingfisher, "You are wearing such bright clothes, so naturally please sit down."

Go to the table. "

He said to the eagle, "although you are big, you have to be wronged to sit at the next table in black and ugly clothes."

The eagle replied, "You slave, why are you so snobbish?" ! "

The sparrow replied, "No one in the world knows that I am a small-minded sparrow."

Animals bully the poor.

A man asked a beggar, "Why do dogs bite when they see you?"

The beggar replied, "If I have a good coat and hat to wear, the animals will respect me."

Huangdi yizhuang

A beggar came back from Beijing and boasted that he had seen the emperor. Others asked him, "What clothes does the emperor wear?"

Answer: "I wear a hat carved from white jade and a golden robe."

Q: "How can you bow in a golden robe?"

The beggar spat at him and said, "Haha, I really don't understand the world! Now that you are the emperor, who do you bow to? "

Afraid of drowning in wine

When guests enter the store to buy wine, they will say the word "Dun" after drinking, and they will talk endlessly. Others asked, "I think I drank too much."

Are you afraid of diarrhea and going to squat down to go to the toilet? "

The man pointed to the glass and said, "No, I just want a chopping block so that I can climb up and not drown in this thin water."

Signboard painting knife

The owner of the hotel had his shop sign written. After that, the man scratched a knife on it.

The boss asked in surprise, "What do you mean by drawing a sword?"

Answer: "I want to kill the steam in the wine with this knife!" " "

Step flat gourd

There is a rule in the hotel that any guest who comes to buy wine and eat wine will be punished and tied to a wooden post as long as he says the wine is sour.

One day, there was a Taoist priest ... >>

Question 4: What does the hat of the Qing emperor symbolize? The crown of the Qing emperor is called "Chao Guan", which comes from the traditional aristocratic crown hat of Jurchen Mongols (the shape comes from the hat that Jurchen Mongols often wear). After beautification, the beautification model comes from the Chongzheng Hall, the predecessor of the Qing Dynasty (now Chongzheng Hall in Shenyang Forbidden City), which symbolizes the kingship of the late Jin Dynasty.

Emperors of Qing Dynasty and Later Jin Dynasty were crowned and divided into three sets of Xia Chunqiu. In the winter dynasty, there was a dome in the crown, and 7 layers of red tassels were tied on it, which was 5 inches long. The neutral nine-dragon hollow golden dome has seven layers, each layer is inlaid with four big balls, *** 19. The outer ring eaves are inlaid with sable, and the eaves are covered with bright yellow satin and kelp. The crown in the Spring and Autumn Period is similar to that in the Winter Dynasty, with the outer eaves changed to Heini. Xia dynasty crown, white silk wrapped around Changbaishan green vine to make a hat shape, red tassel 15 layer tied with gold wire, 7 inches long, the top is the same as winter dynasty crown. The head of the back eaves is different. Carved a small golden Buddha on the front eaves, inlaid with the lotus seat of Oriental Pearl on the back eaves, and the eight treasures of Buddha's light. The back eaves are inlaid with 15 Great East Beads and the golden flame, symbolizing the supreme imperial power. It's actually a luxurious hat.

Question 5: What does [zhā ng] mean?

(1) separate; Open: open your eyes; Open your mouth; Open; Bow and shoot arrows.

2 look; Look: Look around.

③ expansion; Exaggeration: expansion; Exaggeration; Bluff.

4 indulgence; Arrogance: Arrogance.

⑤ furnishings; Paving: hanging; Luxury; Decorate with lanterns and colorful decorations.

6 quantifier: one mouth; A piece of paper; Two tables; Three beds.

7 opening a shop: opening a new one; Opening.

Last name. See "Zhang surname".

Su Zhang: It refers to Zhang Shicheng in Jiangsu in the early Yuan Dynasty.

△ Zhang Guan: zhāng guān lǐ dài's hat is worn on Li's head, which is a metaphor for using the wrong object or the wrong fact.

