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Just don’t look for an interesting news composition of about 300 words from abroad?

A touching story. I believe everyone in the country knows about the recent Yushu earthquake. This earthquake was a 7:1 magnitude earthquake that occurred on April 14. At this time, this earthquake affected the hearts of everyone who was watching, and everyone's heart was tightened. They saw one person after another After being rescued, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, great! A sentence from the heart, some people were moved to tears, and some people raised a big thumb to those doctors, nurses, police officers, officers and soldiers, great job! I am proud, proud and happy for them, and I want to say thank you for your efforts. These people do not care about their own safety for our personal safety. This is so touching! So touching! This is a touching thing I wrote. An interesting person I have a classmate, his name is Zhao Zhiwei, he is a very interesting person, the interesting thing is that he talks to schoolgirls from time to time, and has an effeminate tone. All the classmates in our class think he is very interesting. I wonder what you think of him? Now let me talk about his performance in school in detail. He always makes some strange masculine sounds in class, and he always makes us laugh in class. For example: he will say YES, OK, etc. Waiting for a lot. But it made us laugh to death. Only girls say things like "hate"~, but now it's come back. He actually said it, and sometimes he's even more girly than girls among girls. Sometimes he is gentle like a girl, and sometimes he is as fierce as a big monster. He is extremely scary. He is really a two-faced person. I can't figure it out. I think he is very interesting. Do you think he is interesting? I think you must be the same.

She has a chubby body and even her hands are chubby. She, I think is actually very interesting. She is my deskmate - Shen Yufei.

She was once called "Three Circles" by me and my close friends. What are "three circles"? Listen to me slowly. The meaning of "three circles" is: Shen Yufei's head is round, her body is round, and even her hands are round. Note that her head, body and hands are not round like circles, otherwise she will They are aliens.

Her voice can be said to be ever-changing. When the person behind her shouted: "Fat Shen, come forward and take a seat (let me explain, that person means to let Shen Yufei's seat Go forward)." After that, Shen Yufei replied in a slightly coy voice: "No!" If you were there, you would definitely feel like vomiting. If someone steps on her feet, uses her things, or hits her, I guarantee you will survive. Because she can only scare you with her voice, which is an imitation of a male voice. If you are punched by her, don't worry, her round hands will be harmless.

I heard that she wants to write a novel recently. Everyone must support her, because I, a "bad friend", also participated in the writing!

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An interesting person An interesting person Instructor: Wang Guiting Student: Zhao Jufu There is such a person beside me, his name is Zhang Long, we call him Zhang insect. He was so funny. Once, the English teacher asked us to have a conversation in pairs. During the conversation, he and another classmate actually called a classmate a shit, but it was actually Pete, which made us laugh out loud. Another time, we were in art class, and the teacher asked us to draw. He drew very seriously, because his head was tilted down, so he drooled for a long time while drawing. And he can make his ears move! This is the funniest person around me. Zhao Jufu, Class 12, Grade 7, Xinhua Middle School, Tianzhu Tibetan Autonomous County, Wuwei City, Gansu Province

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An interesting person. My younger brother is called Xiaohu. He is five years old this year; He talks very interestingly. Once he dressed up as a girl and said he was very beautiful. My brother is so interesting. Han Shaojie, Class 3, Primary 6 and 1, Yangcheng

An interesting person

Uncle Duan is my father’s good friend and I like him very much.

I remember the first time Uncle Duan came to my house, it was one morning. Hearing a crisp ringing of the doorbell, I hurriedly ran to open the door, and a tall man came in. When we met, he hugged me very enthusiastically: "Hello, baby! You are so cute, uncle will give you a big gift package!" After saying that, he kissed me with his bearded mouth. Mom, dad, grandparents came out. Uncle Duan first said hello to his mother, then shook hands with his father, hugged and patted his shoulders affectionately.

He walked solemnly to his grandparents, folded his hands on his abdomen and bowed deeply: "Hello, uncle and aunt!" I giggled next to me: This kind of etiquette is rare here, everyone shakes hands roughly. Say hello loudly. Uncle Duan left a deep impression on me the first time. I thought he was an interesting person.

The days to come will be even more interesting. Uncle Duan is engaged in mental development training for teenagers. He has endless games and mysterious tricks. Every time he comes to my house, he will "train" me by making me stand upright and fall backward; make me do ligature games; play sticker games with me; teach me fast memory and quick calculations; and tell me all kinds of nice things. Get stories: about gratitude, about emotional intelligence, about studiousness, etc. He also showed me cartoons, asked a few questions after watching a section, and then explained it to me in detail. Uncle Duan was just a child. When we played games, he would lie down on the ground, crawl in and out from under the table, make funny faces and act like a monkey, roll around on the ground and make his clothes dirty. Uncle Duan brings me so much fun. He is my father’s friend and also my good friend!

Do you think Uncle Duan is very interesting? I like him very much!

Student: Bai Xuechun, Grade 3 Class 294, Shouanli School, Yuci, Jinzhong, Shanxi Province

He is an interesting person and the pistachio of our class. Therefore, he is nicknamed "Pistachio", but he also has another nickname "Brother Dao" which implies dog, which may seem like a scolding, but is actually an honorific. This person once told several jokes. Here are a few excerpts: Two fools were walking on the road. A and B each carried a bag of things. A said to B: I have some chickens in this bag. If you guess there are two, I will All for you. B thought for a long time and said: "Five!" The audience laughed. Brother Dao said: "How many chickens are there?" It made us laugh and cry. Brother Dao has a spirit of entertainment and doesn't mind being a fool, but we can only laugh and cry. This is just a drop in the bucket. In Brother Dao's eyes, everything is happy, and we remain calm, but sometimes he