He often tells stories, which makes everyone laugh.

△ tongue-tied: zhāng kǒu Jie shé can't speak with his mouth open. Describe being speechless because of argument or nervousness and fear.

After Xiaoming's lie was exposed by his mother, he was immediately tongue-tied and speechless for a long time.

△ Look around: zhāngwàng looks through a small hole or gap; Look around or far away.

After hearing the noise, he put his head out of the window and looked around, but found nothing unusual.

△ tooth lubrication: zhā ng yá w ǔ zh ǔ o describes madness and fierceness.

Example: The gangster came at me with a sharp knife and bared his teeth, only to be knocked down by the police a few times.

△ Propaganda: zhāngyáng spreads things that are secret or don't need everyone to know.

It is strictly forbidden to publicize this matter, so as to avoid the opponent's preparedness.

More information-

Looking from the bow, Zhang drawled his voice. Original intention: put the string on the bow

be synonymous

Zhang, bow and string. DD storytelling

One by one. DD Book of Rites? Miscellaneous notes

Lu Qin opened his words. DD Zuo Zhuan? Twenty years in Zhao Gong. "

A good bow is hard to stretch, but it can stretch high and deep. DD "Mozi? Pro-scholar

What is Heaven? The highest person suppresses it, and the lower person lifts it. DD "Lao Zi"

The bowstring is pulled open and the arrow is held in the hand. DD "Poetry? Xiaoya? auspicious day

Another example: full (full with a bow). It also means to tighten the strings, to tighten the strings on an instrument.

The new tension of the string is higher when the gold pole is pulled into the rosewood groove. DD Don? Zhang Ji's Palace Ci

Another example: Zhang Se (tuning the string on the harp); Pull the string (attached to the string; Tighten the strings)

Open the bow; bowstring

More empty strings. Direct injury

Zhang (zhāng)

1. Put the string on the bow. Bow: ~ bow.

1. instrument winding: change strings more ~.

3. open, expand: ~ open. ~ mouth. Big ~ flag up ~.

4. Stretch, unfold and exaggerate: stretch ~. Expand. Like ~. Bluff ~ momentum.

Indulge, unrestrained: be good ~. Arrogant.

6. furnishings: a grand banquet. Spread ~ waste.

Look, look: look from east to west.

⒏ refers to opening a shop: open ~.

9 quantifier: two beds. Four ~ newspapers.

⒑ The name of the star. One of the 28 residences.

⒒: Panic: The emperor lost his mind. 2 exaggeration, showing off: ~ the words of the emperor.

5] (1) Set nets to catch insects and birds. 2 Cooking, planning and socializing: Please take care of it.

Zhang zhongzhang

1. General account. The tabernacle. 2. It refers to the display of curtains and other things. See Zhang Ju. 3. inflation Expansion. 4. (read zhāng today) exaggeration; Expand; Make public.

Wu Bi

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Question 6: Make fun of flowers, not hats. What do you mean, show off, no kidding, no show off, keep a low profile.

Question 7: What is the legend of the cockscomb hat worn by Yi girls? Yi costumes vary from branch to branch, each with its own characteristics. Cocktail hat is a very unique hat ornament in Yi girls' costumes. Unique modeling and exquisite cockscomb hat are typical manifestations of Yi Sameiren's life customs and historical and cultural effects in clothing.

Yi nationality is one of the most populous and widely distributed nationalities in southwest China. Mainly distributed in Yunnan, Sichuan, Guizhou and Guangxi provinces. Yi people have a vast territory, many branches, and different costumes, which are colorful because of different branches. Cocktail hat is a unique hat ornament of Samei people of Yi nationality. Because of its unique shape, beautiful appearance and touching legend, it has become a bright star in the local Yi costume culture.

First, about the cockscomb hat

The cockscomb hat is the hat ornament of the unmarried woman of Nipu (Sameiren, a branch of Yi nationality), which the Yi people call "Sanimotu". Because the hat looks like a cockscomb, it is called "cockscomb hat", also known as "cock hat".

Sameiren is a branch of Yi people, mainly distributed in Kunming, Honghe and Chuxiong in Yunnan. Cocktail hat is the most distinctive place in Koh Samui. Koh Samui people like to wear a lot of "silver bubbles", and cockscomb hats are no exception. Its shape is to cut the hard cloth into a comb shape, and the surface is embroidered with various flower patterns besides silver bubbles of different sizes. As soon as the cockscomb hat says, all girls will wear this hat after they are three years old until they get married. However, before getting engaged, Aunt Samei in Xishan District of Kunming wore a "cockscomb hat" and pointed her head backwards to show that she was unmarried. At the engagement ceremony of "drinking big wine", you should turn the "cockscomb" from the back to the front.

Nowadays, the customs of all ethnic groups are changing, but every festival, Samei aunts still like to wear their colorful national costumes and their beloved cockscomb hats to participate in various festive activities.

2. Why do Koh Samui people wear cockscomb hats?

There are several theories about the origin of cockscomb hat. Sameiren's cockscomb hat is deeply loved by Yi girls for its unique reasons, not only from Yi people's living customs, but also because it has beautiful legends.

1. has something to do with a long-standing life custom.

China has a long history of raising poultry, and chickens have been raised as poultry for thousands of years. In the past, when clocks and watches were not popular, people had no specific concept of time in their daily life and work, and they all relied on roosters to announce the dawn. When the rooster crows three times, people get up and start their day's work. Especially when the farm is busy and afraid, the rooster wakes up the sleeping people at dawn so as not to delay the farm time.

2. The legend of cockscomb hat

About the origin of cockscomb hat, it is more related to legend. There are mainly legends that roosters help Sumei people defend against enemies, that roosters exorcise demons and that roosters treat centipedes. Now the familiar legend is the rooster exorcism. Here is the legend of rooster exorcism.

According to legend, a long time ago, there was a couple of Yi people. This girl is as beautiful as a flower, and this young man is very handsome. One night, they met in the forest and were discovered by the demons in the forest. The devil brutally killed the young man and tried to catch the beautiful girl. The Yi girl was very angry. She tried to escape ... When she ran to the hut, she was about to be caught by the devil. Just then, there came the crow of the rooster. The foolish devil thought it was almost dawn, so he turned around and ran away, and the beautiful girl was saved. Later, the young people woke up and they got married happily.

In order to express gratitude to the rooster and hope to be protected by the rooster forever, the girl made a comb hat to wear on her head after imitating the comb.

3. Symbolic significance of cockscomb hat

Like Bai girls' hats, they have a special symbolic meaning-"wind, flowers, snow and moon", and Yi people's cockscomb hats also have a special meaning: large and small silver bubbles on the hats represent the stars and the moon, indicating that the light will always accompany them. It is said that wearing a cockscomb hat means that the rooster will always accompany the girl, which can ward off evil spirits and avoid harm. The cockscomb hat of the Yi people is similar to the rooster in the Han area, which can ward off evil spirits and means good luck (take the homonym of "chicken" as "good luck").

Fourthly, the cultural connotation of the cockscomb hat.

Yi people's cockscomb hat is one of the products of Yi people's folk culture, which not only represents the national symbol and aesthetic taste of Yi Samei people, but also has rich cultural connotation behind it.

1. It is a symbol of the hard work of the Yi people.

Yi Samei people wearing cockscomb hats are mainly distributed in Guandu in Jinping, Yuanyang in Honghe and Chuxiong in Yunnan. The location of the village is mostly in the high hillside area with dangerous terrain or Xiangyang Mountain in the valley area. Most of them are surrounded by mountains and rivers, with few hills and flat terrain, which brings limitations to planting crops in a large area. Samei people of Yi nationality are not afraid of hardship in a hard living environment, and they are self-sufficient with their own hands to create their own happiness ... >>